KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lidl Drip

[The Crimson Fucker]

If I were to parallel null to Cartman from south park the closest thing to sex lidl null had is when him and his cousin touched wieners in the 3rd grade and that's why they no longer speak. So a single lidl boy.

 

[KampungBoy]

What is Lidl's bodycount

Does Null's hand count?

 

[polonium]

Does Null's hand count?

 

[Slaughter]

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Josh posts another fantasy about the female sex and for once it's not well received..

The majority of women are on birth control to either ease their menstrual symptoms or make their periods more consistent, with sexual reasons usually being secondary nowadays. Relationship status doesn't matter.

A real woman would know that.

 

[The Yoink Sploinker]

A real woman would know that.

The pill also effectively clears up acne, Lidl blowing his whole larp up is incredibly funny

 

[KampungBoy]

Next Null will be taking educated guesses at the location of the clitoris lol.

 

[polonium]

Next Null will be taking educated guesses at the location of the clitoris lol.

i'm fucking dead

Does "somewhere between the bellybutton and the arsehole" count as a location?

 

[ipreferpickles]

 

[KampungBoy]

i'm fucking dead

Does "somewhere between the bellybutton and the arsehole" count as a location?

Lidl Drip soon: "oh god dam girls don't you hate when you stub your clit on the door jamb?"

The rest of BP: "Wait, wut?"

 

[polonium]

Lidl Drip soon: "oh god dam girls don't you hate when you stub your clit on the door jamb?"

The rest of BP: "Wait, wut?"

Null asking if he needs to build a clit-guard into the cuck trolly for when he has ladies over and wants to show them around his office, and then move the computer into the lounge so they can watch a movie

 

[KampungBoy]

clit-guard into the cuck trolly for when he has ladies over

Ladies I got space station 13 and a downloaded copy of Superbad on this thing *Slaps Cuck Cart*

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Next Null will be taking educated guesses at the location of the clitoris lol.

Null when he finds the clitoris.

 

[Chrysler Building]

Wait does this mean Null unironically likes Taylor Swift?? Augh

 

[KampungBoy]

Wait does this mean Null unironically likes Taylor Swift?? Augh

With his taste in music we probably should have guessed.

 

[Nektar Geist]

lidl expresses (((their))) opinion on the xy Kwiffar...

Strange... to the causal observer... the majority of lidl's posts (up until a certain niche internet gossip forum started rumouring) could be seen as the broom's most pick-me-ninny of them all. Think lidl might be weljel of Blobby, because lidl thinks Blobby is an actual xx woman? And that's something lidl wants... but can never be...?

 

[Sarah Jane Smith]

 

[KampungBoy]

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Sounds like you would fit right in there Nul- uh I mean Lidl.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

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Not true. @VAIDS Victim is one of my favorite users here. (Clearly my alt*) And I don't hate @SSj_Ness (yes, my alt*) or @SIGSEGV (also my alt*) for posting on kiwifarms. I don't even hate them full stop. I just like having some fun now and then. They can be spergy but so am I. It's just fun to pvp once in a while. Ask @universe adventurer . (Another alt of mine*)

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

We are all just alts of Ken, according to one user.

(r9k-speaks)

 

[Sarah Jane Smith]

A totally normal exchange: