TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
I'm reading through that debate thread about tariffs and the only thing I can really say is that holy fuck half of the Kiwis are even more retarded than Chris-Chan's understanding of economics as described in his Sonichu comics (somehow CWC has a better understanding about economics than half of the Kiwis).
I'm not going to sperg here about how Trump's retarded tariffs are going to inevitably fuck over Americans that even the super wealthy will be negatively affected (Spoiler Alert: Trump has no real plan, everyone is going to get fucked in the ass one way or another).
Instead what I will talk about how Jersh and the Kiwis will get royally fucked should an economic recession (or potentially an economic depression) happen soon due to the Trump Tariffs.
1. Kiwi Farms is heavily dependent on crypto donations. Kiwi Farms doesn't run ads while PayPal, Mastercard, and Visa have blacklisted Jersh so that he cannot make any IRL money directly. Jersh's revenue stream heavily depends on crypto donations from fellow Kiwis. If those Kiwis lose their jobs or money becomes more tight, those Kiwis that are donating crypto to him will focus more on their own survival (like buying groceries to not starve to death) over donating crypto to a fatass running a gossip website. Kiwi Farms is a luxury, not a necessity. The Kiwis will be forced to reevaluate their priorities where they will put their own survival first over Kiwi Farms during an economic catastrophe.
2. It's not just stocks and fiat currencies (like the U.S. Dollar) that are taking a hit, crypto is being negatively affected by this as well. Crypto has always been an unstable investment because most people still don't trust it and it's plagued with scams. Jersh could be a millionaire tomorrow with Bitcoin and then lose everything in one night. As the saying goes, never put your eggs in one basket. Some of the more well known cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin has taken a hit because Trump's tariffs are creating a lot of uncertainty right now. Jersh's Bitcoin is likely worth far less before Trump imposed the tariffs.
3. Kiwi Farms would be forced to shut down due to less people donating to KF. The likes of PayPal, Mastercard, and Visa will most likely still survive as they will ask for bailouts from various governments along with negotiating new deals with their business partners to stay afloat (even if a second Great Depression happens tomorrow, the payment processors and credit card companies are likely still not going to offer their services to Jersh); Kiwi Farms will have no choice but to close their doors because Jersh said it himself that he is blacklisted from participating in the world economy. An economic recession or an economic depression will bankrupt Kiwi Farms into oblivion, not save it.
I don't know why Jersh thinks the world economy coming down will save Kiwi Farms where most likely he and half the of the retarded Kiwis supporting Trump's retarded tariffs will get screwed in the end. They're not going to benefit from the tariffs where a good number of the Kiwis will likely lose their jobs and Jersh being forced to close KF for good when he can no longer afford to keep the website up and running anymore.
My God, even Chris-Chan is able to keep his house and his car despite him spending money on crap he doesn't need. I can't believe I'm saying this but even Chris-Chan manages his money better than the Kiwis and Jersh.
CWCville may be run by an autistic manchild and Sonichu where they operate government run soup hotels but at least the autistic manchild and Sonichu doesn't impose tariffs on their own neighbors that could bankrupt CWCville into the fucking ground.
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