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Josh is literally a homosexual, so all that about BP tardwives can be thrown out.
Either way, the theory reality is easy to follow:
•Josh wanted to sock around his own forum
•He chose to larp as a feminist because maximum hugbox and galpals
•He did get caught and his initial response was to ban anyone who called him out (I personally tested this twice and both times the ban happened within seconds, so Lidl had access to the XenForo dashboard)
•Lidl Josh then had a stompy tantrum and went silent for a hot minute
•Being an O.D.D man baby, Josh decided to revive his sock for maximum lulz
Simple as.
Yeah were now in a catch 22 trap that Null walked himself right into. If Lidl was a real poster that actually cared about Josh and his site "she" would probably just drop the account and post more subtly on a sock. If Lidl was a real person and not Null and Null saw "her" causing this much of a headache and convincingly giving his detractors ammo he would ban her.

Literally the only thing that makes sense at this point is if it was a Josh sock and like you said his ODD is keeping him from just stopping.

Even further along this road one wonders why they feel the need to even still mention it if it's such a silly and bizarre theory? It's a weekly ritual at this point to express incredulity at the fact that people both here and over there think Lidl is Josh. At what point does it become old news to you guys?

The only way it warrants this much attention from them is if it's true.
 
Even further along this road one wonders why they feel the need to even still mention it if it's such a silly and bizarre theory?
Josh reads his threads but can't reply here so he has to get his frustration out somewhere else. His secret wife and child in the other room of his studio apartment got tired of hearing about it, so KF is really his only option.
 
Maybe the baby and wife are real but he is virtually trooning out to deal with the stress? Hey it could happen. :story:
The Kiwi's coping that there's even a remote chance Josh has a wife and child, let alone a girlfriend was some of the wildest shit I've seen out of them in a while.
Apparently Josh's exit grift could be that he has gotten married and so it's time for a farewell donation drive to thank him for protecting their freedom of speech all these years.
Think about it Josh. They'll never ask for proof, you get to slink away a legend to them, you'll easily pull in enough to buy a nice home in cash and have years worth of living expenses in reserve.
Then the Golden Age of CrunkLord Farms can begin, inshAllah 🙏🏻
 
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Josh is literally a homosexual, so all that about BP tardwives can be thrown out.
Either way, the theory reality is easy to follow:
•Josh wanted to sock around his own forum
•He chose to larp as a feminist because maximum hugbox and galpals
•He did get caught and his initial response was to ban anyone who called him out (I personally tested this twice and both times the ban happened within seconds, so Lidl had access to the XenForo dashboard)
•Lidl Josh then had a stompy tantrum and went silent for a hot minute
•Being an O.D.D man baby, Josh decided to revive his sock for maximum lulz
Simple as.
It's actually incredibly simple. The reason why Null didn't burn the sock is that he has oppositional defiant disorder. Burning the sock would mean that his enemies "win," therefore he just has to keep posting as Lidl. His mental disorders compel him.

It is so unbelievably obvious that he is Lidl, or has made Lidl into a secret mod. I'd bet money on the former, not the latter.
 
Letting a child grooming CP spammer on your site smh. I mean I know your not a mod anymore and they got banned quick but we're quicker on kiwi
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See onion tranny it only took a month and 287 messages before I noticed it was Blaine.
Stay mad tranny chasing moid.
Just noticed this, was literally me 🤣
The Bong who got facedoxed for flagging my YT channel thought I was a woman, so I leaned into the bit.
Not Blaine, not a CSAM spammer, enjoy prison.
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His mental disorders compel him.
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"The Spirit of Tism COMPELS YOU!!"

There should be a DSM-5 style guide to the completely hat-stand behaviour cows exhibit. ODD is integral to cow psychology. That's why joshy will, when someone shouts "Look out for that rake, fat arse!", he think "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM!!". Every. Single. Damn. Time.

Socking, too. That's some nutty shit, as we have seen, recently.
 
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"The Spirit of Tism COMPELS YOU!!"

There should be a DSM-5 style guide to the completely hat-stand behaviour cows exhibit. ODD is integral to cow psychology. That's why joshy will, when someone shouts "Look out for that rake, fat arse!", he think "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM!!". Every. Single. Damn. Time.

Socking, too. That's some nutty shit, as we have seen, recently.
It's his hot body and he does what he wants
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Gorlz? Gorlz like Vinnie "Too cowardy custard to go to court" Zhen? Gorlz like Autistic "Don't talk about DM leaks, or me editing peoples posts to make myself look better" Spite? I mean, the broom is help paying the legal fees of this guy. All because Zhen "lol, cahnt beh arrrsssed" to show up.

But nice way to say "joshy got fag hags all over", everyone can read the subtext on that one.
 
Random Kiwi: Man I sure do dig starship troopers

Lidl: The shower scene was disgusting, in fact let me pull up a list I have prepared of all the nude scenes those actresses have been in to illustrate how prevalent the male gaze is... Ahem item 1 out of 11,000...

Both Josh and Lidl seem to have some clear sexual frustration going on at the same time. What could it all mean?

The homoeroticism in her posts is rather remarkable. I've seen women thirst after men and it's not usually like that!

Even further along this road one wonders why they feel the need to even still mention it if it's such a silly and bizarre theory? It's a weekly ritual at this point to express incredulity at the fact that people both here and over there think Lidl is Josh. At what point does it become old news to you guys?

The only way it warrants this much attention from them is if it's true.

Glad you pointed this out, you're right.

Maybe the baby and wife are real but he is virtually trooning out to deal with the stress? Hey it could happen. :story:

More likely than you think, lately a lot of husbands and boyfriends troon out because they're jealous of the attention their broodmares are getting after having a baby.
 
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"I would be uncomfortable watching that on a date with a man" :story:
The sex negative feminist larp just keeps on giving.

Maybe its just me but I've talked to women about Alien (usually while in line at the movies whoda thunk) and my conversations number is definitely up in the double digits. Not a single woman I have ever spoken to about it has ever brought up the final scene where Ripley is in her underwear and the little t shirt. I was a part of a local film club where we were getting dozens of members each month for a while and it had the kind of woke women you might expect which meant Alien got brought up a lot as a feminist movie. None of them ever mentioned the underwear scene either.
 
None of them ever mentioned the underwear scene either.
I'm wondering if lidl has conflated Aliens into Alien, where the "sweaty top" thing does happen. The end of Alien scene with Jones, isn't that much different from the START of the film when they come out hibernation. Maybe, just maybe, lidl found the image of Weaver in her skimpies had a PROFOUND effect on (((them))). Y'know, in childhood. Such an effect, (((they))) are still disturbed by that fact.

I wonder how lidl feels about Jamie Leigh Curtis. You know what I'm sayin'.
 
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