Metocuck was never an athlete and if his arrest file is to be believed he's a fat schlub.
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Gore San
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To be fair, going 90 in a 70 speed limit is pretty normal for most Americans. Seeing them more as suggestions than a hard limit. Metiocre is still a fat retard though. It's funny because being a varsity athlete is so impressive it's not worth lying about. I was never one and wouldn't care if someone was or not.
Jim/Metocuck is one of the most perpetually online creatures in existence. Of course he's going to be an amorphous blob of lard.
That's REALLY pushing it though.
10 more miles, MAYBE 15 on a freeway, and neither the cops nor the state troopers will so much as bat an eyelash, sure. Anything higher and you're practically asking for them to notice you.
idk if this is a state-by-state thing, but in my state, the majority of drivers actually wind up doing EXACTLY the speed limit, or LOWER, which is insane. idk when this started but there's been this big push about "slowing down", all because a few bad eggs decided to be retarded and blow a stop sign or a red light. At the same time, they've been giving pedestrians more freedom to just do whatever the hell they want on the streets, making driving an even bigger pain.
Lunar Magma
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No, it just doesn't jive with what I know about him. He's not a jock and I just wanted to know where the claim came from.
Sure. Most people are in shape in high school though by default. Unless you're one of those freaks that is already obese in their teens, which sadly is fairly common these days. But for Metokur that would be 25 years ago though, so I suppose anything is possible given that stretch of time. He's certainly not in good shape now, given his alleged medical conditions.
That is an obese man. Lol.
Metokur would’ve gone pro if it hadn’t been for his injury.
This is so cringe I lol’d when I read it.
This is so cringe I lol’d when I read it.
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Depends on the amount of traffic, if its mostly empty it's usually not really an issue. I'm simply pointing out that it's common even in high traffic.
I've seen cops go way over the speed limit without lights or sirens simply because no one will stop them. They break more laws than normal people because they can. While ignoring people going faster. It usually depends on if they need to fill a quota. Or seem to be drunk.
Reckless driving is an issue in many states even if there are exceptions in some areas. I'm not saying it's a good thing, it's just an unfortunate thing that should be pointed out. Not everyone who gets a driver's license deserves one.
Jazz_is_Immortal!
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What's with all of the seething about Metokur? He is irrelevant at this point. Granted the only time I care about him is when he streams and he has more energy than Ralph when he does. But he is always beaten to the punch by the Kino Casino with the stuff he covers.
Reason: Isn't there a Metokur board to bitch/praise Daddy Jim?
hitax
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>I got turned away from open air events. It makes me bloodthirsty just thinking of itHHH makes a good point, but Tough Guy Josh™ barges in with a non-sequitur fantasizing about killing people if he was ever "forced" to take the covid19 vaccine, which over 80% of Americans have taken at least one dose of.
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If the vaxx-tards and anti-vax-tards ever went to war, it would be an easy victory for the vaxx-tards.
C'mon Josh, we both know you never go outside.
Jazz_is_Immortal!
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The only time Josh goes outside is when he opens his windows.
Nektar Geist
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Please, explain the logic underlying this conclusion.
PPP is funny, and although joshy did send his flying monkeys after PPP (for being taller, slimmer, and generally more Chad), joshy needs all the friends he can get, so joshy has to accept, PPP > joshy.
Bro thinks he’s The Punisher
JewNiggerCock
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Why should he ? Kraut seems better these days but let's not pretend that he wasn't doing some gay fucking shit with discord back then.
Despite not receiving a court order (which he claims to require to remove content) Josh has removed the revenge porn of Destiny and several women. Josh notably ignored Destiny's own request (which also occurred via email) to remove the content on December 2025. Josh's game is easy to see if you aren't stupid. Play sympathetic with the victim (granting her request to remove the content) and paint Destiny (who previously requested the same content be removed) in as bad a light as possible.
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Kiwifarms user Lit Cigarette decimates Josh (and his poor taste in men) who can only reply with snark to give off the impression to his low-intelligence users that he isn't bothered. He converts back to an angsty 12 year-old and thinks someone telling him he thinks palling around with Ashton "PPP" Parks will soon be a bad idea means he's being told not to.Josh wrote love letter to his current best internet friend Ashton "PPP" Parks.
okay look, what you have to understand is that I am probably the longest running unironic fan of PPP. I think maybe 99% of people who know him just think he kind of spawned out of a gutter one day and started the Kino Casino with Andy Warski, but that's not the case. I don't think people even know PPP has a meaning: People's Populist Press.
Back when Ralph was actually really popular and raking in thousands of dollars off of YouTube, the atmosphere of the Internet was completely different. I could best describe the streamers between GamerGate and the end of the Trump admin as patchwork similar to the tiles of the floor of a mental institution. Locked in grout, respecting each others boundaries, not very interesting or transgressive.
