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I'm almost sure he's never eaten someone's ass before, but the lawyers are about to eat his in court
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Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Financial BS
Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
I'm almost sure he's never eaten someone's ass before, but the lawyers are about to eat his in court
Exactly that's a demand letter from a Texas attorney threatening Josh with a lawsuit.
Yes, it's a demand letter, aka words written on toilet paper. On it's own it's legally meaningless.
Demand letters are relatively cheap instruments designed to intimidate and coerce the would-be defendant into doing what you, the would-be plaintiff, want them to do. It's a big long document made up of a mix of threats, legalese, and hot air.
As far as I know, any lawyer can draft one. The lawyer does not need to be admitted to the bar (or have pro hac vice) in the state that @Null allegedly resides in, nor does the lawyer need to be admitted to the bar (or have pro hac vice) in the state Alyssa resides in. None of that shit actually matters until it is time to file suit.
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Null in Texas? Did he find a place in the cargo hold of the UPS jet? How much does it cost to ship 2032lbs from Serbia to Texas?
Except that it most likely came from his office. And you are correct, you don't have to be a lawyer to type it up. The one who most likely typed it up was Lane's paralegal Kathryn Tewson after it was dictated to her by the attorney. He also gave another number (432) 703-4822 which also has the same area code in West Texas.
The letter was passed onto Null by his Washington DC lawyer Matthew Hardin.
It proves nothing except that Alyssa has paid a premium to a big name law firm to draft a demand letter.
A big premium law firm would not write a legal letter to Hardin threatening legal action they couldn't take if they were not authorized to practice law in Texas.
The letter claims that the thread in question violates the laws of various states and jurisdictions in Florida, West Virginia, Wyoming, and federal statues as well.
This might be threatening legal action against Josh personally but also against where Lolcow LLC is legally registered or gets its mail.
This is in the news: https://thatparkplace.com/lawyer-re...ercante-threatens-kiwi-farms-with-litigation/
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That Park Place really has fallen from Disney News to lolcow central
Assuming Josh is in Texas, he's a real idiot for lying about not being in the U.S. He should have remained in Serbia or whatever Eastern European country because if people dox and find out he is now living in the states, it's clear that this internet drama will get real, very real.
Then there is the donation site being down which is also very suspect because Josh should have kept it up or said he explicitly is closing it down for the foreseeable future, which makes one wonder how much of the money is left and how it's been used. I know Epik fucked themselves over but if I recall, didn't Greer win in court this year? If so, then it could set a precedence for people like Mercante to become embolden enough to sue Josh, more so if she's running on pure feminazi spite alone.
Then there is the donation site being down which is also very suspect because Josh should have kept it up or said he explicitly is closing it down for the foreseeable future, which makes one wonder how much of the money is left and how it's been used. I know Epik fucked themselves over but if I recall, didn't Greer win in court this year? If so, then it could set a precedence for people like Mercante to become embolden enough to sue Josh, more so if she's running on pure feminazi spite alone.
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Zero evidence that Josh is in Texas, just that this particular attorney he retained has a license in multiple states.
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You will never be the one to break any story about Josh.
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
You will never be the one to break any story about Josh.
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Lane Andrew Haygood (Alabama): No Records
Lane Andrew Haygood (Alaska): No Records
Lane Andrew Haygood (West Virginia): No Records
Lane Andrew Haygood (Florida): No Record
Lane Andrew Haygood (South Dakota): Call 605-224-7554 to check on Lawyer Verification
Lane Andrew Haygood (Mississippi): No Record
Lane Andrew Haygood: (Georgia): No Record
Lane Andrew Haygood: (Louisiana): No Record
Lane Andrew Haygood (Alaska): No Records
Lane Andrew Haygood (West Virginia): No Records
Lane Andrew Haygood (Florida): No Record
Lane Andrew Haygood (South Dakota): Call 605-224-7554 to check on Lawyer Verification
Lane Andrew Haygood (Mississippi): No Record
Lane Andrew Haygood: (Georgia): No Record
Lane Andrew Haygood: (Louisiana): No Record
Josh isn't the one who retained this Texas lawyer. The woman who had him write a letter to Matthew Hardin did.
He (Lane A Haygood) is still in Texas.
Reason: Clarification
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