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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
SFW porn!"Kiwifarms is a SFW site!"
Vingle
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It's a completely normal size. Most women do not like big dicks, because the vagina is quite shallow and big ones just hurts.
Kiwi farms goes down more than Muhammad goes down on his 7 year old nephews.
The joke of wifejak is that it was used to mock dumb shit women/girlfriends/wives do or say. It's since been co-opted by weird people (largely men without wives or girlfriends) who engage some kind of strange wife worship. Josh doesn't understand because he's been single for a long time and will likely never be married.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
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The only good thing that came from the meme is watching Nick Fuentes and the Groypers losing their shit over people mocking them for being incels because they refuse to get a girlfriend or let alone want to get married (Groypers don't want to walk the walk when it comes to doing any trad stuff).
When your online right-wing political movement is based around unironically seeing Eliot Rodger as a hero then you know that is a movement no one wants to join because truth be told, no one wants to die alone and why join a far-right movement that preaches "Having sex with women is gay"?
If anything, the Wifejak meme is at least further discrediting the Groypers because they can't stand seeing people in healthy relationships and they get nothing.
When your online right-wing political movement is based around unironically seeing Eliot Rodger as a hero then you know that is a movement no one wants to join because truth be told, no one wants to die alone and why join a far-right movement that preaches "Having sex with women is gay"?
If anything, the Wifejak meme is at least further discrediting the Groypers because they can't stand seeing people in healthy relationships and they get nothing.
youthful_ shannel
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When I read posts like this, it makes me so glad I don't know who Nick Fuentes is. Your post is well written, but the concept is confusing as fuck.
Edit - Is Groyper like, Grab Her By the Pussy, or am I also pornsick?
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
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Just to explain some context. Nick Fuentes is from a time when the Internet was seeing the Incel phenomena for the first time (the Beta Uprising, NiceGuyTM, and Eliot Rodger) where you saw a surge of men and boys on the Internet that wanted to find a significant other but were far too inept to attract anyone to get interested in them (often because they've lacked any self-awareness as to why women don't like them and their refusal to do any self-improvement that could increase their chances with attracting the opposite gender).
You'd think that a far-right movement would encourage white men to find a white woman to keep the white race alive but Nick Fuentes is telling them "This is gay" and don't get into a meaningful relationship because his grift revolves around scamming lonely men and boys on the Internet that still need to believe that it's society's fault and it's women's fault for why their lives are crap. Nick Fuentes needs lonely and impressionable people on the Internet to keep his scam going.
This is also further proving that Nick Fuentes is likely gay because he is very homophobic but he has an absurd hatred for women that it's clear he is in no way sexually or emotionally attached to women. In my experience, the biggest homophobes are also likely gay if they also show some extreme misogynistic views towards women because it's a way for the subconscious to tell other people "I'm insecure about my homosexuality and I'm not attracted to women" and Nick Fuentes fits that criteria pretty well.
The Groypers is a spin-off of the Alt-Right where after the Alt-Right went bust, many far-right extremists (both on the Internet and IRL) were left to pick up the pieces as the Alt-Right was becoming a sinking ship (especially after the disaster that was the Unite the Right rally back in 2018).
The biggest of these spin-off groups are the Groypers being lead by Nick Fuentes as he wanted to keep the spirit of the Alt-Right alive through a Zoomer perspective.
The Groypers believe everything that the Alt-Right used to preach at their peak but with an Incel twist. That's really the Gropyer movement in a nutshell.
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Regardless, "wifeguys" are super cringe. They are males who have been dominated instead of dominating.
In case there was any doubts that Josh choosing to host revenge pornography isn't about clicks and engagement.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
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I get the feeling Destiny is likely aware of what Jersh is doing. I'm no fan of Destiny (that guy is a trainwreck for a number of reasons, especially as he likes to see his wife getting plowed by different dudes) but Jersh is practically putting a 'Kick Me' sign on his back on the count that most of the U.S. states and territories have since criminalized Revenge Porn.
Jersh is just asking for it. Destiny is going to become aware that his private sex tapes are out there and it originated from Kiwi Farms, he's likely going to be contacting a lawyer, and he's likely notifying authorities that the biggest stalker site on the Internet his posting revenge porn featuring him. If this results in legal action, it will be the biggest fail being done by a far-right website owner since the time Andrew Anglin (the owner of the Daily Stormer) told his readers to harass a Jewish woman in Montana which resulted in him getting sued over call to action damages (Andrew Anglin lost the court case by default and he owes a lot of money to that woman now).
