If you're THAT poor, dude... try living a life without so much online shit. You can download classic movies (none of which the broom will ever have the concentration span to enjoy), for free on Archive.org. I remember having to change the channel, to see what was on the other side, during ads, for the family (youngest of the household), eeee, when I wur a lad. He doesn't know he's born, soft bag o shite.
Let's see how he likes it, when people start bootlegging his merch, infringing his copyrights...