But even in the hyper-censored days, there was an underground, and this was back when /cow/ was still a thing. What some people, notably Godwinson and then PPP, would do is just boot up streams and talk the maddest shit that has ever been talked. They'd use cheap webcams or their phone propped up against a wall, with the worst audio quality ever. Godwinson in particular had rules (styled after the Dogme 95, an informal set of avant garde cinematography rules) he called Kino Dogme 2007. Audio quality, video quality, and film style had to be on par with 2007 YouTube, which he called the peak of YouTube. Godwinson calling certain unintentionally artistic things "kino" is where PPP got the word.
They were also very anti-grifting. Back during GamerGate, Patreon and SuperChats were called "hipster welfare" and it was a mark of shame to have one. There's very famously a video of Metokur ridiculing someone for having a RedBubble selling things like clocks with their logo in it.
So those were the rules. GWS and the People's Populist Press followed the rules and the gambit was they were going to talk all the mad shit that the streamers in the organized, for-profit streaming patchwork would never do, less they risk the well-established hierarchy and their position in it. Matt Jarbo is a good example of what happens to someone who upsets the balance and gets dressed down by all the big boys.
GWS and PPP, having absolutely no financial incentives and no real audience, had no rules to play by. So they'd prop their phone up against a wall, open Google Hangouts, use that to stream to YouTube without using OBS (OBS was abominable to the Kino Dogme), and then just air out all the laundry about the then-untouchable Ethan Ralph.
Now normally a coked up angloid and a big fat guy streaming to an audience of 40 people (I was one of them) should not upset the guys making tens of thousands of dollars doing the easiest job ever created. But it did. Even though Ralph's audience was 6000+ people on a good day, the hundred or so anons on /cow/ sharing clips of GWS/PPP bullying Ralph drove him so up the wall he'd start arguing anonymously in his own defense.
They all did this btw. All those big boy streamers read /cow/ and would whiteknight themselves. I'm sure even Andy Warski did it too.
PPP's real gift as a performer is his background as a youth pastor. He has a classic American southern baptist style fire and brimstone way of casting condemnations on people. Even when he does it without religious context (though religious condemnations were way more common for him during this era) it is still very compelling.
This is also where Coach Redpill comes in. Despite Coach not even being relevant to anything I've mentioned, for some reason he loved /cow/, he loved shit talking streamers, and he had this enormous dating YouTube channel, but would still randomly post 3 minute videos of himself making fun of Ethan Ralph on /cow/. He really thought GWS and PPP were the coolest kids on the block and he coveted their approval.
Over the years, three big things change: (1) Metokur becomes a grifter, and by proxy whatever Metokur does is OK for everyone else to do because he is always the top dog in the hierarchy, (2) Godwinson had a falling out with PPP. Without Godwinson to preach the Dogme, PPP appears to have stopped caring about it, and (3) Mad at the Internet started and was the most successful podcast about Internet drama in da setur for a long time.
I believe that he looked at Metokur and said, "I can grift better than that", looked at Godwinson and said, "I don't need that anymore", and looked at me and said, "I can do that with more energy." So, being someone with approximately zero technical knowhow, he called up the most senior streamer he somehow stayed on good terms with and said "let's do a show I'm going to make you rich buddeh". That's my theory.
Early KC I really didn't like. It was, and still is, very loud. However, the biggest improvement is literally just that PPP will talk over Andy without mercy now. I saw it was successful but I didn't like it. I developed stockholm syndrome for KC after I started needing to do work after about 8pm and for some reason their timeslot would occupy 8pm to 4am which is exactly when I had shit to do.
You might notice by this point btw that I just refer to the Kino Casino as a whole by just saying PPP. I honestly do have a hard time saying nice things about Warski. We have had precisely one interaction before Kino Casino, and that was during the Tonkasaw Boxing Event. He had a really big chimpout with me on the air and started calling his boxing promoter a dumb whore and all sorts of other awful shit while I'm just going "Warski????" over and over again in disbelief. For some reason she didn't care at all and let him fight still. It's not that I don't like him on a personal level, I just don't really have anything to say about him.
I've never discussed this with PPP, but I think the reason he's kept with Warski is either out of a sense of loyalty, and/or (my current theory) is that Warski actually does a ton of show prep and genuinely does good work with the production that PPP doesn't think he can easily replace or do by himself. I don't mean operating OBS, I mean watching hours of footage, clipping stuff, paying attention to news vectors that people like me do not pay attention to, knowing basically everyone who has ever made appearances in the sektur off the top of his head. I think those kinds of things have immense intangible value.
so huge tl;dr but PPP has always been one of the most transgressive shit-stirrers in the sektur and what makes him really unique is that he did it for more than half a decade without taking a paycheck just because he thought people like Ralph and Rekieta were sinners who didn't deserve the bounties they had been given. his turn from anti-grifter to grifter was an honest to god "the city deserves a better class of criminal" situation.
Kino Casino
forgot to poost this one You know as dogshit as I think the Casino has been of late, it is endearing you are such an unironic stan of these two.kiwifarms.st
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Kiwi Pot Pie
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What's the lore on the penis in the car door? I did not know that incident.
Gore San
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I wish he would jump out of them. Hopefully from a high rise.
Gore San
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Still plenty of archives and screenshots so they can try and argue damage is still done.