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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
All the kvetching on the site about the CPS call to Ethan Klein is silly. If you believe a child is being harmed by their parents you should call CPS. This is what Josh himself tells his users. ā€œReport it to the police, just don’t post about.ā€ The only issue is that Josh arbitrarily call the CPS call on Ethan Klein a ā€œfalse reportā€ because the kids were not taken away.
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>Jersh

"Swatting is bad and you're gay for doing so."

>Also Jersh

"If you are going to swat someone, don't publicly admit it."

This reminds me of the time when Jersh called the law gay because he can't fully do what he wants to do to his victims knowing fully well he will face legal repercussions for doing so.

I'm sure Jersh would love to have fun swatting someone like Chris-Chan or Ethan Ralph for his own sadistic amusement but he only denounces swatting because of the optics and to save his own ass to avoid any legal trouble, not because he disagrees with it.
 
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Mama mia….
 
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I'm starting to feel like this is an excuse for Null to not get a job and not get asspats from random internet people. Andrew Dobson was able to drop off the internet, Null can to. He just doesn't want to get into a wage cage and be another angry online sperg people are free to laugh at and mock without the ability to send an army of simps after them and/or ban them, instead of King Janny of the Capital I internet.
Dobson was an artcow but he's in a much better position than Null. Dobson has baggage but has a bachelor of fine arts degree which shows some degree of intelligence. Even if Dobson is working as a wage cage job at Burger King or a supermarket, he can still do the art as a hobby and Burger King or whoever isn't going to think much of it.

Null on the other hand is a shut-in who is severely maladjusted and all he has is Kiwifarms to his name. Forget about him getting a job in the IT field. Working at a fast-food place? Nope, he won't do it. Manual labor? He is grossly overweight and I don't think he could hold up. A lot of potential employers check your social media and Null openly espousing white supremacy, and being anti-Semitic, Islamophobic. He is about in the same position as Chris Chan.
 
At least Chris-Chan managed to find gainful employment even if it was short-lived (like his time working at Wendy's and when he was trying to sell steak knifes on behalf of a pyramid scheme he was a part of for a short time). But at least Chris-Chan had jobs at some point in his life.

I don't think Jersh ever held a stable job in his life as far as I know.

I don't think Jersh ever worked for the likes of Google or IBM or let alone has a college degree of some kind in IT (Jersh is no MIT researcher that's for sure).

At least Chris-Chan went to college and graduated (granted CWC's degree is pretty worthless since now and days amateurs on the Internet can do a better job than what CWC was trained to do with his CAAD degree but nevertheless CWC has a degree to his name).

Jersh has nothing to his name. Should CWC's monthly tugboat ceases to exist for any reason and he is forced to get a job, CWC still has a higher chance of finding some form of gainful employment than Jersh.
 
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Josh has came up with a genius (terrible) idea for these 40 dollars a month paypigs.
  • Special flashy decorations, optional.
  • Access to a board for status reports, and
  • Once a month, you can feature any post on the site at your sole discretion for 24 hours. These posts will be distinguished from staff features both on the front page and the post itself. I will tinker with this to reduce limits up and down depending on how it's used or abused.
 
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Josh is babysitting his users and "unbroke" profile privacy after more than 10 years because Lidl Drip users have been slapfighting each other. This is not something that had to be done. What needed to be done long ago equal enforcement of the "no infighting" rule. Users like Lidl Drip have been getting away with it for too long.
I've also made some miscellaneous changes this week. These changes are designed to reduce infighting. There is a lot of very petty activity going on with senior users of the site and I don't appreciate it. A lot of people were concerned about the number of new users from 4chan, but I am spending much, much more time dealing with users who have been here for 5 years causing each other problems.
 
Josh promises to work on Sneedforo once he makes enough money.
Over the last few years, since our license was revoked by XenForo, I have wanted to rewrite the forum software. However, this is not happening, especially if we're not making money, and if we're going to make money on the site I might as well actually update the site. Once I'm happy with how the site's actually running I'll start spending more time in the rewrite.

This isn't going to happen. He hasn't bothered to work on Sneedforo in over 2 years. The site wasn't "making money" (according to him) back then too. The only thing that's changed from now and then is his desperation for cash.
 
Josh is babysitting his users and "unbroke" profile privacy after more than 10 years because Lidl Drip users have been slapfighting each other. This is not something that had to be done. What needed to be done long ago equal enforcement of the "no infighting" rule. Users like Lidl Drip have been getting away with it for too long.
They should get rid of enablers like trombonista while they are at it. I miss the "personal army request DENIED" memes that used to be common on KF.
 
