Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[Sneeder Griffin]

Just an hour away from Palatka, where I heard rumours he lived.

Palatka is in Florida's 6th congressional district though.

Florida's 4th district comprises of the following cities:
>The west side of Jacksonville
>Green Cove Springs
>Keystone Heights
>Orange Park
>Penney Farms
>Asbury Lake
>Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrance
>Fleming Island
>Lakebrook
>Middleberg
>Oakleaf Plantation
>Baldwin
>Fernandina Beach
>Calahan
>Hilliard
>Nassau Villiage-Ratliff
>Yulia

 

[Mace Dindu]

Kinda curious what it is about Cartman Josh finds so relatable, aside from him hating Jews and colored people

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

Jersh thinking Eric Cartman is a "relatable character" is the same energy that you see from retarded left-wingers that think the demons from Frieren are "misunderstood".

Anyone that has seen the anime Frieren will know that the demons from that show are emotionless sociopaths that only see human beings (and other mortals) as prey and they could care less about their prey being individuals. But you have midwit left-wingers that think the demons are "misunderstood" and think Frieren is "racist" even though the show makes it perfectly clear on why the demons are objectively evil and there is no trace of good in the demons to begin with.

You see the same thing with Jersh thinking Eric Cartman as the "Good Guy" when South Park makes it explicitly clear on why Eric Cartman is not a good person.

Jersh may like Eric Cartman because the character is racist and antisemitic but there are other objective reasons on why Cartman should be no one's role model. So let's list Cartman's horrible crimes that are canon in South Park:

Voyeurism and Revenge Porn:
One time Eric Cartman secretly watched Craig's mom undressing where he then processed to record her naked and then uploaded the revenge porn of Craig's mom to the Internet.

Kidnapping and False Imprisonment:
Eric Cartman kidnapped Butters and then locked him up in a bomb shelter by tricking Butters into thinking the world was going be struck by an asteroid so that Cartman can take his place to go to a fancy Mexican restaurant called Casa Bonita.

Rape:
Eric Cartman sucked Butters' penis when Butters was asleep so that he can take a photo of Butters in this compromising position to humiliate Butters later on.

Child Pornography:
Eric Cartman took sexually explicit photos of Butters in his sleep so that Cartman can use this to humiliate Butters in-front everyone in the classroom.

Enforced Suicide:
When Eric Cartman was in anger management, after his therapist called Cartman 'fat' in the attempt to get a rise of out the kid, Cartman impersonated his therapist on his phone by tricking the therapist's wife into thinking her husband was having an affair where she decided to commit suicide afterwards (the wife not realziing she was tricked to kill herself by a sociopathic kid) where the therapist looked at Cartman in horror and Cartman replies, "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"

Indirect Homicide and Forced Cannibalism:
Eric Cartman orchestrated the murder of Scott Tenorman's parents where afterwards Cartman tricked Scott Tenorman to eat his parents remains and Scott Tenorman to his horror wouldn't realize what happened until Cartman explained everything.

There's too much to list here but you can clearly see why Eric Cartman is not a good person by any strech of the imagination.

Is this someone you want to relate to or let alone be your role model? If Eric Cartman was a real life person then he would've been sentenced to life in prison or sentenced to capital punishment for his crimes. This really says a lot about Jersh mentally when he admits that he uniorncally idolizes Eric Cartman and sees the infamous South Park character as a role model for him.

Normal people don't laugh with Eric Cartman, normal people laugh at Eric Cartman because normal people know Cartman is a horrible person and it's hilarious to see Cartman's schemes backfire on him time and time again.

 

[Funny Watermelon]

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Kinda curious what it is about Cartman Josh finds so relatable, aside from him hating Jews and colored people

This especially pisses me off because he genuinely misses the point of the show.

No, josh. It's not that they "no longer write characters". That was always the joke, you stupid nigger. In the earliest south park commentary of the 90s you can clearly hear Matt and Trey admit Stan and Kyle are self inserts, just them as kids, and they're just taking the piss when writing them.

The south park thread is an absolute fucking shitshow. Because OH NOES, DADDY TRUMP IS BEING MADE FUN OF IN THE SHOW OMG SOUTH PARK WAS NEVER GOOD IT WAS ALWAYS IN DECLINE!!!!!!!!!! Reading that shitty thread is like reading an IGN review.

 

[thefrogninja]

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Josh reads the Metokur thread, cries about the people posting in it, then locks the thread. What is this guy's problem? Something he read must have triggered his ODD. What is the point of this censorship? You can't control what they are saying and you don't like that?

Josh seems fine with the Nick Rekieta, Dick Masterson, Vito Gesualdi, etc. threads being mindless hate threads filled with dozens of pages of nonsense. What makes Metokur so special?

