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[Kiwi Pot Pie]

I call them “loopcows”. Lolcows where they’re incredibly unfunny cause they just do the same shit over and over again that’s gotten very old. Think Mylar.

All lolcows have a loop because a lolcow is someone who keeps doing retarded shit and never learns. Chris fed the trolls, Ralph is a substance abuser who figuratively steps on rakes when he feels invincible, Alex Hogendorp switches between screeching tard rage and acting apologetic and weaselly when you remind him he is a self-admitted pedophile, Josh Moon spergs out at the slightest criticism of anything about his persona from his deranged political views to his obesity to even his taste in cheese. But your average furfag or lolifag artist is not a lolcow, because they, like most people, do not do retarded shit. They just have a gross fetish they share with other gross fetishists. What about that is so worth detailing?

A telling example I found on Kiwi Farms was someone tried to make a thread on a gay furry tranny juggalo diaper fetishist. Sounds like Kiwi Farms bait, right? But this was years ago, and the juggalo in question did nothing particularly retarded beside their bizarre lifestyle choices. So the Kiwi Farms of years back just shrugged and said "yeah this guy is weird" and moved on and his thread died after a few pages.

There are plenty of people like this. The wonderbread fetishist, the Mylar Balloon man, all of them are freaks but they are not the sort of freak you want to discuss like Chris was back in the day or Null is now. And that is because they are completely one note.

 

[Obscenity2022]

Kiwi Farms tried to shame the furries over their production of furry porn but this only lead to the normalization of furry porn. It looks like Kiwi Farms is about to do the exact same thing where their attempts to shame the anime community over Lolicon will most likely lead to its normalization and acceptance simply because the Kiwis think Lolicon is more important than world hunger.

my favorite part about this is that its exactly what the right wing were complaining about when it came to D&D or anime back in the 1900s but everyone who isn't a middle aged retard understand that they're wrong. null and welper are like the only two people under 40 that don't watch anime and to sperg out over some niche fetish part about it is insane. the GOP wanted to ban anime because of yaoi fandom and their whole anti-homo agenda the gop had at the time, but i think everyone who isn't retarded understands thats such a niche part of anime.

I think Kiwifarmers see a difference in the fact that lolicon is a more detestable fetish.

the problem is that kiwifarmer's defintion of lolicon is insanely wide. like they called k-pop demon hunters the weeb version of cuties.

like that's an insane take. by any stretch of the imagination. but its acceptable by welperhelper standards. obviously no one wants to see a little girl getting fucked, but countless women have done sailor moon cosplays for a reason. but everyone understands there's a difference because they aren't autistic or have a weird bone to pick. its like how slave leia was another huge cosplay in the 2000s alongside sailor moon but according to the lore leia was also underage while wearing that, but no one outside of kiwifarms claims Return of the Jedi is normalizing child porn.

Is inflation porn not entirely drawn?

no there are some fetish artists doing it, but its not really well done or looks anything close to real inflation porn, same thing with gorn or giantess stuff. but when someone's offering you money, you at least try. there's also real life tentacle porn too, but obviously its not as well made or looks as good as drawn. same thing with bloodplay or scat or other fetishes. although how much of it is people with real fetishes for that and not fetishes for humilating women is another topic of discussion. also the fact that people with weird porn fetishes are way more likely to pay a shitload of money for them is another topic of discussion. think about porn like the boat industry, if kiwifarms treated porn like the boat industry they'd assume like every other person wants a huge fucking yacht because a handful of people commission enough of the industry to cause huge fucking yachts to be a thing. same with lolicon or other fetishes, the amount of people that are into that shit is so small that if it weren't for the fact that they're paying so much money to cause it to be an industry it wouldn't fucking exist.

i'd say the "sticking your dick in toaster" feitsh has just as many people as the lolicon fetish but no one whines about it because a lack of people willing to pay for "stick your dick in a toaster" drawings.

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

All lolcows have a loop because a lolcow is someone who keeps doing retarded shit and never learns. Chris fed the trolls, Ralph is a substance abuser who figuratively steps on rakes when he feels invincible, Alex Hogendorp switches between screeching tard rage and acting apologetic and weaselly when you remind him he is a self-admitted pedophile, Josh Moon spergs out at the slightest criticism of anything about his persona from his deranged political views to his obesity to even his taste in cheese. But your average furfag or lolifag artist is not a lolcow, because they, like most people, do not do retarded shit. They just have a gross fetish they share with other gross fetishists. What about that is so worth detailing?

