Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[Lunar Magma]

makes you wonder how far he'd have gotten if he did get into bloodsports and/or was allowed to get that bread like kino casino

Every time Josh got pulled into bloodsports he has had some of the poorest performances of any streamer aside from Jaden McNeil trying to swing at his ex-lover Fuentes. Some of my favorite moments are when people like Zoom or Ralph beat him down and you can hear him wilting in real time and fleeing the call. He's not built to banter. And he does "get that bread" for many years. It's just not as much as they thinks he's entitled to. He basically got access to nearly all his banking stuff recently again.

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It’s funny how much Josh treats losing weight like it’s some super torturous thing, I’m no expert but isn’t losing weight pretty easy for men?

When you are an addict glutton like Josh that is used to eating everything in sight to extreme, paring back to normal amounts does feel like torture.

He's got no one to blame but himself. A fuck-ton of problems would cure themselves if he just calmed the fuck down and stopped acting like a gigantic fucking sperg everywhere he goes.

A huge chunk of his streams is just crying and whining. It does get pretty grating after awhile.

 

[Gore San]

I'm in my 30s but have more trouble gaining weight than losing weight lol

 

[Mace Dindu]

Not really. It's relatively easy when you're in your early adulthood, in your 30s it becomes a serious challenge.

Well in that case good on Joshy for doing it my boyfr- I mean my favorite Internet personality is such a great guy!

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

I'm in my 30s but have more trouble gaining weight than losing weight lol

Motherfucker your diet is vegan blood.

 

[Gore San]

Motherfucker your diet is vegan blood.

Only some of it is vegan blood, some is also virgin blood from non vegans.

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

Only some of it is vegan blood, some is also virgin blood from non vegans.

Ew, this person drings spoibled substances from bodies of redditors, utterly disgusting!

 

[Gore San]

Ew, this person drings spoibled substances from bodies of redditors, utterly disgusting!

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Unlike Muslims in the afterlife, I source my virgin blood from children who died in horrible amusement park accidents. The meat goes to my pack of werewolf familiars that guard my shed where I recreate scenes from Dexter. But I don't have a secret laboratory.

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

I source my virgin blood from children who died in horrible amusement park accidents.

Dude what the fuck

The meat goes to my pack of werewolf familiars that guard my shed where I recreate scenes from Dexter.

 

[Gore San]

Dude what the fuck
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Something something not letting food go to waste something something asking a grieving mother clutching their dead toddler that had their head kicked off at 100 mph because they crossed the do not cross area like a retard if they're going to eat that something something stepping in puddles of blood to make the crime scene disappear something something gay anime vampire larp something something cannibal copypastas

 

[Gore San]

 

[Frosty Fetus]

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But their Japanese preteens

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

drings spoibled

 

[Gore San]

Lol

 

[Gore San]

Hold on, let's hear cheese boy out for a second.

 

[Gore San]

He couldn't even stand the tip of his dick being skinned so I don't think he could deglove a whole ass deer without getting some form of repressed subconscious trauma being brought up, and the worst case scenario is he enjoys it instead of hating it.

 

[Gore San]

I mean... At least he finally admits the quiet part out loud.

 

[Gore San]

Translation: confirmed pizza diet incel, at least he admitted it again.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

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He couldn't even stand the tip of his dick being skinned so I don't think he could deglove a whole ass deer without getting some form of repressed subconscious trauma being brought up, and the worst case scenario is he enjoys it instead of hating it.

LMAO. As someone who used to go deer hunting when growing up, Null can't do any of this shit.

1. Setting up a decent blind requires you to walk at least a mile into the woods. Null is 5'3", 300 lbs, and has openly stated he hates exercise.

2. If he actually shot a deer, he would have to somehow drag a 150-200 pound deer the entire distance back to his car. Again, Null doesn't exercise, so this is impossible. Also, he doesn't have any friends to help him.

3. Skinning and processing a deer is a pain in the ass and something that takes lots of experience and practice. There are a lot of ways to fuck it up and ruin the meat.

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Sailor Moon was created by a woman to cater to teenage girls. Naturally, teenage girls want to watch shows about teenage girls because they can relate to them. The idea that Sailor Moon was created for men to masturbate to is pure porn brain.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Sailor Moon was created by a woman to cater to teenage girls. Naturally, teenage girls want to watch shows about teenage girls because they can relate to them. The idea that Sailor Moon was created for men to masturbate to is pure porn brain.

Yeah most Sailor Moon fans are women and the male minority with mostly sisters instead of brothers

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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Sailor Moon was created by a woman to cater to teenage girls.

I just checked the thread (can't attach images, pops up an error). 2 likes, 2 informative, 1 agree, 1 winner. Not a SINGLE person replied back at him to correct him.

How the fuck are people letting him get away with that!? You can EASILY fact check that shit. You can't even claim "he meant the anime" because he used the word "exists" which implies EVERYTHING from the beginning to now.

Holy shit. These asslickers have horrible brainrot.