The Chronically Online Facebook Nuts

Subtitle
The Largest Social Media Platform of All Time Is Full of Freaks

Patchy the Pirate

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If Twitter was a faucet that idpol shart came out of, Facebook is a faucet in an area that fracks, so the idpol sharts come out on fire. It's just so thoroughly unpleasant to use that trying to find all of the content is like dragging your foreskin through glass. But there has been an online community cultivated around it, one that takes a while of digging to find the intrigue of.


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Entire groups dedicated to Dissociative Identity Disorder, where people regularly share their DID cringe.

Also, get used to the overindulgence in pop-political buzzwords. They saturate every part of any online communities here and make Twitter look unpretentious by comparison.

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I'm not like other girls i have a cock!!111

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Facebook commies are the most obnoxious by far, and geniunely lack no self-awareness to question if debating communism for hours on a private social media platform on their apple phones complicates their own values. However, good luck joining most tag groups if you are not an ardent supporter of mowing down capitalist homes and businesses.


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Admins are frequently batshit insane women who refuse to go to therapy and instead spend all of their time seeking meaning from wielding power over a bunch of internet strangers. Question their rule, and you will be subject to a-logging that 8chan would be proud of.


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Trying to get through any groups join application is a struggle. If you like trains, you first must answer whether or not trans people deserve to be conductors, and then explain why the time Gandhi got kicked off of a train was fucked up.


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My personal favourite groups on here are the american hate groups. It's usually ran by italians, aka people that have nothing good going for them other than food or football. They see Americans as the root of all evil and if you say pretty much anything they dislike at all they'll chalk it up to you being a filthy American or Australian. Seppo I believe was originally perjorative to Italians, coined by Australians; malding Italians online use it as a battlecry, specifically on Facebook.


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Another thing I discovered from trawling through cringe Facebook groups in my boredom was a pure, untapped lolcow named Sylvia. They are a trans ABDL who somehow lives in relative e-peace. Due to their unusual lack of targetted harassment, they flourish and thrive in their habitat, grazing and nourishing themselves through Facebook likes. This means they are a treasure trove of untainted weird shit. I would love to make a thread for them, but I'm almost worried to see that obscurity be tarnished by people who can't look at nature without touching.


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Before you think they may be innocous for an ABDL, they remind you with the weird lolicon posts.

What is this instrument that produces such lovely sound?

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Facebook ABDL is really it's own facebook rabbithole.



WARNING: NSFL.

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Perhaps the most horrible / dark thing I could glean from this terrible adventure is that there are Facebook groups dedicated to stealing childrens diapers and wearing them. It also seems like Facebook doesn't really give a shit about this, as these groups seem to multiply by the day, and the posters in them never get their accounts removed despite admitting to something I feel like must be (or should be) a crime.

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Totally normal things such as bringing your child to an ICP concert and posting it for the world to see.

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Facebook is absolutely the best place to get boomer content. It is their favourite social media of all time.

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Finally, a little taste of the insanity that is the DIY community.

Twitter gets to soak up all of the limelight for being full of chronically online people. But being chronically online on a social media platform meant to make it easier to actually go connect with your IRL friends? Now that's special.
 

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