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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
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"It doesn't bother me to sit on my laptop for two hours and you can do fun things like fixing the forum in that time."
While I can believe it ain't no thang for joshy to stare at his device for hours on end... I'm pressing X on him spending that time "fixing" things. Unless, "fixing" means: Banning people for making me feel inadequate.
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100% the Airlines fault? Something tells me this isn't 100% true and honest.
They lost his luggage at the airport in Amsterdam.
 
I mean it's not an unrealistic depiction of josh based on observations of his behavior. I even had to do a double take
Cuz that's how I imagine he looks in my head.
I think this image is actually too kind to Josh, as we know Josh is as tall as an Asian woman, so given his weight and his height of 5'3, I suspect Josh is a lot ROUNDER than this AI enhanced image.
 
I think this image is actually too kind to Josh, as we know Josh is as tall as an Asian woman, so given his weight and his height of 5'3, I suspect Josh is a lot ROUNDER than this AI enhanced image.
Oh I didn't realize that he was that short I thought he was like 5'5 or 5'7
In that case then yeah he's a deathfat
It's certainly a better job than "Skip Dan".
Skip Dan?
Yeah, it's a bit hard to see the "irony" here. CHeck the Punt The Gunt vids, you can see what a gunt he's got on him. Is this a "psy-op" to make people think that joshy is actually thin?
Josh absolutely has a gunt/fupa
 
Skip Dan?
A "skip" is a big metal container for large refuse (when builders are stripping a house of it's innards they use a skip, which then is removed by an R-tic). Really, those dumpsters aren't Skips, but poetic loicense, n all that.

It looks like joshy will be having another gibs-a-thon...
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"Everything that could go wrong". Histronic broom. Did the plane crash into the sea? Leaving you stranded on a small rock with out wi-fi (a fate worse than death for joshy, no doubt). Yeah, expect joshy to be grabbler cap in hand over the Yuletide.
 
Oh I didn't realize that he was that short I thought he was like 5'5 or 5'7
Are you a bot? You've seen the photo of Null with Asians, you've commented on it.

In the photo Null is as tall as an Asian woman. For reference, here is a photo of Eton Ralph towering over a non Asian woman at 5'4.
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It's easier to Google image search Ralph than Null.
 
A "skip" is a big metal container for large refuse (when builders are stripping a house of it's innards they use a skip, which then is removed by an R-tic). Really, those dumpsters aren't Skips, but poetic loicense, n all that.

It looks like joshy will be having another gibs-a-thon...
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"Everything that could go wrong". Histronic broom. Did the plane crash into the sea? Leaving you stranded on a small rock with out wi-fi (a fate worse than death for joshy, no doubt). Yeah, expect joshy to be grabbler cap in hand over the Yuletide.
I didn't know that's what it was called thanks
Are you a bot? You've seen the photo of Null with Asians, you've commented on it.
Yeah but the realization that he's that short takes a minute to really kick in I saw the photos and to me it's hard to grasp a man being that short. Because I practically makes him a midget.
That's why I'm always taking back when people remind me just how short he really is. When's the last time you saw a man that short?
My brain keeps on autofilling in that he's maybe 5'5 5 ft 7. But anything under that really makes me go huh
In the photo Null is as tall as an Asian woman. For reference, here is a photo of Eton Ralph towering over a non Asian woman at 5'4.
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It's easier to Google image search Ralph than Null.
Josh doesn't really have a lot of pictures out there despite being public.
 
The pic (I think I posted, @youthful_ shannel might know better) is him with a bunch of slopes and Hotwheels. iirc joshy is only taller than HOtwheels. The guy in the wheel chair.
I saw the photo a while back it's still just hard for me to wrap my head around him being that short and that fat it almost defies logic. Like if I saw it in real life I think he was a fucking obese hobbit. Or some kind of deformed dwarf. still trying to wrap my head around that
 
being that short and that fat it almost defies logic
Isn't the "sektur" built on un-tall people? Gunt is short. Effluentes is short. Beardly is reeeeeaaaalllyyy short. I mean, he's the same high as the shortest woman I fucked (4ft 10). The only people I can think of who aren't short: PPP (comparative giant), Plodwinson, and Surfink (who is of "average male height" at least, judging from him sitting next to PPP.
 
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