Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms What happens when Kiwi Farms shuts down/what happens to Josh?

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms

Battle of Brainiac

Janny disrespecter
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It's clear that Kiwi Farms is on a limited time schedule, with Josh becoming increasingly tired of running the site and politicians bringing up 230 constantly and giving DCM a heart attack each time.

This thread is a place to discuss what you think the future will be for Josh with the only major accomplishment in life he’s done ending.
Realistically speaking, Josh will most likely kill himself. He has only his website left and his audience.
Just view his life from an outsider perspective.

Josh has
- No monetary way of handling income. The Banks have permanently neutered him and it’s forced him to obsessively scour every legal bill that has a single wiff of “FIX MUH PROBLEMS!” He relies on illegal means and bitcoin wizardry to keep him alive. He knows this full well. It’s the bane of his existence at this point.

- No future prospects in any capacity that would make him happy or improve his life. He wanted to be a developer and coder. That was his dream. He thought exploitation of autistic fringe places on the internet to make a name for himself would be his ticket to happiness(see 8chan, infinity next and more). Hes hitched himself so far to his choices due to pure refusal to accept that he was wrong and fucked up his life that now all thats left is keeping his site open as a means to justify his entire existence to this point. Keep in mind hes fucking 30 years old now.

- no friends or family or contact with people on any actual meaningful level. Due to his fears of his choices and paranoia of just hosting the site and the real dangers of the FBI actually fucking vanning him for something like what @SIGSEGV meme’d. He has actually chosen to FLEE and illegally hide in a very very far off place outside the states where he has very little contact with people. Siberia. This alone is absolutely insane and prior to this choice he was given the opportunity to suck CRPs dick to stay in Kiev, Ukraine permanently and live his life finally. Again, his insane refusal to admit his made the wrong choices in life led him to give the middle finger to coachscampill and flee to a tundra lol. He burnt his bridge with his own mother after getting her fired, again, by his choices. He has noone and in a tundra.

- no belief of a good future. He generally tells people on his site in chat and on discord that the entire world is fucked and he will soon be fucked. His doomer mindset will never help him recover from finally losing his only clout he has, kiwifarms.

Josh will most likely end his life and post a public suicide note where his URL will be when the farms finally dies. Most KFers will flock here and itll be a shitshow of reddit tier faggots trying to suck mod dick for the perfect amount of upboats and secret rooms to act like the cool autistic kid on the block.

hell maybe even zedkiss will come here and help everyone get doxed like the sped he is. Time will tell.
 

Battle of Brainiac

Janny disrespecter
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This should be a bannable offense
It should be. If you guys want to be a better site than KF, you must be better staffers. KF is ran by trannies and ethots that literally dm Josh nude pics for power. They are given magnifying lenses and told to watch the ants under the hot sun.

If there is anything for OF to learn what not to do, its run OF like kiwifarms does. I have high hopes for OF though and im here to stay.

Also, for other staffers. Be wary that Josh will get mad enough and gay op shit with Zedkiss to write some community thread on OF. He did this with Deadhorseinterchange for no reason other than he felt threatened by another gossip site he had no control over.
 

Life is ruff

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Also, for other staffers. Be wary that Josh will get mad enough and gay op shit with Zedkiss to write some community thread on OF. He did this with Deadhorseinterchange for no reason other than he felt threatened by another gossip site he had no control over.
I wouldn't worry about that. Null has hated zed for a while, and last I heard, he was refusing to speak to zed and wouldn't unban him until he gave Null an apology.
 

Battle of Brainiac

Janny disrespecter
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What do you count as simping for the mods? And what do you mean by secret rooms?
When you pay josh he gives you a title and access to special channels only for paying users. In these channels is alot of asspats and dicksucking and shit talking of other users and people over analyzing newer accounts in case they are “lolcow socks”. From here if you buddy up enough in convos with liked oldfag users of KF and staff in DMs. You’ll eventually get added to group chats and a secret room where they talk about “halaling” users. This means people like Zedkiss and a few others will dox random users and see if they are lolcows based off if they annoy staff or not.

its fucking gay
 

Life is ruff

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When you pay josh he gives you a title and access to special channels only for paying users. In these channels is alot of asspats and dicksucking and shit talking of other users and people over analyzing newer accounts in case they are “lolcow socks”. From here if you buddy up enough in convos with liked oldfag users of KF and staff in DMs. You’ll eventually get added to group chats and a secret room where they talk about “halaling” users. This means people like Zedkiss and a few others will dox random users and see if they are lolcows based off if they annoy staff or not.

its fucking gay
Oh, your talking about the T&H forum. I thought you were talking about PM chains. I remember one user on KF said Null personally asked him for 100 dollars in donations.
 

