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Toji Suzahara Engaged In Gay ERP
"I think you should shut the fuck up. You're a sock account and I don't like you." - Joshua...- Bear Hammer
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Dark Ninja Has Created His Own Splinter Site
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Thread 'Ashiru Idris (TikTok Influencer) Remanded by Kano Court for Making a Dirty Video With a Midget.'
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Thread 'Joshua Moon Megathread'
Joshua Moon is a mentally ill involuntary celibate who often sits in chat and screams at his own...- Randy Know
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Thread 'Nairaland.com: I Know People In My Village Who Are 140 Years Old: When Your Teenage Daughter Is 15 Or 16 And Has Her First Period, Marry Her.'
There was an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records about the world's oldest person (113...- Onion Null
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KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip
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KampungBoy
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LIdl quickly becoming the site punching bag couldn't happen to a nicer user.
I'm still of the opinion that, IF Lidl is not Null himself, she's his secret girlfriend. It's one or the other.View attachment 48721
I mean you are though
I won't forget how I was banned within 10 seconds of first saying it on your profile.
Brother, Josh is literally a homosexual.
Consider the history.
•He used to be able to get off when he was in his neko shota "phase"
•He came out as a gay to his family
•His mother took him to pride events
•He's had sex with 2 women and was never able to achieve orgasm with them
•Having sworn off homosex, he claims to apparently have permanent ED
There is no girlfriend and there never will be. Because he's attracted to men but shamed himself into a life of celibacy
fag0t
Hellovan Onion
the guy seems to have been banned already his name is not showing in the user search dropdown
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
The Lidl curse strikes again. Anyone who makes fun of Lidl gets banned. There's powerful magic at work here cause otherwise I don't understand how this keeps happening.
Tiananmen Square
Registered Member
yep seems like they were banned. It fails to show up in the search for me as well.
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KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Lidl Null takes a weak victory lap on Cold Root Beer after waiting till they were banned, pussy.
Skunt another Null dickeater comes in after not having a post in the entire thread. Gotta correct the record and send in Null's discord goon squad. Don't make it obvious that you guys are all seething in the same place yet too scared to talk shit to someone's face. These people are pathetic fags.
Skunt another Null dickeater comes in after not having a post in the entire thread. Gotta correct the record and send in Null's discord goon squad. Don't make it obvious that you guys are all seething in the same place yet too scared to talk shit to someone's face. These people are pathetic fags.
Spookful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
"to learn who is an assblasted faggot, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise." - Antisemitic Proverb.
We've confirmed it many times Lidl isn't Null, but a "homosexual transexual" who is madly in love with Josh.
(And fingerblasts his bussy and "squirts" to thoughts of Josh daily.)
Literally, they're the most bottom of the barrel nigger coons
So the tech support thread.
Lidl calling up null at 3am:
cat sings iphone ringtone and dies | PreserveTube
My decent into madne begin cat audio: <a href="/watch?v=DiSYYpPkuBw&t=0"> • cat singing iPhone call sound effect </a>
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Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
lidl lets down the sisterhood...
Talking about Alien. lidl, being a pleb, and never actually watching anything other than Neko Shota, confuses Alien with Aliens (unless (((they))) have only remembered the couple of minutes where Ripley is seen in her undies. That's a bit telling. Don't you think? It's not like it's Tomb Raider, or anything. Oh, I wonder if lidl likes the horror films where women are ground up. Similar to the brooms fantasies.
Did you know? The slasher movie genre was originally marketed at young women at the Drive Ins. That's why they had a lot of women in them.
btw Weaver does get her tits out in a film. Guess which one.
Talking about Alien. lidl, being a pleb, and never actually watching anything other than Neko Shota, confuses Alien with Aliens (unless (((they))) have only remembered the couple of minutes where Ripley is seen in her undies. That's a bit telling. Don't you think? It's not like it's Tomb Raider, or anything. Oh, I wonder if lidl likes the horror films where women are ground up. Similar to the brooms fantasies.
Did you know? The slasher movie genre was originally marketed at young women at the Drive Ins. That's why they had a lot of women in them.
btw Weaver does get her tits out in a film. Guess which one.
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Spookful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
She gets her tats out in working girl, right?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
I haven't seen it. I did a search for "films with SW tits in them. It turns out there is more than one film. A Map of the World, she gets them out, but that's not the film I'm thinking of.
btw, I'd just like to thank the actresses who kindly got their baps out on camera, while I was a teen.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Random Kiwi: Man I sure do dig starship troopers
Lidl: The shower scene was disgusting, in fact let me pull up a list I have prepared of all the nude scenes those actresses have been in to illustrate how prevalent the male gaze is... Ahem item 1 out of 11,000...
Both Josh and Lidl seem to have some clear sexual frustration going on at the same time. What could it all mean?
Josh is literally a homosexual, so all that about BP tardwives can be thrown out.
Either way,
•Josh wanted to sock around his own forum
•He chose to larp as a feminist because maximum hugbox and galpals
•He did get caught and his initial response was to ban anyone who called him out (I personally tested this twice and both times the ban happened within seconds, so Lidl had access to the XenForo dashboard)
•Lidl Josh then had a stompy tantrum and went silent for a hot minute
•Being an O.D.D man baby, Josh decided to revive his sock for maximum lulz
Simple as.
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