A telling example I found on Kiwi Farms was someone tried to make a thread on a gay furry tranny juggalo diaper fetishist. Sounds like Kiwi Farms bait, right? But this was years ago, and the juggalo in question did nothing particularly retarded beside their bizarre lifestyle choices. So the Kiwi Farms of years back just shrugged and said "yeah this guy is weird" and moved on and his thread died after a few pages.

There are plenty of people like this. The wonderbread fetishist, the Mylar Balloon man, all of them are freaks but they are not the sort of freak you want to discuss like Chris was back in the day or Null is now. And that is because they are completely one note.

I just think Kiwi Farms wants to find the next Nick Bate (the poop fetishist that molested his sister who was around 7 years old at the time) or Kero the Wolf (the animal fucker that was part of an illegal bestiality ring but Kero got off scott free because of a legal technicality) and find anything that sticks.

When was the last time we had a lolcow fetishist that was like Nick Bate or Kero?

Nick Bate was a gamer with a poop fetish but he was a fetishist lolcow from years ago and the gaming community have long since denounced him after he committed the crime of child molestation.

Kero the Wolf is a furry that was busted for doing illegal things to animals but got off on a technicality. He is infamous in the furry community but the Kero incident was years ago and the furry community have since then learned their lesson from this.

There's other people on my mind who's names I forget right now but most of the notable cases of lolcow fetishists committing crimes are mostly from what I like to call the Golden Age of Lolcows (when people like Chris-Chan were being discovered).

The fetish communities that you see today have long learned their lessons by learning from the mistakes of their predecessors and learn to hide their power levels. There hasn't been a degenerate gamer like Nick Bate since then and there hasn't been a furry like Kero since then.

The anime community has its lolcows too but the anime community learned from their mistakes and have long since moved on from their infamous individuals.

The fetishist lolcows are largely in the past and we will likely never see another Golden Age of Lolcows in our lifetimes ever again, never ever. There will likely never be lolcows like Chris-Chan, Nick Bate, or Kero the Wolf ever again as these are once in a lifetime lolcows that are lighting in a bottle and no one currently alive on the planet will ever able to replicate them. We will only see lolcows like these again with different names but only long after we're dead and the generations that are alive after us will experience their own once in a lifetime lolcows like the ones we've experienced.

 

[Tom Homan's Alien Removals]

i do love how obvious it is too. pretty sure Null said k-pop demon slayers was going to lead to children being raped or something insane like that. its just simple hatred of all things cartoon. its pretty fucking ironic too considering his favorite animators and every guest he's had on MATI are huge weebs. Null and his faggy fanbase are the only ones under 40 hating anime. even JD vance admitted to enjoying Dragon ball z when he was younger

If I had to guess, after the whole 9chan incident. He thinks lolicons were uploading CSAM but it was actually a troon doing it.

I also want to point out that most times a lolicon was outed as an actual pedo, 90% of the time it's a troon.

 

[Tom Homan's Alien Removals]

Yes. There's been cases of that Assigned Male Sophie is a prime example. they traced over a kid for diaperfur art

That name sounds like it's a troon.

 

[thefrogninja]

These are SHIT
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"Lolcow Ethan Ralph accidentally confirms he bots his viewers!!!"

I actually looked into this... The "confirmation" is a link to a botting site showed up in his history. That's it. It's like claiming someone has an onion farms account because he browsed the website. It's funny given 2 weeks ago he claimed his gossip forum was a "critical place" and "critically review the things in front of us" which is obviously not true.

 

[aliteralfuckingwho]

That name sounds like it's a troon.

Because he is lol.

 

[Obscenity2022]

but the anime community learned from their mistakes and have long since moved on from their infamous individuals.

what community too? is the girl watching the #1 kid show on netflix part of the anime community? its not the 90s anymore where anime is on par with being into flight simulators in terms of cost and niche, more adults 18-40 have watched anime than had sex in the last week/month/year. its like how back in the 1910s being into "movies" was actually a niche thing, but you wouldn't consider everyone watching a movie someone part of the "movie community" same thing with being online in the 2000s vs today. like yeah back in 04 it does make sense to put everyone who was into the internet in one basket but its so big now its silly to besmirch them the way kiwifarms does like its still 2009 and every anime fan also knew someone into neko shota catboys.

here will likely never be lolcows like Chris-Chan, Nick Bate, or Kero the Wolf ever again as these are once in a lifetime lolcows that are lighting in a bottle and no one currently alive on the planet will ever able to replicate them

and i think that can most be attributed to age, autists treating the internet like a diary is mostly a 2000s era thing, if you notice chris went from uploading videos on youtube to just whining on facebook or twitter as he got older. So you're not going to one day find a lolcow with a backlog of insanity like you could back in those days.