Battle of Brainiac

Janny disrespecter
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Oh, your talking about the T&H forum. I thought you were talking about PM chains. I remember one user on KF said Null personally asked him for 100 dollars in donations.
Ya they do PM chains too. In ralphs thread when the threesome leaks were happening, a majority of the users who were dumping shit and pushing it were in PM chains.

regardless, its still really fucking gay.
 
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Noghoul

An Onion Among Onions
- no friends or family or contact with people on any actual meaningful level. Due to his fears of his choices and paranoia of just hosting the site and the real dangers of the FBI actually fucking vanning him for something like what @SIGSEGV meme’d. He has actually chosen to FLEE and illegally hide in a very very far off place outside the states where he has very little contact with people. Siberia. This alone is absolutely insane and prior to this choice he was given the opportunity to suck CRPs dick to stay in Kiev, Ukraine permanently and live his life finally. Again, his insane refusal to admit his made the wrong choices in life led him to give the middle finger to coachscampill and flee to a tundra lol. He burnt his bridge with his own mother after getting her fired, again, by his choices. He has noone and in a tundra.
Thank God he didn't bow to Gonzalo's cock, I hate CRP with passion and I'm someone who takes everything internet-related very lightly. The fact that Josh stood his ground makes me respect him sightly and see him as less of a pathetic failure.
CRP is the type of psycho that likes to fuck around and see how much he can get away with, I don't like to defend Josh, but Gonzalo was demanding HIM to clean it up with his jannie broom in exchage for a contact or bribe to the Ukranian oligarchy that may not even exist.
CRP is known for making shit up, acting like he knows more than he does and fucking with his former allies/friends for shits and giggles.
 

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other than he felt threatened by another gossip site he had no control over.
Ok this makes no sense to me whatsoever. What's the point in monopolizing "gossip sites" when...
  1. Any site that talks shit about other people, including image boards, would technically count as a gossip site, so that would be a GIGANTIC market to try to control
  2. He actively states he is miserable with the site he already has, so what's the point in trying to control something you have little to no passion for?
Is he just paranoid that other people MIGHT talk shit about him and since he wouldn't have a way to respond back, he would actively loose sleep over it? Because if so, how the fuck is he any different than the cows he advertises on his site? I get hating on Discord, because its gay as fuck, but other "gossip sites" don't give a flying fuck about KiwiFarms, and if they do its either to use as a reference, or to poke fun at Josh for doing stupid shit.

Also with great power comes great responsibilities... like lawsuits, which according to Josh have been getting "super serious" to where the funds for the site would be going towards legal fees.
 

Life is ruff

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Ok this makes no sense to me whatsoever. What's the point in monopolizing "gossip sites" when...
  1. Any site that talks shit about other people, including image boards, would technically count as a gossip site, so that would be a GIGANTIC market to try to control
  2. He actively states he is miserable with the site he already has, so what's the point in trying to control something you have little to no passion for?
Is he just paranoid that other people MIGHT talk shit about him and since he wouldn't have a way to respond back, he would actively loose sleep over it? Because if so, how the fuck is he any different than the cows he advertises on his site? I get hating on Discord, because its gay as fuck, but other "gossip sites" don't give a flying fuck about KiwiFarms, and if they do its either to use as a reference, or to poke fun at Josh for doing stupid shit.

Also with great power comes great responsibilities... like lawsuits, which according to Josh have been getting "super serious" to where the funds for the site would be going towards legal fees.
Literally every site on the internet either doesn't know Kiwi Farms exists or mocks it, including 4Chan.
But as too Josh wanting a monopoly on lolcow forums, it's probably because KF is all he has left. If someone else takes over as the big one from KF, he loses the one thing he has left in life.
 

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Is he just paranoid that other people MIGHT talk shit about him and since he wouldn't have a way to respond back, he would actively loose sleep over it?
Yes.

