Home Depot Bucket
Remarkable Onion
		He might want kids, but can't stomach the idea of sticking his dick in a woman and adoption to single males isn't an option for a lot of reasons, so he just seethes a lot about his broke dick and inability to fix his own issues. Also wanting things without wanting the responsibility of having them is another valid argument you make. Lots of people want things, but once they have them are like oh I didn't realize I'd have to work to maintain this.He is one of those faggots who are contributing to the declining birth rate in the world. He doesn't want the burden or the responsibility of raising children.
I don't subscribe to that whole "alpha male" bullshit, but to me my fertility makes me feel like a man. The fact that I had three sons makes me feel badass, not only because I have left a legacy of three men to spread my name and DNA on this planet, but I shot all boys.
I might even fuck around and have a buzzer beater baby with the dragon lady just for the goof.
	