 

[cosmic veteran]

The south park thread is an absolute fucking shitshow. Because OH NOES, DADDY TRUMP IS BEING MADE FUN OF IN THE SHOW OMG SOUTH PARK WAS NEVER GOOD IT WAS ALWAYS IN DECLINE!!!!!!!!!! Reading that shitty thread is like reading an IGN review.

the trump enslavement syndrome thread on kiwifarms surprisingly has in depth look at this shitshow

 

[Obscenity2022]

Kinda curious what it is about Cartman Josh finds so relatable, aside from him hating Jews and colored people

the single mom and not really having friends presumbly. i love how every single thing he said about kenny and the show peaking in 2002 is hilariously wrong. Matt and Trey brought Kenny back out of their own volition, and the creators admit to hating the first 100 episodes because of how obviously piss poor the writing and animation was back then.

if anything the "golden era" was season 7-14. You can tell how Josh is lying about his age with his south park hot take. the kenny dying stuff is sort of cringe looking back so unless you were seeing those episodes as they came out, you're not going to enjoy them. Like Josh is pretending he was born in 1996 now, so the blocklands stuff happened when he was 13, instead of being a proud 35 year old like he clearly is.

 

[youthfulshannel]

Null is TroonPosting again.

 

[cosmic veteran]

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Null is TroonPosting again.

this FUCKING NIGGER . he's now indirectly saying he wants gibs

 

[gantz]

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

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Null is TroonPosting again.

Doesn't Jersh currently benefit from the U.S. Post Office because he's currently debanked?

Last I heard, people send him checks in the mail to keep Kiwi Farms funded so he's clearly benefiting from the American federal government in this regard.

 

[Kiwismarms]

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Kinda curious what it is about Cartman Josh finds so relatable, aside from him hating Jews and colored people

He's a fucking retard. Trey and Matt have spoken about the characters at length. Matt is Jewish and grew up poor, so Kyle and Kenny are both drawn from Matt's experiences.
Trey said he likes/is usually the leader - and if you watch them both make the show, Trey is the workhorse and leader, which is why Stan is voiced and stylised on Trey.
For Cartman, Trey elaborates that he has often had money, was spoiled when younger and was a pudgy, fat, crybaby as a child.
They talk about it in loads of interviews and both wore a dress to the oscars in the year 2000 while high on acid.

There's no deeper mystery behind it other than Trey and Matt used all of their material, got old and the storylines of then being a kid didn't hit home as much.

Null is a fucking moron.

 

[youthfulshannel]

He's a fucking retard. Trey and Matt have spoken about the characters at length. Matt is Jewish and grew up poor

A poor Jew? That's funny, tell another.

 

[thefrogninja]

Josh barges into the lolcow Ethan Ralph thread to rant about incels.


Other users mock him for pretending to not be angry and depressed all the time using his own words against him.


Josh bans Sumptinsfuckery for alluding to Josh's Self-admitted love of pedophilic lolicon guro porn as an adult.

 

[Gore San]

Jersh thinking Eric Cartman is a "relatable character" is the same energy that you see from retarded left-wingers that think the demons from Frieren are "misunderstood".

Idk what the second thing is. But he finds Cartman relatable since in a way he sort of is, but only to Josh specifically and not normal people because... Well, it's Josh. He acts just like Cartman so he would find him relatable. The fact we've compared him to him before this makes it even funnier. They're basically the same.

 

[Kiwismarms]

That gave me a good laugh. Sick burns.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Josh barges into the lolcow Ethan Ralph thread to rant about incels.
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Other users mock him for pretending to not be angry and depressed all the time using his own words against him.
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Josh bans Sumptinsfuckery for alluding to Josh's Self-admitted love of pedophilic lolicon guro porn as an adult.
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I wonder if Null's taking medication, he can't be so happy just being back in America for him to start acting like this, unless he's lost a ton of weight and hasn't mentioned it.

 

[Obscenity2022]

I wonder if Null's taking medication, he can't be so happy just being back in America for him to start acting like this, unless he's lost a ton of weight and hasn't mentioned it.

i'm going girlfriend, his food arrangement was absurdly feminine, my problem with that is that he's not too happy. he's relatively angry considering how he's been banning people left and right

 

[thefrogninja]

Null made his latest gumroad cheese review public.

Cheese me up when September ends (September 24th, 2025)

This Friday will be the last stream of September, as the month comes to a close, and as such it is time for a cheese review. I enjoy doing these, and

madattheinternet.gumroad.com

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>unnatural, overworked tablescape>ugly candles with labels out like it's an ad
>sickeningly sweet vanilla marshmallow scent
>random microgreens
>hobby lobby ass fall decor
>unnecessary preserves in an espresso cup
>silver coin in the corner
>disgusting cheap wine in a normal drinking glass
>he thinks this is the pinnacle of sophistication and not outdated food styling
>antithesis of art
<i threw up in my mouth a little imagining the smell and sight of this btw
<onto the article
>"142 IQ" yet uses "very, very" as an adverb, writes at a 4th grade level maximum
>reviews manchego, a classic
>doesn't bother paring with membrillo or cava or a sherry or anything remotely spanish
>says it feels like mash potatoes
<kill me
>wants a grilled cheese like a fat child
>thinks cheddar cheese only exists to complement beef dishes (?)
>blames average joe for not demanding high quality products instead of attacking the real enemy
>lidl drip has to rip the block of cheddar out of his hands bc he lacks self control

0/10.

 

[ipreferpickles]

i'm going girlfriend, his food arrangement was absurdly feminine, my problem with that is that he's not too happy. he's relatively angry considering how he's been banning people left and right

I don't think that he got a girlfriend, unless he somehow managed to contact a woman in Florida from whatever Balkan country he was hiding in and got so attached to her he was willing to move back to America for her. He's also weirdly supportive of Trump, which I don't understand unless he's afraid that going against the sitting President will screw him over.