KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

[KampungBoy]

Judging by the fast turnaround on arguing with Lidl and getting BTFOed by Null, I would imagine they communicate via psychic link,

Yes Lidl's vagina worms have entered Null's brain due to all their sex having and they now communicate telepathically. This is the only answer that makes sense. I see it now.

 

[Spookful Shannel]

Yes Lidl's vagina worms have entered Null's brain due to all their sex having and they now communicate telepathically. This is the only answer that makes sense. I see it now.

I can't believe Null let a girl crawl up his ass and take control of his arms and legs.

 

[KampungBoy]

I can't believe Null let a girl crawl up his ass and take control of his arms and legs.

It was horrifying like something out of 'The Thing' I don't mind saying I'm probably going to have nightmares tonight.

 

[GuntChatRegular2]

I wish queen Paladinboo would join us, she seems to be a true believer in my theory.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1816643020223295941

Unfortunately you guys have doxed the poor girl for no reason so she probably wants nothing to do with us.

 

[Spookful Shannel]

Didn't Paladin Boo dox herself by wanting to be a Far Right Hunny?

 

[Zephyr]

Didn't Paladin Boo dox herself by wanting to be a Far Right Hunny?

All KF women dox themselves because they never shut the fuck up about their personal lives.

Which is simultaneously a fantastic case for Lidl being a man. We know very little about Lidl's life, and have seen even less evidence for that which has been claimed (belgian, etc).

 

[KampungBoy]

All KF women dox themselves because they never shut the fuck up about their personal lives.

Which is simultaneously a fantastic case for Lidl being a man.

Excellent point.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

I bet @Time 4 Guillotines wishes he'd never thought me that word

Naw, I love seeing you thrive, sis

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I was about to ask you that, because everything you seem to post hardly proves anything that you're claiming.

WHAT ABOUT THE BURGERS KIWI!??!

 

[kiwifails]

WHAT ABOUT THE BURGERS KIWI!??!

Tbh a cheeseburger sounds pretty good right now.

 

[Chrysler Building]

kiwifails is right to be skeptical, the truth is we only have speculation regarding Lidl and circumstantial evidence. We should keep open minds and welcome alternate explanations so that we don't get bogged down in group think.

 

[unyuns]

Tbh a cheeseburger sounds pretty good right now.

onions burger?

 

[kiwifails]

onions burger?

Definitely an onions Burger, California style grilled onions lettuce tomatoes thousand Island on a toasted bun cheese and some bacon.

 

[unyuns]

Definitely an onions Burger, California style grilled onions lettuce tomatoes thousand Island on a toasted bun cheese and some bacon.

unyuns call it mega burger

 

[kiwifails]

kiwifails is right to be skeptical, the truth is we only have speculation regarding Lidl and circumstantial evidence. We should keep open minds and welcome alternate explanations so that we don't get bogged down in group think.

Thank you for being clear-headed and keeping an open perspective. We don't know the nature of Josh's relationship with Lidldrip, and we certainly don't know who they are. However, we do know that Josh gives them preferential treatment. We also know that users who have pointed out or called attention to this favoritism have been banned, and users who have upset Lidldrip have also found themselves banned. Furthermore, Lidldrip has demonstrated some intimate knowledge of Josh on a personal level. It's just good that we don't lose ourselves in our own theories. I would like to think that they're intimate and they have a relationship but that's still speculation.

 

[kiwifails]

unyuns call it mega burger

You have a good taste my friend.

 

[unyuns]

You have a good taste my friend.

unyun hate tomato. unyun happy catpersonthing is like to tomato. unyuns grow. unyuns sell. never eating. respect to tomato. to tomato to eat for not unyuns, but not to body me for body unyuns body not for tomato. no thank you. no tomato in unyuns body.

 

[Funyun]

All KF women dox themselves because they never shut the fuck up about their personal lives.

Because they never grew up. Every single post they make is pure NLOG. Same with Lolcow Farm. For all their ranting and raving about pick-mes, they're the biggest pickmes around. It's why they like to talk about how bad everyone else is (blacks, trannies, etc) but suddenly mention women, and it's like "but dude, I'm one of the good ones! Not all women!" and it's like bitch, come on. Why do you bother? Go run to Lipstick Alley or something instead of trying to gentrify sites like KF. Your equally vapid scrote brothers need their own hugboxes too.

 

[kiwifails]

unyun hate tomato. unyun happy catpersonthing is like to tomato. unyuns grow. unyuns sell. never eating. respect to tomato. to tomato to eat for not unyuns, but not to body me for body unyuns body not for tomato. no thank you. no tomato in unyuns body.

Good to know no tomatoes for unyuns

 

[polonium]

kiwifails is right to be skeptical, the truth is we only have speculation regarding Lidl and circumstantial evidence. We should keep open minds and welcome alternate explanations so that we don't get bogged down in group think.

The answer that makes null look the most unhinged is lidl being his alt to try lend some cachet to his incel opinions, but there's fun in every theory.

There's no way that null, given his size and overall health, is in a physical relationship with anyone, even his hand. So if lidl is somehow a real woman who doesn't know how pregnancy and breastfeeding and female reproduction works then it's a sexless kind of thing and it makes his simping even more pathetic. Either he's thirsty for e-pussy or he's whipped into doing what he's told without even getting his dick wet.

Maybe the most hilarious theory is it being dyn's alt, which actually has some fairly good circumstantial evidence in support: lidl drip called himself by male pronouns for a while before suddenly changing; it's an account registered ages ago that sat dormant (strong evidence of alt); has the same theme custom title as dyn. Maybe null somehow isn't aware that he's simping for a dude or this is his way of sexting with his bro on the downlow without it being "obvious", but either way it's undeniably the funniest version.