You don't even sound like Ethan. I've watched a lot of his videos, Livestreams, read all of his tweets, listened to his podcasts and you sound nothing like him. Remember, these are the same people who thought I was ContraPoints posting about himself in his own KiwiFarms thread, when I sound nothing like Nyk. I think that, mainly due to the rule against cow-tipping but these people still having parasocial relationships with their chosen lolcows, some Kiwis are obsessed with the prospect of lolcows themselves logging into KiwiFarms to directly interact with their internet trolls in their threads, so they constantly look for signs that this is happening. Thus you get the confirmation bias with them misidentifying various users as incognito lolcows.
