Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

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After Vex did his story on Joshua Moon, he wanted to cancel his account which I did. Basically Vex was telling us that Josh was connected with the Russian hacking group Fancy Bear and Siggy along with CJocker implored me to move the forums and everything over to CJocker's Server.

He claimed the forum was in danger of being hacked. I said no. I had just migrated it from GoDaddy to HostGator and I was not moving it any more. The relationship on the forum was also going south and Sig was siding with Opee. Opee was on discord impersonating me with a phony account making up crap about chasing trannies. Opee was also on the forum causing all sorts of trouble.

Sig demanded that I make Opee a mod on the most important forum we had (the lolcow forum). It was an ultimatum. I said no. The final straw came when Sig grossly abused his staff powers and started making people Administrators just to help with the tar and feathers. Basically he had a complete meltdown on the forum and I decided enough was enough.

This isn't what happened, sig begged you not to make Taylor mod and considered you a lost cause after you did it. This was more of a straw that broke the camels back after you constantly went against his and the communities wishes.

This includes but is not limited too.

- Repeatedly trying to shift the forums focus to your own autistic obsessions. Particularly the constant creation and then deletion of sub forums for seemingly random subjects, this paired with the refusal to let cjocker host the site led him to completely give up.
- Repeatedly pandering to Taylor despite being begged to permaban her. Her attention seeking was so insufferable that it was pretty much impossible to talk in chat when she was there.
- Word Filtering racial slurs as part of a plan to monitise the site that made zero sense and was completely against the community's wishes on how do pay for the site.

i'll add more later if i feel like it

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

What Sig was plotting was a hostile takeover of Onionfarms. Taylor was simply a smokescreen.

 

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Y u no want cjocker? He was a good admin. I assume.

i don't want kids around, kids who let themselves be pushed around by the likes of @SIGSEGV and his pet tard @{o}P II

 

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I'm not a part of your rape fanfiction, Ashley. Even though I know my cock is huge.

>muh dick
you are peak American n1gger, since im such a snake like the meme you posted in my thread on lolcow.org b&

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I switched from GoDaddy to HostGator because HostGator is more tolerant of hosting controversial content than GoDaddy.It was a choice between HostPappa and HostGator. HostPappa did not have an issue with the content. I know because I contacted them beforehand. However, I chose HostGator because they were a better deal.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

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This isn't what happened, sig begged you not to make Taylor mod and considered you a lost cause after you did it. This was more of a straw that broke the camels back after you constantly went against his and the communities wishes.

This includes but is not limited too.

- Repeatedly trying to shift the forums focus to your own autistic obsessions. Particularly the constant creation and then deletion of sub forums for seemingly random subjects, this paired with the refusal to let cjocker host the site led him to completely give up.
- Repeatedly pandering to Taylor despite being begged to permaban her. Her attention seeking was so insufferable that it was pretty much impossible to talk in chat when she was there.
- Word Filtering racial slurs as part of a plan to monitise the site that made zero sense and was completely against the community's wishes on how do pay for the site.

i'll add more later if i feel like it

SigSeg was already beginning to sour. Taylor was only a very low level jannie in one forum and I specifically told Sig to keep an eye on her. Sig was the one with the real power. I pay for this place. I trust HostGator more than I trust some 17 year old down under. Sig wanted me to turn over the forum based on a silly story of Joshua Moon being connected with an infamous Russian hacking group Fancy Bear. I word filtered one racial slur and asked that a second one not be used. My name has always been well connected with Onionfarms. We have a Facebook page, a Twitter channel and a Gab channel. Josh got KF banned from one hosting service after another, banned from promotional sites to sell merchandise, Twitter, Google Ads, and hated by his own family, so yes, I was a little ornery about this.

 

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I trust HostGator more than I trust some 17 year old down under.

Your bantz have been 10/10 lately.

 

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I really liked the storyline where Sig made sure cjocker took his thorazine and that kept LCO alive. It was wholesome.



Look what you took from us Ashley. I hate you, bitch.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Say what you want about Melinda Scott, she wasn't out there in public threatening to run over "loping niglets" because she was imagining that they were making rude gestures at her.