Do you think Hardin is forcing him to do this crap?
What grift? At worst the Mountain Lawyer is enabling this sort of grifting. This is the tier membership marketing that you'd expect. It requires a shit load of coding that joshy isn't capable of, sooooooo... I mean... the guy is asking for personal cheques (the proper way of spelling it), which just reminds me of...
"Don't get me wrong (Gimme some money)
Try getting me right (Gimme some money)
Your face is ok
But your purse is too tight (Gimme some money)
I'm looking for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything".

I don't need to mention the stupidity of handing your dox (inc bank details) to a manchild and his recently hacked hugbox, do I?
the basketball player James Hardin?
Tim. The dead junky folk rocker.
 
Do you think Hardin is forcing him to do this crap?
Doubt Matt Hardin controls much about the site. If he were a competent lawyer then he'd tell Null that rebranding doxing to "phonebooking" will give zilch protection from liability. Either Hardin sucks at his job too or Null isn't paying attention to him.
 
On past posts, I mentioned the KF warchest was $160,000, even though everyone else including Moon kept saying $150,000. I found the archives where it was recorded at the end of the fundraiser and it was $159,588. Note that this number does not include cryptocurrency sent to Josh, so the real number was likely even higher. Also, Josh personally got the crypto and his site specified that the crypto was his alone and he could spend it on whatever he wanted. Lmao. So scams within scams.

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Josh has came up with a genius (terrible) idea for these 40 dollars a month paypigs.
My only hope for this latest Josh scam is that it sounds like more trouble than it's worth for the paypigs. For one, it's not convenient to use physical checks to bypass payment processors. For two, if you're not a USA user, you might not be able to do it. For three, the perks of being a superuser paypig are lame but undoubtedly some of these retards with too much money will want them. For four, I imagine since they are processing checks, that Josh will have the paypigs' names and addresses since he has their bank routing numbers. That should be a healthy fear as Josh is mercurial and turns on users on a dime all the time. Not to mention KF has been hacked several times. So paypigs should prepare to get doxed. Add all this together, his latest scheme should have a low retention rate. Yeah, he's gonna get some whale dumb-dumbs like Tetrabax who slips him $500 per stream, merely for showing up, even when the stream sucks. A sucker like that would jump at the opportunity to send Jewsh $40/month for some status perks. But normal users would be deterred by all the above.
Do you think Hardin is forcing him to do this crap?
Hardin is Josh's co-scammer. Partner-in-crime. It's why Hardin stopped Josh from wasting even more money on Viny Zhen in Australia. 'Cause that means less money for Hardin.
They should get rid of enablers like trombonista while they are at it. I miss the "personal army request DENIED" memes that used to be common on KF.
Tbh nearly every thread on the Farms is a personal army request. A group of people don't like someone so you write the thread and try to enlist others to join in on it. The trick is to try to make it funny to disguise your real intent. But if KF'ers don't like you attacking this person, the will call it unfunny. Like if you were a Rekieta alog during KickVic when he was grifting weeb-losers and 90% of KF'ers worshipped Rekieta's every breath nightly, they'd call it not funny. Now, when Josh is deeply invested in a personal feud with Rekieta, alogging Rekieta is funny. 😁
Doubt Matt Hardin controls much about the site. If he were a competent lawyer then he'd tell Null that rebranding doxing to "phonebooking" will give zilch protection from liability. Either Hardin sucks at his job too or Null isn't paying attention to him.
Sure on Kiwi Farms. Well, if you look at the Kiwi Farms fundraiser litigation site they set up for raising money for lawfare, Hardin's mark is all over it. He clearly wrote it or signed off on it. It reads like a lawyer covering all his bases and closing all loopholes so someone can't trip him up. I think one could make an argument that Josh embezzled money with this fundraiser. He pitched it on his MATI podcast as suing Epik for defamation. But then blew it all on defending Viny Zhen against Liz Fong Jones. When you raise money for X and spend it on Y, that is embezzlement. Then you add in the cryptocurrency, which only Josh had access to, and it looks worse. This was also pitched as being for the purpose of defending Kiwi Farms but went straight into Josh's pocket. No, I don't particularly care that Josh hired a lawyer to cover his bases and say "no refunds" and "crypto is for Josh to spend at his discretion." It's still a fucking scam.

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." - Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

As in, the names of things do not affect what they really are. Running a financial scam, and having a lawyer cover your ass using words, so you can't be sued, is still a scam. Just like "phonebooking" is still "doxing" and doesn't change just 'cause you rebranded it to something else.
 
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