Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

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When you understand a certain mindset perhaps a tad too much
 

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Hellovan Onion
Complete and utter fucking freak. The reason I carry a handgun in my purse.
Do you think a gun is going to stop us?

You're gonna end up like those cats, you know what cats.
 

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

Mankind, be vigilant; we loved you.
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I remember searching Karl's post history when he started collecting my information from government websites and being shocked at how he was relating stories about his young life. These are consistently horrific stories about abuse and humiliation of kids but they're presented with this tone deaf air of sadistic glee, like the audience is supposed to find them lighthearted and funny just like he does.


All of these are so fucking weird, especially the stuff about doing sadistic bullshit to his brother. He seems to have a fascination with tickle torturing people, he did it to his younger brother, he talks about following some usenet tickle pornographer I'd never heard of.




Two "cows" he's been fixated on for years are Jon Sweet and Smurf in Hand, I think because he sees personal similarities in both those guys. Just alarm bells everywhere, if there's anyone on KF who's getting off on videos of baby monkeys getting tortured, it's him.

He also claims he has a dog but he's only just posted an approximation of the dog, which is fucking bizarre in itself. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/puppy-training.77541/#post-7522533
 

TheNotRealAsh

Literally Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Address in my banner
Hellovan Onion
I remember searching Karl's post history when he started collecting my information from government websites and being shocked at how he was relating stories about his young life. These are consistently horrific stories about abuse and humiliation of kids but they're presented with this tone deaf air of sadistic glee, like the audience is supposed to find them lighthearted and funny just like he does.


All of these are so fucking weird, especially the stuff about doing sadistic bullshit to his brother. He seems to have a fascination with tickle torturing people, he did it to his younger brother, he talks about following some usenet tickle pornographer I'd never heard of.




Two "cows" he's been fixated on for years are Jon Sweet and Smurf in Hand, I think because he sees personal similarities in both those guys. Just alarm bells everywhere, if there's anyone on KF who's getting off on videos of baby monkeys getting tortured, it's him.

He also claims he has a dog but he's only just posted an approximation of the dog, which is fucking bizarre in itself. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/puppy-training.77541/#post-7522533
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski was never loved by her parents, reminder.
 

SIGBUS

null did not troon out in 2021
Remarkable Onion
I remember searching Karl's post history when he started collecting my information from government websites and being shocked at how he was relating stories about his young life. These are consistently horrific stories about abuse and humiliation of kids but they're presented with this tone deaf air of sadistic glee, like the audience is supposed to find them lighthearted and funny just like he does.


All of these are so fucking weird, especially the stuff about doing sadistic bullshit to his brother. He seems to have a fascination with tickle torturing people, he did it to his younger brother, he talks about following some usenet tickle pornographer I'd never heard of.




Two "cows" he's been fixated on for years are Jon Sweet and Smurf in Hand, I think because he sees personal similarities in both those guys. Just alarm bells everywhere, if there's anyone on KF who's getting off on videos of baby monkeys getting tortured, it's him.

He also claims he has a dog but he's only just posted an approximation of the dog, which is fucking bizarre in itself. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/puppy-training.77541/#post-7522533
how does it feel possessing inferior genetics
 

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

Mankind, be vigilant; we loved you.
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Haunting similarities between these two posts



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fnaarf

2024 is the year of the tunnel jew
Hellovan Onion
https://www.facebook.com/karl.bridges.503 Doesn't seem to be his name but is probably his actual picture
Jesus fuck will you leave those poor dudes alone they were just goofing off on Zoom and now they're securely locked in your obsessive fantasies about Karl
Yeah it's really funny that someone psychopathic enough to make fucking baby crying noises at me over the phone was being paid to separate kids from their parents and stick them in freezing cold cells.
you do realize that the phone flunky has probably never even been inside a detainment center right. you calling up ICE and screaming at them has exactly the same helpful effect as me calling Tesla and screaming at them because Elon Musk is a loser
This pathetic busted ugly whore is literally trying to make fun of me for responding angrily to a comment that had 200 downvotes lmao.
yes, because it's funny
This is probably Karl's alt.
the typing styles are radically different lol
 

brapplebees

Baby Onion
Nice posts Ashley, you've integrated pretty well in spite of all your posturing. You should maybe give up the ghost and have fun since you obviously love it here. Surely you can find some other people to alog besides Karl, though I suspect you may already be doing that 😏
 

naught

`he who laughs last laughs best`
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https://www.facebook.com/karl.bridges.503 Doesn't seem to be his name but is probably his actual picture
im all for doxing pests, but this doesn't strike me as him.
also, in regards to the "parody" account of your husband it doesn't read like Karl more like one of his orbiters, that's one of the reasons I banned him to see if that account would appear.
Nice posts Ashley, you've integrated pretty well in spite of all your posturing. You should maybe give up the ghost and have fun since you obviously love it here. Surely you can find some other people to alog besides Karl, though I suspect you may already be doing that 😏
she's an onion farms oldfag.
 

