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Hellovan Onion
Elaine constantly makes AI art and uses it as her pfp as well. You guys always make yourself look extremely inexperienced with women when you list of all these things that "women don't do" like "women don't ever say bad words, women are never racist, women are never homophobic, women are never angry". All of my previous girlfriends were more racist than me, they just don't say those things out loud because women are more afraid of societal backlash than men, but all the women in the man hate thread are openly racist and homophobic, not just Lidl.

Prove it. Post video of your girlfriend screaming NIGGER. If she is a true Aryan then she'll jump at the chance to prove her whiteness.
 

🛸👽𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑👁️🔮

Trot along, you gormless oaf
Hellovan Onion
Prove it. Post video of your girlfriend screaming NIGGER. If she is a true Aryan then she'll jump at the chance to prove her whiteness.
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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
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Most men... like joshy's Dad? And Most women... they don't need a husband... just his income. And their Dad's house to live at. lol at last line. lidl really should look into "Boy Bands" and the like. This shit goes back to Perry Como. Y'know how nuts the Frankie Fans were?

Fatherless behaviour.
 

youthful_ shannel

Hellovan Onion
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Most men... like joshy's Dad? And Most women... they don't need a husband... just his income. And their Dad's house to live at. lol at last line. lidl really should look into "Boy Bands" and the like. This shit goes back to Perry Como. Y'know how nuts the Frankie Fans were?

Fatherless behaviour.
This desperate man is getting so boring.
 

Home Depot Bucket

Baby Onion
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Most men... like joshy's Dad? And Most women... they don't need a husband... just his income. And their Dad's house to live at. lol at last line. lidl really should look into "Boy Bands" and the like. This shit goes back to Perry Como. Y'know how nuts the Frankie Fans were?

Fatherless behaviour.
The problem with Didl's attitude is he-she-it doesn't understand that marriage inherently economically transactional. I don't have any particular problem with it. You give me health insurance, some cash, place to live cool. But for that, I should provide something of value in return. So keep your house, bear, raise, educate your children, work part-time as needed, support you emotionally and with your career, fuck you (but assuming we both find each other attractive and care about each other isn't or shouldn't be a chore).

Feminists, especially ones that hate children, tell me SAHM/Ws aren't necessary because I come home from 40+ hours of work and then still have to do everything at home myself until bedtime. YEAH RETARD, YOU ARE BEING FUCKED OVER.
 

Fatatouille

Because Scatatouille Was Too Far
Remarkable Onion
If anyone knows of a place to talk about the Lidl/Josh stuff with semi intelligent people shoot me a DM, I am really tired of wasting my brilliant observations on total midwits.
Semi-intelligent meaning people who want to fanboy in this case. I hear Kiwi Farms has a large contingency of the company you're looking for.
 

youthful_ shannel

Hellovan Onion
Rainy Tuk Tuk is a sock Josh created to agree with himself, he then made it a radfem and used it to infiltrate radfem spaces to make all the feminists racist... then he gave it an old disused sock and next he will BECOME it. If you can't see this you're clearly a smegma covered fanboy. Thank you.
 

🛸👽𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑👁️🔮

Trot along, you gormless oaf
Hellovan Onion
Rainy Tuk Tuk is a sock Josh created to agree with himself, he then made it a radfem and used it to infiltrate radfem spaces to make all the feminists racist... then he gave it an old disused sock and next he will BECOME it. If you can't see this you're clearly a smegma covered fanboy. Thank you.
Schizophrenia with an imaginary cartoon girlfriend. I get it now.
 
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