Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

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daddy Karl forgot to lock my leash down so I get to run around wherever I want

Cringe... I though Ashley was supposed to be the lolcow,

 

[fnaarf]

Cringe... I though Ashley was supposed to be the lolcow,

nobody has a sense of humor anymore :(

 

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nobody has a sense of humor anymore :(

your comment wasn't funny.

 

[fnaarf]

There's a guy in there who lost his marriage because he was abusive to his wife too. Weird how a guy who insults random women on the internet would turn out to be a domestic abuser. I'm the dang lolcow!

what guy lol

 

[fnaarf]

Like do you honestly think some adult male who logs into my thread every day to fabricate some weird misogynistic slander is stopping with just me

no, Ashley, cmon. which dude. all the ones I can think of off the top of my head are still with their S/Os

 

[Deleted member 1141]

Why the hell is this an Ashley slapfight? I just want to find out if SIG is in Gitmo or whatever. He's not counting socks, so things feel wrong.

 

[fnaarf]

Why the hell is this an Ashley slapfight? I just want to find out if SIG is in Gitmo or whatever. He's not counting socks, so things feel wrong.

if someone wants to make an Ashley containment thread feel free, I'm too lazy

 

[fnaarf]

Fyi I didn't call the ICE dipshit to "complain", I called her to let her know that she traded her soul for a shitty desk job. I told her that she is loathed by anyone who would be close to her and that when she finally dies she leaves nothing but a stain behind, because making actual threats is a stupid idea and will get you visited by authorities as your dumber friends already know. Her little insect brain was baffled because she didn't usually get hate calls that dissect her wretched, useless life with surgical precision like that so that was her psychotic response to me.

yes and you're still pretending like you did something worthwhile instead of indulging your agoraphobia lol

 

[Jane Doe 1]

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Good luck

Why yes, this is what we're planning.

 

[fnaarf]

Her response was insane and shows that it shook her, yeah. She probably thought about that shit all week.

The only woman who'd work for border patrol is some crusty pussied pathological narc who abuses her own kids, so I zeroed in on her kids being estranged from her

again: you got one over on one singular phone bank worker instead of doing anything constructive. people were going to ICE sites and blockading access, protesting, playing music, etc. why do you think harassing one startled phone flunky did any good for any kid in a cage? none of the people actually being hurt even know you exist lol

 

[fnaarf]

But one fun, cathartic thing you can do amidst all this depressing reality is call some loser creep who logs snitch tips on the poorest and most vulnerable people in this country, who at the time were terrified their little kids would be brutalized by the state, and make her feel like you shit inside of her heart for the rest of the afternoon.

this is a lot of words to tell me that all you had the energy to do about something that allegedly pissed you off was call a hotline, get made fun of, and console yourself by hyping up how much damage you TOTALLY DEFINITELY did to her psyche. damn girl that's pathetic

Reminder fnarrf has never been given a singular shred of evidence that this abusive, hooting faggot has a wife but she still purely and deeply believes it

you've also never given me any evidence she doesn't exist (like Karl's dox for example)(because you are incompetent)

 

[fnaarf]

Ashley that's a lot of words that boil down to "I don't understand that people have personas on the internet that don't identically reflect their personalities and actions IRL".

 

[Jane Doe 1]

Why the hell is this an Ashley slapfight? I just want to find out if SIG is in Gitmo or whatever. He's not counting socks, so things feel wrong.

She has a thread here, complain to @NEET samurai if you don't want Fat Ashley to keep posting.

 

[fnaarf]

What the fuck are you even saying at this point, that he's hiding his "online roleplaying" as a deranged racist and stalker of women from his wife? Because that would be even more insane than the obvious fact he isn't married. Lmao what in the fuck. Were you kept in a closet your entire adolescence? What the fuck is your problem?

1. why were you up at 4 am your time thinking about this so hard you don't have a real job
2. do you think everyone acts exactly the same irl as they do online? do you think the CIA activates the nanites implanted in our skulls if we don't share every single internet activity with all of our loved ones? I don't tell my mom about the occasional times I go on /hm/ because that would be weird and oversharing. Duh.

 

[naught]

Ashley that's a lot of words that boil down to "I don't understand that people have personas on the internet that don't identically reflect their personalities and actions IRL".

im of the mindset the internet allows people to express things they'd never deign to irl, not always but often. what i mean for rhe most part it amplifies whats already there.

 

[fnaarf]

I will tell you that you don't know shit about me, the very fact you think me insulting some ICE troglodyte was a spontaneous thing that made me look bad instead of calculated and deliberate makes that apparent.

so you agonized over what to do for an afternoon and settled on "call the ICE hotline and desperately hope my petty insults manage to land on someone"? I'd have more respect for you if it was a spur of the moment thing tbh

He went on a neg-rating spree in that thread under the name "Mad Hatter" and then came and posted in this thread.

who in their right mind gives enough of a shit about neg ratings to go on a "neg rating spree", thats like saying "I cherish all the upvotes I get on Reddit"

You disgust me just like you disgust other people. Meanwhile I have a stable relationship with a person who would never abuse women or animals.

Bad people often get what's coming in one form or another.

my uncle and his wife are coming to visit this month, is that a normal thing that happens to bad people or is the bad part the fact that I gotta share them with all my other relatives

 

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Sig told me he was using a VPN so this probably doesn't matter but are @Karl and @Mad Hatter on the same ip?

They're not but they're within the same 50 miles of one another.

 

[fnaarf]

Anyway I hope one of them finds you and rapes you, which is something they're more than morally capable of and something you richly deserve. <...My actual opinion and wish, not a persona speaking here.

lol come do it yourself if you want it to happen so bad, edgelord

 

[Deleted member 1105]

lol come do it yourself if you want it to happen so bad, edgelord

Will you just shut up no one fucking cares

 

[Gangweed]

Is it gone for good or what?
Did any of the threads get archived?