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KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lidl Drip

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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I mean you are though :story:
I won't forget how I was banned within 10 seconds of first saying it on your profile.
 
I'm still of the opinion that, IF Lidl is not Null himself, she's his secret girlfriend. It's one or the other.
Brother, Josh is literally a homosexual.
Consider the history.
•He used to be able to get off when he was in his neko shota "phase"
•He came out as a gay to his family
•His mother took him to pride events
•He's had sex with 2 women and was never able to achieve orgasm with them
•Having sworn off homosex, he claims to apparently have permanent ED
There is no girlfriend and there never will be. Because he's attracted to men but shamed himself into a life of celibacy
 
Lidl Null takes a weak victory lap on Cold Root Beer after waiting till they were banned, pussy.
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Skunt another Null dickeater comes in after not having a post in the entire thread. Gotta correct the record and send in Null's discord goon squad. Don't make it obvious that you guys are all seething in the same place yet too scared to talk shit to someone's face. These people are pathetic fags.
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Lidl Null takes a weak victory lap on Cold Root Beer after waiting till they were banned, pussy.
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Skunt another Null dickeater comes in after not having a post in the entire thread. Gotta correct the record and send in Null's discord goon squad. Don't make it obvious that you guys are all seething in the same place yet too scared to talk shit to someone's face. These people are pathetic fags.
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"to learn who is an assblasted faggot, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise." - Antisemitic Proverb.
 
Lidl Null takes a weak victory lap on Cold Root Beer after waiting till they were banned, pussy.
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Skunt another Null dickeater comes in after not having a post in the entire thread. Gotta correct the record and send in Null's discord goon squad. Don't make it obvious that you guys are all seething in the same place yet too scared to talk shit to someone's face. These people are pathetic fags.
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Literally, they're the most bottom of the barrel nigger coons
 
except for a thread where you are only allowed to tell him he is handsome and a good programmer.
So the tech support thread.
We've confirmed it many times Lidl isn't Null, but a "homosexual transexual" who is madly in love with Josh.
(And fingerblasts his bussy and "squirts" to thoughts of Josh daily.)
Lidl calling up null at 3am:
 
lidl lets down the sisterhood...
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Talking about Alien. lidl, being a pleb, and never actually watching anything other than Neko Shota, confuses Alien with Aliens (unless (((they))) have only remembered the couple of minutes where Ripley is seen in her undies. That's a bit telling. Don't you think? It's not like it's Tomb Raider, or anything. Oh, I wonder if lidl likes the horror films where women are ground up. Similar to the brooms fantasies.

Did you know? The slasher movie genre was originally marketed at young women at the Drive Ins. That's why they had a lot of women in them.

btw Weaver does get her tits out in a film. Guess which one.
 
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lidl let's down the sisterhood...
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Talking about Alien. lidl, being a pleb, and never actually watching anything other than Neko Shota, confuses Alien with Aliens (unless (((they))) have only remembered the couple of minutes where Ripley is seen in her undies. That's a bit telling. Don't you think? It's not like it's Tomb Raider, or anything. Oh, I wonder if lidl likes the horror films where women are ground up. Similar to the brooms fantasies.

Did you know? The slasher movie genre was originally marketed at young women at the Drive Ins. That's why they had a lot of women in them.

btw Weaver does get her tits out in a film. Guess which one.
Random Kiwi: Man I sure do dig starship troopers

Lidl: The shower scene was disgusting, in fact let me pull up a list I have prepared of all the nude scenes those actresses have been in to illustrate how prevalent the male gaze is... Ahem item 1 out of 11,000...

Both Josh and Lidl seem to have some clear sexual frustration going on at the same time. What could it all mean?
 
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Josh is literally a homosexual, so all that about BP tardwives can be thrown out.
Either way, the theory reality is easy to follow:
•Josh wanted to sock around his own forum
•He chose to larp as a feminist because maximum hugbox and galpals
•He did get caught and his initial response was to ban anyone who called him out (I personally tested this twice and both times the ban happened within seconds, so Lidl had access to the XenForo dashboard)
•Lidl Josh then had a stompy tantrum and went silent for a hot minute
•Being an O.D.D man baby, Josh decided to revive his sock for maximum lulz
Simple as.
 
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Josh is literally a homosexual, so all that about BP tardwives can be thrown out.
Either way, the theory reality is easy to follow:
•Josh wanted to sock around his own forum
•He chose to larp as a feminist because maximum hugbox and galpals
•He did get caught and his initial response was to ban anyone who called him out (I personally tested this twice and both times the ban happened within seconds, so Lidl had access to the XenForo dashboard)
•Lidl Josh then had a stompy tantrum and went silent for a hot minute
•Being an O.D.D man baby, Josh decided to revive his sock for maximum lulz
Simple as.
Yeah were now in a catch 22 trap that Null walked himself right into. If Lidl was a real poster that actually cared about Josh and his site "she" would probably just drop the account and post more subtly on a sock. If Lidl was a real person and not Null and Null saw "her" causing this much of a headache and convincingly giving his detractors ammo he would ban her.

Literally the only thing that makes sense at this point is if it was a Josh sock and like you said his ODD is keeping him from just stopping.

Even further along this road one wonders why they feel the need to even still mention it if it's such a silly and bizarre theory? It's a weekly ritual at this point to express incredulity at the fact that people both here and over there think Lidl is Josh. At what point does it become old news to you guys?

The only way it warrants this much attention from them is if it's true.
 
Even further along this road one wonders why they feel the need to even still mention it if it's such a silly and bizarre theory?
Josh reads his threads but can't reply here so he has to get his frustration out somewhere else. His secret wife and child in the other room of his studio apartment got tired of hearing about it, so KF is really his only option.
 
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