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Homosexualism detected (Lidl is talking about Null's voice):

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Another homosexual concurs: illiterate racists not being able to pronounce common words is, like, super cute (literally, how are you a terminally online programmer and still not know how to pronounce "cache"?)
The thing I hate the most about Josh's voice is the fact that he always sounds so smug and haughty, like he's better than all of the people he rambles about, despite being unemployed and relying on paypigs to buy his pizza and diet coke that he needs to survive.

In addition, I remember Josh ranting on MatI about how he hates people who are smug and how being smug will eventually be their downfall which just adds to his all-encompassing hypocrisy.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
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This wasn't even in response to Lidl:

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Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread

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Null · Post #5,014 · Yesterday at 5:12 PM · Forum: General Discussion

Null goes off and doesn't hold back: "you must live in an alternate universe where you can survive by breathing and eating only cum"? FFS stop with the homosexual insults Null, you're driving onlooking Lidl crazy with the barely repressed homosexuality:

Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread
I've written this explanation as diplomatically as humanly possible and if you can't understand what I'm saying or why I am trying to help, then you must live in an alternate universe where you can survive by breathing and eating only cum.
Null · Post #5,012 · Yesterday at 5:11 PM · Forum: General Discussion

Rachel Zegler should definitely join KF and post in Man Hate, she'll fit right in until Lidl discovers her there, throws a fit and tries to get her banned, not for her Man Hate but for her skin colour:

 

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they got 3322 name wrong kek
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The Gays From LA

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they made a shit job of recreating the keffals op 3322 made (0343)

I just saw your post about the VICE item, now I get where the screenshot was from.

 

Slaughter

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I also don't know why everyone is so sure that Lidl is a man. They have very stereotypical woman interests they talk about and if you read the man-hate thread I just can't imagine a man writing any of that crap. It makes a lot more sense for it to be a woman who has provided proof about this to Null, hence why they get their own special thread for women. Personally I think it might be this crazy chick.
Because Lidl has a Dylan Mulvaney level of understanding women, and it comes off as a caricature of being one. There are plenty of women on KF that don't make it such a huge deal.

Btw I have the sneaking suspicion that @Malice In Dumberland is Blaine and that's why he gets his sock accounts not just banned but all posts wiped.
Lidl is Blaine...just kidding. Or am I?
 

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hey you goomba we do know when its blaine , theres a bakers dozen of active users , its pretty easy to tel and we do check his IPs its always the same , we just really dont care ,onion is a second chance forum , we tolerate him till he gets all upitty and starts acting like an anime character again
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Letting a child grooming CP spammer on your site smh. I mean I know your not a mod anymore and they got banned quick but we're quicker on kiwi
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See onion tranny it only took a month and 287 messages before I noticed it was Blaine.
Stay mad tranny chasing moid.
 

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The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
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Because Lidl has a Dylan Mulvaney level of understanding women, and it comes off as a caricature of being one. There are plenty of women on KF that don't make it such a huge deal.
I don't know if @GuntChatRegular is still reading along but

Why I believe that Lidl is a man:

- The online persona that Lidl projects in the Man Hate thread is very different from the one he projects in the MATI thread, where he knows that Null is reading along. In the MATI thread, Lidl sounds like a man amongst other men.
- Lidl himself admitted he's a man, his admission is posted here in the thread as well as by Elaine on X. Lidl cannot retroactively deny this previous admission, so he gaslight about it.
- Lidl stated in the KF chat that he's putting out disinfo to manipulate his readers. Pretending to be a mother of two in Belgium is part of this manipulation strategy.
- Lidl's first KF avatar was a pair of white sports socks with the Lidl supermarket chain logo in reference to this meme. He later changed his avatar to a feminized picture of Null run through a feminization filter such as those typically used by troons when they first start transitioning to see if they can ever change enough to "pass" as women. People at first thought that the avatar was Lidl himself IRL but it's basically a stolen picture of Null made to look like a woman, and is meant to convey the idea that Lidl is himself "a female Null".
- Lidl said that he wants to be Null when he grows up
- Despite LARPing as a racist feminazi in the Man Hate thread, when Lidl posts in the MATI thread talks down on other women the way a man would, calling women "whores", saying "I can fix her", other phrases a man would use while dissing a woman
- Lidl admitted repeatedly that he's turned on by listening to Null be verbally aggressive or dominating other men, referring to these bits on MATI as "rape". That's a sure sign that Lidl is a closeted gay man, and is likely a masochistic bottom who wants to be topped or "raped" by Null, but since he can't make real that fantasy, he gets vicarious pleasure out of watching Null dominate other men
- Lidl admitted that he has a crush on Varg Vikernes as well as Null, admitting that his homosexual fetish is for verbally aggressive white supremacist men with performative public personas. Whenever Lidl is gushing over Null in the MATI thread, he never led it be known there that he did the same thing for Varg Vikernes, effectively lying to Null while telling him he is the only man he doesn't hate.
- Lidl is enabled on KF because he's useful to Null, who is using the presence of feminist women on KF as a cover for his own far right radicalization and that of his core audience of MATI listeners. The purpose of the Man Hate thread is to slowly and later more overtly introduce the TERFs on KF to racism. Lidl pilfers all of his talking points from /r/FemaleDatingStrategy, a feminist subreddit run by two progressive black women in the UK and US, the only twist being that he presents the same talking points with a racist bend. The idea is to convince the misandric TERFs on KF that they don't hate all men, they just hate POC men. Lidl himself reads the Man Hate thread as a form of "gay conversion therapy", to convince himself that other men are gross and dangerous so as to stay away from men.

I do not for a moment believe the claim that Null has been tricked into believing that Lidl is a woman, because Lidl must've manipulated Null with realistic looking feminine pictures of himself, or whatever people are speculating happened behind the scenes for Lidl to be given such leeway on KF. I believe that Null already knows that Lidl is a man, but he's intentionally tolerating and enabling Lidl's tradthot-LARP because Null hopes to use Lidl to groom misandric women on KF into racism. Null explicitly said that the purpose of the Man Hate thread was for female misandrists to sign up and talk freely about hating POC men, which they're not allowed on other feminist fora. Null specifically stated that the Man Hate thread was set up to compete with lolcowfarm whose webmaster is a POC herself and will ban people there for racism.
 

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- Lidl is enabled on KF because he's useful to Null, who is using the presence of feminist women on KF as a cover for his own far right radicalization and that of his core audience of MATI listeners. The purpose of the Man Hate thread is to slowly and later more overtly introduce the TERFs on KF to racism. Lidl pilfers all of his talking points from /r/FemaleDatingStrategy, a feminist subreddit run by two progressive black women in the UK and US, the only twist being that he presents the same talking points with a racist bend. The idea is to convince the misandric TERFs on KF that they don't hate all men, they just hate POC men. Lidl himself reads the Man Hate thread as a form of "gay conversion therapy", to convince himself that other men are gross and dangerous so as to stay away from men.
Here's another perspective, food for thought. Using all those talking points that feminists use in the Man Hate thread isn't just for the sake of converting misandrists. It's another slight towards women without being overt about it. Letting the TERFs come and say whatever shit they want that will definitely not be used against them in the future if shit hits the fan.
 

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- Lidl is enabled on KF because he's useful to Null, who is using the presence of feminist women on KF as a cover for his own far right radicalization and that of his core audience of MATI listeners. The purpose of the Man Hate thread is to slowly and later more overtly introduce the TERFs on KF to racism. Lidl pilfers all of his talking points from /r/FemaleDatingStrategy, a feminist subreddit run by two progressive black women in the UK and US, the only twist being that he presents the same talking points with a racist bend. The idea is to convince the misandric TERFs on KF that they don't hate all men, they just hate POC men. Lidl himself reads the Man Hate thread as a form of "gay conversion therapy", to convince himself that other men are gross and dangerous so as to stay away from men.
That's a pretty round about way to make turn someone racist, when I want to make someone racist I just introduce them to a Somali person, works every time.
 
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