Ok this makes no sense to me whatsoever. What's the point in monopolizing "gossip sites" when...
  1. Any site that talks shit about other people, including image boards, would technically count as a gossip site, so that would be a GIGANTIC market to try to control
  2. He actively states he is miserable with the site he already has, so what's the point in trying to control something you have little to no passion for?
Josh wants to monopolize "gossip sites" because a lolcow website is his only real accomplishment in life, without kiwifarms. he has nothing to his name that he's accomplished in the past few years, he has done nothing but run kiwifarms. When Kiwifarms shuts down, Josh will have only accomplished nothing, and there will be a massive hole in his resume preventing him from getting most decent jobs.
 

Basil II

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Realistically speaking, Josh will most likely kill himself. He has only his website left and his audience.
Just view his life from an outsider perspective.

Josh has
- No monetary way of handling income. The Banks have permanently neutered him and it’s forced him to obsessively scour every legal bill that has a single wiff of “FIX MUH PROBLEMS!” He relies on illegal means and bitcoin wizardry to keep him alive. He knows this full well. It’s the bane of his existence at this point.

- No future prospects in any capacity that would make him happy or improve his life. He wanted to be a developer and coder. That was his dream. He thought exploitation of autistic fringe places on the internet to make a name for himself would be his ticket to happiness(see 8chan, infinity next and more). Hes hitched himself so far to his choices due to pure refusal to accept that he was wrong and fucked up his life that now all thats left is keeping his site open as a means to justify his entire existence to this point. Keep in mind hes fucking 30 years old now.

- no friends or family or contact with people on any actual meaningful level. Due to his fears of his choices and paranoia of just hosting the site and the real dangers of the FBI actually fucking vanning him for something like what @SIGSEGV meme’d. He has actually chosen to FLEE and illegally hide in a very very far off place outside the states where he has very little contact with people. Siberia. This alone is absolutely insane and prior to this choice he was given the opportunity to suck CRPs dick to stay in Kiev, Ukraine permanently and live his life finally. Again, his insane refusal to admit his made the wrong choices in life led him to give the middle finger to coachscampill and flee to a tundra lol. He burnt his bridge with his own mother after getting her fired, again, by his choices. He has noone and in a tundra.

- no belief of a good future. He generally tells people on his site in chat and on discord that the entire world is fucked and he will soon be fucked. His doomer mindset will never help him recover from finally losing his only clout he has, kiwifarms.

Josh will most likely end his life and post a public suicide note where his URL will be when the farms finally dies. Most KFers will flock here and itll be a shitshow of reddit tier faggots trying to suck mod dick for the perfect amount of upboats and secret rooms to act like the cool autistic kid on the block.

hell maybe even zedkiss will come here and help everyone get doxed like the sped he is. Time will tell.
Serbia is not Siberia lmfao.
 

Life is ruff

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Realistically speaking, Josh will most likely kill himself. He has only his website left and his audience.
Just view his life from an outsider perspective.

Josh has
- No monetary way of handling income. The Banks have permanently neutered him and it’s forced him to obsessively scour every legal bill that has a single wiff of “FIX MUH PROBLEMS!” He relies on illegal means and bitcoin wizardry to keep him alive. He knows this full well. It’s the bane of his existence at this point.

- No future prospects in any capacity that would make him happy or improve his life. He wanted to be a developer and coder. That was his dream. He thought exploitation of autistic fringe places on the internet to make a name for himself would be his ticket to happiness(see 8chan, infinity next and more). Hes hitched himself so far to his choices due to pure refusal to accept that he was wrong and fucked up his life that now all thats left is keeping his site open as a means to justify his entire existence to this point. Keep in mind hes fucking 30 years old now.

- no friends or family or contact with people on any actual meaningful level. Due to his fears of his choices and paranoia of just hosting the site and the real dangers of the FBI actually fucking vanning him for something like what @SIGSEGV meme’d. He has actually chosen to FLEE and illegally hide in a very very far off place outside the states where he has very little contact with people. Siberia. This alone is absolutely insane and prior to this choice he was given the opportunity to suck CRPs dick to stay in Kiev, Ukraine permanently and live his life finally. Again, his insane refusal to admit his made the wrong choices in life led him to give the middle finger to coachscampill and flee to a tundra lol. He burnt his bridge with his own mother after getting her fired, again, by his choices. He has noone and in a tundra.