Have you ever heard of Pamela Swain? You remind me of her.

 

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And also their leader who gave them those ideas is a shotacon who jacks off to drawings of male children.

Funnily enough I pointed that out to forum users myself, and I got banned. Joshy is very thin skinned.

Btw. You didn't answer my question. Is that because you are, like Pambo, an easily distracted bint, who always wants to make it about yourself?

 

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All of you are such tiny dicked failures lol. So apparent you don't have anyone to abuse irl so you come here.

I have a pretty big pp though...

 

[Nektar Geist]

Nobody's forcing you to read anything I post, but it is amusing how obsessed with control all the Kiwi Farms male freaks are, and how your insecurities force you to post the most over the top rude angry thing you can think of because I wrote some text on a screen.

I'm not angry. Just asking a simple question. I think you might be projecting some hostility, there buddy. Did you have troubled relationship with your parents? Are you aware of the Electra complex?

All of you are such tiny dicked failures lol. So apparent you don't have anyone to abuse irl so you come here.

I see you are as obsessed with the dick as Pammy is.

 

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Funnily enough I pointed that out to forum users myself, and I got banned. Joshy is very thin skinned.

Btw. You didn't answer my question. Is that because you are, like Pambo, an easily distracted bint, who always wants to make it about yourself?

i miss pam, she had an account here last year forget the name

 

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i miss pam, she had an account here last year forget the name

Sweet girl. Completely hat stand, mind you. She asked me out on a date. Imagine that. Is Ash like that? You know... Types all her posts one handed?

 

[Nektar Geist]

The multiposting. that's classic Pam too.

Why is she telling people about her rape fantasies? Is she having a psychotic episode?

 

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@Sailfish I’m gonna say it how it is. Do not give these people hosting services, domains or any assistance. You’d literally become a doormat. They have repeatedly mocked you, impersonated you and could have potentially gotten you into a whole lot of trouble on .org by doing so, and have shown no respect to you or this site. Giving them services for free doesn’t feel right.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

@Sailfish I’m gonna say it how it is. Do not give these people hosting services, domains or any assistance. You’d literally become a doormat. They have repeatedly mocked you, impersonated you and could have potentially gotten you into a whole lot of trouble on .org by doing so, and have shown no respect to you or this site. Giving them services for free doesn’t feel right.

Someone contacted me and mentioned that Siggy was telling people to contact me concerning any legal issues with lolcow.org when I saw that death threat banner, I thought it was an attempt to troll me. I had disclaimers on my sites.

 

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Someone contacted me and mentioned that Siggy was telling people to contact me concerning any legal issues with lolcow.org when I saw that death threat banner, I thought it was an attempt to troll me. I had disclaimers on my sites.

yeah fuck them, you've done more than enough, they only come around here to antagonize or ridicule.

 

[Nektar Geist]

British people aren't human, especially a British guy who wanted to post on KF and somehow got banned for being too crazy or malicious even for them

Tbf it's quite easy. Just mention joshy being: a nonce, homosexual*, bad at code, someone who threatened to rape and murder a teenage girl. You don't have to be like you Ashy-sashy.

*No such thing as a "gay phase" . Just faggots who want to go back in the closet.

Ngl you're not much of a Pam substitute. You're probably wasting your time posting here.

 

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Lol was she banned too

no I just have a job that takes me outdoors and lets me interact with real people

Hey but for real thanks for showing up here and once again showcasing the true extent of your madness. When I was reading the Melinda thread a while back you almost sound like you could function irl in those posts, have emotional intelligence, have some degree of understanding of people and their motives in between the callousness and self-righteousness and insane assertions about her and her kids. But we both know that's not the case, you're actually a stunted, scab picking lunatic who is never going to live anything resembling a fulfilled life and you target other people as a means of emotional relief from that reality. Really congratulating myself here that I've managed to devolve your interactions from that to your real form: an autistic homeschooled BPD maniac asking "Why why why" questions like a 7 year old to elicit any reaction at all. You're a coward, a shell of a human, and your friends are all creepy racist perverts.

not reading all that. happy for u tho or sorry or whatever