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That's a pity, because I find your white knighting fascinating.
Well I am an interesting person 💅🏻
Idk, the only people I've seen have a problem with her or specifically call her a man are incels and dumb broads who are jealous of her clout. Disregarding the radfem shit, I see nothing offensive about her.
It's Occam's razor, not some convoluted secret cat girlfriend conspiracy theory that's gays from la tier.
It's really not that convoluted.
>Josh found a GF
>Josh gave her control of an account that was unused after two years
That's really as deep as it goes. The rest is just them being "normal" people on the online
The simple answer is the correct one and he is socking to reply to himself
It's definitely simple. Again, the consistency of behavior speaks volumes against it being him.
And you would have a fair enough point if that's all she did but talking to or about Null is only a small portion of her account activity. I don't get why y'all insist on pigeonholing Josh, an e-celeb with a cult, as someone who couldn't get an GF. If you give him that small W there's a whole world of Ls for him to catch.
Onion Farms only knows how to eat hot chip and a-log
 
Well I am an interesting person 💅🏻
Idk, the only people I've seen have a problem with her or specifically call her a man are incels and dumb broads who are jealous of her clout. Disregarding the radfem shit, I see nothing offensive about her.

It's really not that convoluted. ...convoluted.
>Josh found a GF
>Josh gave her control of an account that was unused after two years
That's really as deep as it goes. The rest is just them being "normal" people on the online ...online

It's definitely simple. Again, the consistency of behavior speaks volumes against it being him.
And you would have a fair enough point if that's all she did but talking to or about Null is only a small portion of her account activity. I don't get why y'all insist on pigeonholing Josh, an e-celeb with a cult, as someone who couldn't get an GF. If you give him that small W there's a whole world of Ls for him to catch.
Onion Farms only knows how to eat hot chip and a-log
Yeah, I'll give Josh that small W, if that even is his GF on the lidl account
 
Well I am an interesting person 💅🏻
Idk, the only people I've seen have a problem with her or specifically call her a man are incels and dumb broads who are jealous of her clout. Disregarding the radfem shit, I see nothing offensive about her.

It's really not that convoluted.
>Josh found a GF
>Josh gave her control of an account that was unused after two years
That's really as deep as it goes. The rest is just them being "normal" people on the online

It's definitely simple. Again, the consistency of behavior speaks volumes against it being him.
And you would have a fair enough point if that's all she did but talking to or about Null is only a small portion of her account activity. I don't get why y'all insist on pigeonholing Josh, an e-celeb with a cult, as someone who couldn't get an GF. If you give him that small W there's a whole world of Ls for him to catch.
Onion Farms only knows how to eat hot chip and a-log
I don't get why you're running his narrative unless he promised you something. That's exactly what Josh would want you to think. Whatever he promised you he is just joshing you. Lidl doesn't even know basic shit all biological women should know and Josh wouldn't be able to have the self control to resist flexing he is in a relationship to his captive audience. He is a narcissist so if anything your theory requires more self control than lidl josh.
 
Reason: And it also requires josh simping.
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It's definitely simple. Again, the consistency of behavior speaks volumes against it being him.
And you would have a fair enough point if that's all she did but talking to or about Null is only a small portion of her account activity. I don't get why y'all insist on pigeonholing Josh, an e-celeb with a cult, as someone who couldn't get an GF. If you give him that small W there's a whole world of Ls for him to catch.

"NOOO DADDY NULL IS NOTHING LIKE LOWTAX NOOOOOTHING REEEEEE" - KF
 
Bold of you to assume that josh "dating" someone involves physical contact or even being on the same continent.
He would take damage from contact with grass like the Minecraft discord mod mod with x6 fall damage and heart attack from running.
 
