KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lidl Drip

[KampungBoy]

I don't even know how they pretend to lay claim to the woman cow throne that space seems to be spread over as many different sites and different little hidey holes on discord and facebook.

A totally normal exchange:

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"Hey Nu- er Lidl what song did yo- I mean Null play on you- I mean his stream?"

It's so fucking over kiwisisters.

 

[Zephyr]

Not true. @VAIDS Victim is one of my favorite users here. (Clearly my alt*) And I don't hate @SSj_Ness (yes, my alt*) or @SIGSEGV (also my alt*) for posting on kiwifarms. I don't even hate them full stop. I just like having some fun now and then. They can be spergy but so am I. It's just fun to pvp once in a while. Ask @universe adventurer . (Another alt of mine*)

I was pleasantly surprised to find out who VAIDS is. I still use KiwiFarms, too.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I was pleasantly surprised to find out who VAIDS is. I still use KiwiFarms, too.

Don't mind me hopping on my sock to agree with myself.

 

[Youthful Shannel]

I don't even know how they pretend to lay claim to the woman cow throne that space seems to be spread over as many different sites and different little hidey holes on discord and facebook.

"Hey Nu- er Lidl what song did yo- I mean Null play on you- I mean his stream?"

It's so fucking over kiwisisters.

Lukas has finally cracked Nulls egg, that's another one for the catboy ranch.

 

[thefrogninja]

A totally normal exchange:

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"I try not to bug Josh because I understand he's an unhinged lunatic."

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

"I try not to bug Josh because I understand he's an unhinged lunatic."

Apparently the kiwifarmers didn't understand that translation and assumed living in fear of the broom is normal behavior. Stockholm syndrome farms.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Hoping on your obvious sock to defend yourself is like sucking your own dick in public.

 

[Nektar Geist]

"Grasping at straws" Pointing out that joshy has pulled a Fuff and taken money under false pretenses. Yeah, because Kwiffar, they aren't stupid like Kerfuffels cat boy ranch... right?... right? Maybe lidl should tell everyone they are just weljel of joshy's CSAM collection... that'll tell 'em.

 

[Nektar Geist]

"Not posting any proof of this... it's against the rules" Really? Sure it's not "This Never Happened". lidl tries to make (((themselves))) sound like a proper wymbym, talking about "the oldest profession".

No lidl, you hate: White Power lidl.

 

[Zephyr]

Eau de toilettes.

Belgian, btw. Lmao.

 

[Nektar Geist]

lidl is still in a slap fight with Blobby...






lidl not doing well, there

Double Oooooffffff!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/women-actually-do-like-men.182313/page-13#post-17784635

https://archive.is/wip/pptqK

That dang dirty skank Blobby, keeping all the dick to herself... leaving nothing for lidl...

 

[Busty O'Queef]

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Eau de toilettes.

Belgian, btw. Lmao.

Null or British, those are the only realistic options

 

[Sarah Jane Smith]

Zero self awareness.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Yeah...

From the What do you think of joshy's voice? thread. Comfy? That's the word you use? Women overwhelmingly find a baritone most comforting (eg Stacy Keach jr). Broom was complaining recently his voice was too tinny.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-do-you-think-of-nulls-voice.183897/#post-17785621

https://archive.is/HYkfQ

You know that sound you get, when you rub a balloon, that squeaky sound? That.

 

[Youthful Shannel]

Yeah...
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From the What do you think of joshy's voice? thread. Comfy? That's the word you use? Women overwhelmingly find a baritone most comforting (eg Stacy Keach jr). Broom was complaining recently his voice was too tinny.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-do-you-think-of-nulls-voice.183897/#post-17785621

https://archive.is/HYkfQ

You know that sound you get, when you rub a balloon, that squeaky sound? That.

I don't know how tall Null is, but he sounds short.

 

[polonium]

You know that sound you get, when you rub a balloon, that squeaky sound? That

I don't know how tall Null is, but he sounds short.

Fuck, I wish I had it saved but I'm sure somewhere null accidentally let out that he pitches his voice down on stream. He blamed it on a bad microphone that he had to "correct" but I don't think anyone was fooled.

Imagine needing to post process your voice to make people believed you got your big-boy hairs but you still end up sounding like low-T Kermit the Frog.

 

[Chrysler Building]

You hear squeaking when you walk into your living room. Concerned, you search for evidence of rodents because who wants to deal with vermin in the house? Then you realize you left MATI on and it's the sound of Null talking.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Lidl says Nick abuses his wife.

 

[polonium]

You hear squeaking when you walk into your living room. Concerned, you search for evidence of rodents because who wants to deal with vermin in the house? Then you realize you left MATI on and it's the sound of Null talking.

The vocal fry would give it away. Mice don't do that because they aren't interested in emulating the speech patterns of the Kardashians in order to attract men.

 

[Youthful Shannel]

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Lidl says Nick abuses his wife.

Nick abuses his wife, with that big donkey dick. Null, I mean, Lidl, is coping.