Nick and Kayla rekieta apparently had weird forum accounts and were lolcows in MMOs but a combo of maturing and those sites vanishing mean we'll never know about their shit in the way people could easily find lolcows entirely life story back in the 2000s/2010s when the internet was smaller.

hell we literally just found Ethan Klein's humiliating reddit account, like lolcows have a lot more places to hide their insanity and in general lolcows don't treat the internet like its where you can be as free and open about yourself as they used to treat it.

like there's a lot of tiktok lolcows apparently but even then, they know they're streaming so it takes the honesty out of it. beyond that mental health awareness means people don't treat schizos, gays, or autists with the same hatred they got away with in 2010.

the era of the "lolcow" is over, if you do find any either they're 40+ and got away with their insanity for way too long or they're literally mentally disabled, like every tranny is. most lolcows in general were just genuine retards or schizos being bullied into shit. like terry admitting to being a pedo. so people don't hype them up as laughing stocks anymore. We're going to find out bossmanjack had some massive brain injury at 12 because his parents did something and that will explain everything.

 

[aliteralfuckingwho]

'd say the "sticking your dick in toaster" feitsh has just as many people as the lolicon fetish but no one whines about it because a lack of people willing to pay for "stick your dick in a toaster" drawings.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

what community too? is the girl watching the #1 kid show on netflix part of the anime community? its not the 90s anymore where anime is on par with being into flight simulators in terms of cost and niche, more adults 18-40 have watched anime than had sex in the last week/month/year. its like how back in the 1910s being into "movies" was actually a niche thing, but you wouldn't consider everyone watching a movie someone part of the "movie community" same thing with being online in the 2000s vs today. like yeah back in 04 it does make sense to put everyone who was into the internet in one basket but its so big now its silly to besmirch them the way kiwifarms does like its still 2009 and every anime fan also knew someone into neko shota catboys.

and i think that can most be attributed to age, autists treating the internet like a diary is mostly a 2000s era thing, if you notice chris went from uploading videos on youtube to just whining on facebook or twitter as he got older. So you're not going to one day find a lolcow with a backlog of insanity like you could back in those days.

Nick and Kayla rekieta apparently had weird forum accounts and were lolcows in MMOs but a combo of maturing and those sites vanishing mean we'll never know about their shit in the way people could easily find lolcows entirely life story back in the 2000s/2010s when the internet was smaller.

hell we literally just found Ethan Klein's humiliating reddit account, like lolcows have a lot more places to hide their insanity and in general lolcows don't treat the internet like its where you can be as free and open about yourself as they used to treat it.

like there's a lot of tiktok lolcows apparently but even then, they know they're streaming so it takes the honesty out of it. beyond that mental health awareness means people don't treat schizos, gays, or autists with the same hatred they got away with in 2010.

the era of the "lolcow" is over, if you do find any either they're 40+ and got away with their insanity for way too long or they're literally mentally disabled, like every tranny is. most lolcows in general were just genuine retards or schizos being bullied into shit. like terry admitting to being a pedo. so people don't hype them up as laughing stocks anymore. We're going to find out bossmanjack had some massive brain injury at 12 because his parents did something and that will explain everything.

Gotta agree with you there. I remember they tried to make Daniel Larson as the brand new Chris Chan. But given he got arrested. He isn't going to be active online for a long while. KiwiFarms is so dead.

 

[Home]

All lolcows have a loop because a lolcow is someone who keeps doing retarded shit and never learns.

“… that’s gotten very old”
Lolcows do the same thing but the “same thing” they do evolves, I’m talking about a cow who stays 100% stagnant. Literally no updates

 

[aliteralfuckingwho]

“… that’s gotten very old”
Lolcows do the same thing but the “same thing” they do evolves, I’m talking about a cow who stays 100% stagnant. Literally no updates

You mean SNCA. Yes literally KiwiFarms reports on SNCA. What qualifies as Big Updates is up in the air but the submissions are all SNCA. Like what the current news does to pan out time.

At this point KiwiFarms is reporting on Flordia Men cases, which is labeled as such because LOOK at the shit. The Community Submissions became a hotspot for thread shitters to get free Kiwi Karma while retards who are baiting and intentionally being retards are getting attention. KiwiFarms became the lolcow themselves when they make threads on retards who want attention.

