Parler General- A Twitter/Facebook alternative community that is a Mental Asylum for Boomers

wtfeasymode

this game sucks
Remarkable Onion
So what exactly is Parler?
Parler is by it's own definition "a unbiased social media focused on real user experiences and engagement." but by what little information I have they seemingly ban people for porn, trying to kill someone despite posters saying that and still keeping their accounts, posting fecal matter, and not catering to their groupthink. Parler is to Twitter as Gab is to Reddit and like Gab, Twitter and Reddit the community is as cancerous as both. Parler is also a sign up only place to view content which means either having to use a burner account or finding other methods to view content like image searches and browsing other shit tier sites for content from Parler.
In addition to the community, the website is just plain fucking badly made. You don't have a proper search function; search only works for finding account names or hashtags, good fucking luck getting your tweet out there. You can only reply with images to a tweet if you're fucking verified (you know, reaction pics, one of the only good things about twatter). Oh what's that, you want to get verified? You just have to take pictures of your, and I quote "drivers license, passport, or any other government-issued identification"
How it got Started:
Parler got its start like how Gab did. With Twitter and Facebook banning anything right of center. It launched in August 2018, and its user base grew to about 100,000 users by May 2019. However it became initially popular when Candace Owens (who has her own thread here) tweeted about it causing around 40,000 people to brigade and crash its servers. Eventually it soars to 200,000 when Saudi Arabia signed up to the network when supporters of Saudi Arabian Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman migrate from Twitter after alleging they were experiencing censorship on Twitter causing there to be more Muslims Boomerposting. Lastly, it grew even more during the George Floyd Riots when Twitter tried to censor one of Trumps spergfests about George Floyd and mail-in ballots and banning right wing media personalities like Katie Hopkins causing more Boomers to exile from Twatter to their new home on Parler.
The Community:
The Parler Community is to put it bluntly a mental asylum filled with conspiratards who believe everything is part of the deep state plan to control the U.S, edgy Boomers claiming that they want to Minecraft the libs, Facebook Christians who believe that the President is assigned to his task by God, and all around Boomerposts that would make your 80 year old grandma blush
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Cucked by Big Tech:
On Janurary 6 2021, a couple hundred or so boomers at a rally for Donald Trump had been fed up with what they felt like was an unfair election and began to storm the capitol. Naturally, to most this was seen as some type of insurrection or coup to overthrow the government and that these boomers had to be arrested, jailed, and deplatformed by any means necessary. On Twitter, numerous people ranging from the president himself to one of the administrators of 8kun to Zyklon Ben found themselves at the end of a permanent ban from social media. Trump had tried to use a few alts which were quickly banned as well. Those banned fled to Gab, Minds, and Parler but Parler itself would be on the receiving end of getting pulled from the Apple and Google Store for violating numerous rules. Amazon would later claim to take down the cloud unit for Parler causing it to most likely shut down temporarily
Conclusion:
All in all Parler is a place filled with the most insane of Boomers, Larpers, and Conspiratards who think everyone else is a brainwashed libtard mind controlled by Soros. One will probably wonder how long this site will stay up until someone there inevitably starts a mass shooting. Credit to @Subhuman Bastard on how poorly optimized the site is.
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wtfeasymode

this game sucks
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What is glowposting?
When an agent of the FBI, ATF, NSA or any other such organization creates posts online baiting potential criminals to reveal their intentions. An example would be someone asking what gun would be perfect for a school shooting or what would be a perfect place to view a certain building or place that would be a prime target for a shooting. Another type of glowposting is trying to incite violence by saying that certain people should be shot or killed in that by posting this the agent hopes someone in a mostly political or ideological commune will take the bait and commit a shooting so they can report the site as a domestic terrorist site like what happened with 8chan
 
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NerdShamer

Remarkable Onion
When an agent of the FBI, ATF, NSA or any other such organization creates posts online baiting potential criminals to reveal their intentions. An example would be someone asking what gun would be perfect for a school shooting or what would be a perfect place to view a certain building or place that would be a prime target for a shooting. Another type of glowposting is trying to incite violence by saying that certain people should be shot or killed in that by posting this the agent hopes someone in a mostly political or ideological commune will take the bait and commit a shooting so they can report the site as a domestic terrorist site like what happened with 8chan
You forgot the drug dealing and prostituion stings.
 

Subhuman Bastard

Faggot
Baby Onion
In addition to the community, the website is just plain fucking badly made. You don't have a proper search function; search only works for finding account names or hashtags, good fucking luck getting your tweet out there. You can only reply with images to a tweet if you're fucking verified (you know, reaction pics, one of the only good things about twatter). Oh what's that, you want to get verified? You just have to take pictures of your, and I quote "drivers license, passport, or any other government-issued identification"

God help these faggots if they were ever to be compromised.
 

Deleted member 184

Jonsers (late boomer-early gen xer) don't know how to use technology. If you look at my Boomer and Gen Xer relatives, they get super angry because they don't know how to do a simple action on any device. I think my Boomer and Gen Xer relatives would be the type of people to post on parler honestly. Twatter is infested with Millennials and Centennials, with Centennials (Gen Z) being a more malignant tumour, and Millennnials (Gen Y) being a benign tumour. Fakebook has your usual Greatest generation or Silent old farts with the usual Boomer and Gen Xer's laughing at stupid minion memes. Some Millennials and Centennials use fakebook, but don't get on that infested site.
 

Mario

Mamamia
Hellovan Onion
slightly necroing this thread since Parler has been taken off Apple Store and possibly other App Stores as well

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> No place for threats of violence and illegal activities
Twitter has this constantly. People were justifying the destruction of federal building without punishment. There was a giant ring of weird creeps trading CP on twitter at one point. I don't like parler and find the weirdos being BTFO'd funny but Apple was just looking for an excuse.
 

Need For Sneed

I feel the need
Hellovan Onion
One thing that makes me think Parler glows is how it insists on a cellphone number as part of setting up a new account. That's Twitter-level pozzed.

I concur with Jersh wrt Parler being a honeypot. I wouldn't be surprised if Parler was set up as a way to round up Qboomers so that (((they))) can keep an eye on them.
 
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