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

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im all for doxing pests, but this doesn't strike me as him.
also, in regards to the "parody" account of your husband it doesn't read like Karl more like one of his orbiters, that's one of the reasons I banned him to see if that account would appear.

she's an onion farms oldfag.
The account that was impersonating my husband had an encyclopedic memory of stuff I'd posted, it remembered things about forums I posted on years ago and things that could only be learned by scouring reddit. It was also obsessed with the idea my husband is "gay" which is a Boomery psychosexual hangup Karl has. He also posted some voice recordings and he sounded old, not like a guy in his early 20s. He said the impression voice he was going for was supposed to be Daffy Duck, which is Boomer shit.

https://kiwifarms.net/members/rod-dangerous.31179/ I was thinking it might be this guy for a while because out of all of them in the group DM about me he's the weirdest, but he's always just been kind of passingly rude and less serious about it, he doesn't obsess about small details of my life like Karl always has. This guy seems too dim and too uninterested to do something like that for that sustained period of time. He seemed like he was saying mean stuff to get the quick thrill of my negative reaction, not with the intention to outright destroy me. The doppleganger account was uncanny though, it was expressing a fixated hatred. It was something a guy who'd stay up until 3 am ranting about how evil and disgusting and unfuckable I was and posting my picture and tearing down my appearance piece by piece would do, which Karl did several times on lolcow. It was shit a guy who routinely fantasizes about hurting women would do.

There's maybe 3 "orbiters" if you can call them that, and the others are just pathetic nerds who seem mad that I'm not nice to them. It's not a huge pool of people.
 

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

Mankind, be vigilant; we loved you.
Verified
Jesus fuck will you leave those poor dudes alone they were just goofing off on Zoom and now they're securely locked in your obsessive fantasies about Karl

you do realize that the phone flunky has probably never even been inside a detainment center right. you calling up ICE and screaming at them has exactly the same helpful effect as me calling Tesla and screaming at them because Elon Musk is a loser

yes, because it's funny

the typing styles are radically different lol

Did he come back to the DM after I said he's Mad Hatter? Because it's him.
 

naught

`he who laughs last laughs best`
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The account that was impersonating my husband had an encyclopedic memory of stuff I'd posted, it remembered things about forums I posted on years ago and things that could only be learned by scouring reddit. It was also obsessed with the idea my husband is "gay" which is a Boomery psychosexual hangup Karl has. He also posted some voice recordings and he sounded old, not like a guy in his early 20s. He said the impression voice he was going for was supposed to be Daffy Duck, which is Boomer shit.

https://kiwifarms.net/members/rod-dangerous.31179/ I was thinking it might be this guy for a while because out of all of them in the group DM about me he's the weirdest, but he's always just been kind of passingly rude and less serious about it, he doesn't obsess about small details of my life like Karl always has. This guy seems too dim and too uninterested to do something like that for that sustained period of time. He seemed like he was saying mean stuff to get the quick thrill of my negative reaction, not with the intention to outright destroy me. The doppleganger account was uncanny though, it was expressing a fixated hatred. It was something a guy who'd stay up until 3 am ranting about how evil and disgusting and unfuckable I was and posting my picture and tearing down my appearance piece by piece would do, which Karl did several times on lolcow. It was shit a guy who routinely fantasizes about hurting women would do.

There's maybe 3 "orbiters" if you can call them that, and the others are just pathetic nerds who seem mad that I'm not nice to them. It's not a huge pool of people.
the reason im not certain is karls boasts seem to be a way to assert his badassness or dominance, whereas the parody account is more self-effacing. but who knows it could be like an alter ego thing.
 

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

Mankind, be vigilant; we loved you.
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didn't they just make a mighty ducks cartoon series based on daffy or did Twitter lie to me

it's not him lol stop dragging completely unrelated people into your cinematic fanfic universe
I say this with the least amount of affection possible: If you ever somehow leave your mom's apartment and find the kind of guy you're obviously attracted to irl, you are either going to wind up dead or are eventually going to prison forever for being an accomplice to something unspeakably horrible.
 
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