Reason: Also can't fit through normal doors and butt crack poo stain combo
Bold of you to assume that josh "dating" someone involves physical contact or even being on the same continent.
I just think for Null radfem plastic surgery frankenstein girl is literally the best he could get. Very KF-esque

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Something something catboy ranch farming
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Reason: The null build
I don't get why you're running his narrative unless he promised you something.
1) I believe it to be true
2) It's funnier and far more damaging to his reputation than him having a laugh from behind an alt
3) I a-log Null for moralfag reasons related to Sanctioned Suicide. Not saying I couldn't be bought off but it'd take enough Bitcoin that I'd have better things to do than to debate the Lidl Question
Lidl doesn't even know basic shit all biological women should know
I forget which single post she made that's made everyone parrot this line. Refresh my memory
Josh wouldn't be able to have the self control to resist flexing he is in a relationship to his captive audience.
Josh not compromising op-sec is much easier than Josh not sperging out and saying some ghoulish seething shit. Lidl gets fucked with and generally poked at than Josh would be able to handle, especially for this long
Minecraft discord mod mod with x6 fall damage
You dropped this, Kang 😏
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I'd say faking simping for a pretend girlfriend that is your sock is more pathetic than actually simping for a real person. At least if the girl is real (if it's not null himself it's definitely a man) he would have an excuse to act like most inexperienced men in a relationship. No way lidl is a girl when he doesn't even know how girls work. He says things you would expect from a man who doesn't understand women. Is this something you did in the past and feel the need to defend because you feel personally attacked?
 
No way lidl is a girl when he doesn't even know how girls work.
Give context. Don't need screenshots, I can look up the post
He says things you would expect from a man who doesn't understand women. Is this something you did in the past and feel the need to defend?
Lol naw, I definitely understand women and their anatomy.
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And worse
Pickaninny nunchuks are a standard weapon in nig-fu and I will not be shamed for using them
 
I was talking about making a sock to larp as your own girlfriend but ok.
 
Anyway, where's this mind blowing example of Lidl not understanding middle school biology? I'll wager an inb4 it's a classic example on Onion Farmers abandoning reading comprehension when the chance to a-log something imaginary presented itself
 
Bro is pulling a universe adventurer, just lurk on his posts. His takes are all very male feminist skin walking as a woman. Probably to help him troon out since he looks like a fat lesbian so could probably pass as butch tranny which explains his beliefs about tomboys.
 
"Just trust me"
Lol I believe you believe what you're saying. Arkomia would be demanding that you provide screenshots, archives of where they were taken from and a double blind peer reviewed study.
I'm just asking for you to clarify what Lidl said, even in an abstract and I'll go read for myself. The fact you can't do that really undermines you jumping in and acting like I'm retarded for not knowing something you don't know.
And I do lurk her page, I wasn't kidding when I said I see nothing objectionable beyond the radfem stuff. Reads like a woman, not my fault you haven't spoken to enough of them to pick up on the subtleties
 
Lol I believe you believe what you're saying. Arkomia would be demanding that you provide screenshots, archives of where they were taken from and a double blind peer reviewed study.
I'm just asking for you to clarify what Lidl said, even in an abstract and I'll go read for myself. The fact you can't do that really undermines you jumping in and acting like I'm retarded for not knowing something you don't know.
And I do lurk her page, I wasn't kidding when I said I see nothing objectionable beyond the radfem stuff. Reads like a woman, not my fault you haven't spoken to enough of them to pick up on the subtleties
I'm not saying to trust me I'm saying lurk moar
 
Lol ok /b/oomer. I lurk moar than enough and it's definitely a woman.
But naw what you're saying is you don't have a clue what you're talking about but you remember someone else said a thing so time to regurgitate. Hard to take them Kiwi impulses out of some people, I get it
I get you're a bit slow like universe adventurer too but it's clear to anyone not autistic. I'm not going to find a bunch of old ass posts and give you enough proof to pass in court (another universe adventurer move) because I don't really care about your wrong theory. But I will call you dumb for believing it. Mostly because it's funny and makes you mad enough for a funny reaction like this.
 
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