I mean didn't one person got their thread removed because of being an attention whore/weirdo freak? And sometimes they refuse to give one a thread because of their attention seeking ways. Atp stop giving people threads who want attention. Half of the "lolcows" are just weirdos who aren't worth documenting other then gaining info and being a sperg who wants to moralfag about how "better they are" they should bring back the tumblr subforum. I'm sure it can fit in BP somehow.

 

[aliteralfuckingwho]

I know I sound mad, but nowadays KiwiFarms is seen as some sort of "spoopie doxxing site" when it's just some equally retarded people doing the bare minimum doxxing effort? It's just them retrieving "public information" on a site or from Lolcows being retarded to share personal shit. Calling it doxxing is insulting. Then they get all MATI when their "L33T" behavior is not credited. Any faggot can go percuse the same fat unattractive lolcow page and "make a doxx" out of them, it's not even fucking special.

 

[Kan]

I agree with this. I call them “loopcows”. Lolcows where they’re incredibly unfunny cause they just do the same shit over and over again that’s gotten very old. Think Mylar.

Infinite Lolcow Recursion

That's it. It's like claiming someone has an onion farms account because he browsed the website.

It’s also like saying a Tumblr user offended by the mere existence of 4Chan or a Twitter user offended by the mere existence of YouTube are brave enough to handle said sites.

 

[hitax]

I don't really care about the age of a virtual youtube avatar. Null's mutt avatar would be like what? 3 years old?
But why do all vtubers, including Null, have to do this horrible unnatural super high-pitched voice you find in terrible anime dubs?

 

[Nektar Geist]

have to do this horrible unnatural super high-pitched voice you find in terrible anime dubs?

They don't have to. It's the lack of testosterone. Plus, joshy is about 5ft tall.

 

[Home]

Ok even I’ll admit this is retarded and petty and a sperg but it’s been in the back of my mind all day cause it’s just so— retarded.

This is such a stupid fucking theory and just another kiwi grasping at straws to accuse transgenders of literally every sin under the sun.
AGPs are straight men. Straight men want to fuck girls. So they become girls. Ok.
AGPs are zoophiles. Zoophiles want to fuck dogs. So they become… Humans? With inconsequential dog appendages?
It doesn’t check out.
If they wanted to fuck female dogs then they’d transition to be female dogs, not female human dog hybrids. Rather, the more plausible (and most likely correct) answer is that they want to fuck puppygirls, this has been a normie heterosexual male desire since anime has been invented.
Again, I know this is dumb, I’ve just been scratching my head all day

 

[Fulgur Manifestation]

Rule 19: The more you hate something, the stronger it gets.

Counterpoint and to say this isn't always the case: Amanda Todd and Rebecca Black. The SOPA/PIPA movement. The first had been hated too much IRL if I remember correctly, and committed suicide as a result. The second, I don't even hear anything about her even as people kept weened and a-logged her to no end over the internet.

The third stopped dead in its tracks. Until later it reincarnated in the form of the Block BEARD Act.

 

[nobodyworthwhile]

neko shota catboys.

Just me being pedantic: this is redundant wording. "Neko" already means "cat" and "shota" already means "boy" (presumably a prepubescent one), so "neko shota catboy" is basically saying "cat boy catboy."

Reminds me of the show Ninja Warrior, which always talked about the tournament taking place on "Mount Midoriyama"... when "yama" already means "mountain." So "Mount Green Mountain."

I would rather mount my C drive.

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This gives a whole new level of nightmare fuel to "The Brave Little Toaster."

 

[HET!]

Ok even I’ll admit this is retarded and petty and a sperg but it’s been in the back of my mind all day cause it’s just so— retarded.
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View attachment 102448This is such a stupid fucking theory and just another kiwi grasping at straws to accuse transgenders of literally every sin under the sun.
AGPs are straight men. Straight men want to fuck girls. So they become girls. Ok.
AGPs are zoophiles. Zoophiles want to fuck dogs. So they become… Humans? With inconsequential dog appendages?
It doesn’t check out.
If they wanted to fuck female dogs then they’d transition to be female dogs, not female human dog hybrids. Rather, the more plausible (and most likely correct) answer is that they want to fuck puppygirls, this has been a normie heterosexual male desire since anime has been invented.
Again, I know this is dumb, I’ve just been scratching my head all day

I was wondering how long it would be until some kiwi would go for gold in mental gymnastics in an attempt to explain how all the trans shit is connected to either the lolicon or furry shit.
Its interesting how these types love to point out that furries are out fucking animals on a regular basis, yet none of them can seem to name any beyond the two everyone knows about.