- no belief of a good future. He generally tells people on his site in chat and on discord that the entire world is fucked and he will soon be fucked. His doomer mindset will never help him recover from finally losing his only clout he has, kiwifarms.

Josh will most likely end his life and post a public suicide note where his URL will be when the farms finally dies. Most KFers will flock here and itll be a shitshow of reddit tier faggots trying to suck mod dick for the perfect amount of upboats and secret rooms to act like the cool autistic kid on the block.

hell maybe even zedkiss will come here and help everyone get doxed like the sped he is. Time will tell.
Why do you call zed a sped?
 

Need For Sneed

I feel the need
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It should be. If you guys want to be a better site than KF, you must be better staffers. KF is ran by trannies and ethots that literally dm Josh nude pics for power. They are given magnifying lenses and told to watch the ants under the hot sun.
lol calm down

@Battle of Brainiac you sound extremely butthurt about null, do you want to share your story?
@Battle of Brainiac
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Battle of Brainiac

Janny disrespecter
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@Battle of Brainiac you sound extremely butthurt about null, do you want to share your story?
Not really. I just observe a pattern of behavior. Its kind of hard to miss joshs behaviors when you use his site and its even more annoying when you cant appropriately express that opinion anywhere without it getting shut down in various manners. OF is a nice place to call jewsh a lolcow.
 

Ether

Literal Simp
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If he is forced to shut down the site he will move on with his life. He has a plan for when this happens. Trust the plan, goy. He won't kill himself. He'll be fine. He is very smart and has a lot of technical skills, he'll find something else to do. He has also stated if this happens he will go dark. He's going to ghost everyone and start over.
It should be. If you guys want to be a better site than KF, you must be better staffers. KF is ran by trannies and ethots that literally dm Josh nude pics for power. They are given magnifying lenses and told to watch the ants under the hot sun.

If there is anything for OF to learn what not to do, its run OF like kiwifarms does. I have high hopes for OF though and im here to stay.

Also, for other staffers. Be wary that Josh will get mad enough and gay op shit with Zedkiss to write some community thread on OF. He did this with Deadhorseinterchange for no reason other than he felt threatened by another gossip site he had no control over.
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There's no reason for OF and KF to be rivals. Both have their place.
Also, for other staffers. Be wary that Josh will get mad enough and gay op shit with Zedkiss to write some community thread on OF. He did this with Deadhorseinterchange for no reason other than he felt threatened by another gossip site he had no control over.
What do you even say to this? Josh literally doesn't give a fuck. He's too busy with his own shit to care about this site let alone run some gay ops with a member he doesn't even like anymore; someone who in fact he banned because he was causing such a huge problem in the community. He doesn't care about this site or the fact that he has a thread here because he is already infamous, there's nothing you can do to hurt him. Attaching his name to the Kiwi Farms ensures he is virtually unemployable.
 
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Battle of Brainiac

Janny disrespecter
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If he is forced to shut down the site he will move on with his life. He has a plan for when this happens. Trust the plan, goy. He won't kill himself. He'll be fine. He is very smart and has a lot of technical skills, he'll find something else to do. He has also stated if this happens he will go dark. He's going to ghost everyone and start over.

Agree to disagree then because there is no way in hell that man doesn’t have a mental breakdown and off himself over the website. The amount of life ruination he has experienced alone over the years of running KF the way that he does and interjects himself into it so heavily gives me zero doubt in my mind he will just be like “welp! Thats it I guess! Better just go do normie shit now and never show up on the internet again!”.

that ship has forcibly sailed a long time ago and I cant see Josh ever settling for some minimum wageslave job where they don’t look up your internet history.

hes had years of opportunities to walk away. He didn’t do it when a tranny showed up to his house to fight him irl while he hid in a bathroom. He didn’t do it when he decided to fuck over Jim Watkins and the Cripple with fear of being fed to Pigs. He didn’t do it when he had a tech job with a nice salary and threw it all away when he applied to be a mod of 4chan. He didnt do it when he got his family fired. He didn’t do it when he ran from the government to another country. He didn’t do it when he kept running and sold out people to government officials to avoid prison. He didnt when he fucked with some british journo that turned into his personal boogieman of the night.

He cannot go back to a normie life. He refuses too and now he has permanent problems to ever going back like say, having a bank account or cashing a basic check anywhere or being a legal citizen in a country. Hes a lolcow.
 
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