Jersh is just asking for it. Destiny is going to become aware that his private sex tapes are out there and it originated from Kiwi Farms, he's likely going to be contacting a lawyer, and he's likely notifying authorities that the biggest stalker site on the Internet his posting revenge porn featuring him. If this results in legal action, it will be the biggest fail being done by a far-right website owner since the time Andrew Anglin (the owner of the Daily Stormer) told his readers to harass a Jewish woman in Montana which resulted in him getting sued over call to action damages (Andrew Anglin lost the court case by default and he owes a lot of money to that woman now).
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youthful_ shannel
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I don't know why the Kiwis are so scandalized. If I had to vote for the internet personality least likely to suck a dick, I wouldn't have voted for Destiny. Maybe Dusty is getting off on what Josh is doing?
And isn't there an image of another man flirting with his former Hotwife as he sits pensively on a gamerchair?
"Come to my site! You can watch BJ videos all day whenever you want!"This is not the win he thinks it is.
youthful_ shannel
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While I appreciate this post, I hate all of this information.
There are only two genders here on OnionFarms, mOiDs (those who have wronged Null) and fOiDs (those who worship Null), anything else is an abomination.
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He also forgot to add the part where baked Alaska Nick Fuentes and various other alt right figureheads encouraged their followers too attend the Jan 6 riots. This is significant because in all likelihood Nick cooperated with the feds and turned in some of his followers as well as any personal information he had on the rest of them.
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Literally peddling porn smh
getting outmaneuvered by a libtard
Josh wrote this long message on Telegram:
TLDR - He fucked up. Expect another "upgrading the forum!" merch run.
The restore has been a nightmare, complicated by the fact I am mid-packing for my trip in December before I return to the US. The TL;DR is that the import is running and I think I've sorted out any issues preventing it from restoring this time.
The Kiwi Farms's raw backup file is over 60GiB of pure text. Trying to restore this under any conditions is a slow and painful process. Our situation is complicated manifold by having to run our own hardware which I am solely responsible for at approximately 6000 miles away.
At the beginning of the year, our original server died while being handled by remote hands. Somehow, the motherboard died. I've known people who've spent 20 years handling servers who have never seen a motherboard die. People refused to believe me when I said that was the actual problem.
We bought a new server off eBay and moved all the regular SATA SSDs over to it. These are very high capacity SSDs that are raided for extra redundancy, because if I need one video of Destiny gobbling cock, I need it four times. This highly resilient setup has a trade-off: much higher read speeds, much slower write speeds.
This server (which identifies its mainboard as the H12DSi-N6) came off eBay with two different sized M.2 SSDs (they are fast). We did not raid these because raiding NVMe actually slows it down. Instead, the smaller was made a boot drive, and the larger was made a MySQL drive. This worked great.
The MySQL drive melted within the first month, marking the latest victim of the Kiwi Farms hardware curse. There are years of history of drives failing spontaneously and I swear to fucking god it's not my fault.
In the emergency, I reimported the database then to the storage RAID. I made the decision that putting an intensive process on the boot drive was a bad idea. This worked OK for a while, but eventually I had to start putting in fixes to reduce I/O. Having a very read-optimized RAID sharing work with the write-heavy database caused problems. I also had to adjust the database to write less - the draw off being that if there's a crash, there's more data loss if you write less.
You can probably detect where this is going. Add in several thousand people trying to download a video of a goblin sucking dick along with a database already struggling to handle normal traffic, and you've got the potential energy for a disaster. A table locked up (the alerts table, which is millions of rows long) and in trying to get it to unlock the InnoDB structure completely collapsed.
After trying to fix it, I decided I would re-import it. This is not an easy decision to come to. The import is very, very slow because you're writing hundreds of millions of rows into a slow RAID. At a certain point, the import crashed. I became impatient and tried against to import, this time into the boot NVMe thinking it would be temporary until I can replace the NVMe I should have replaced months ago. Attempt #2 didn't work. The database is now so big it does not fit on that drive. Attempt #3 was attempting again to import on the slow raid. That didn't work. I fixed something and now we're on Attempt #4. Each of these attempts is at least two hours of time.
As it turns out, the motherboard has spaces for four M.2 slots, when I thought it had only two (one spare). I misremembered because it only came with two. I could have fixed this with zero downtime months ago but I never did, in part because I've never actually seen this server, and not knowing what I have is a huge detriment to being able to proactively solve problems.
I very much look forward to having a server in driving distance at some point in my near future, but even that has its own slew of problems because I have no idea how I'm going to move it to the east coast without 2 continuous days of downtime, and I really don't want to spend 4 to 5 figures on a new one just to avoid that.
Computers suck. Become an electrician or plumber. Do not become a computer person.
The Kiwi Farms's raw backup file is over 60GiB of pure text. Trying to restore this under any conditions is a slow and painful process. Our situation is complicated manifold by having to run our own hardware which I am solely responsible for at approximately 6000 miles away.
At the beginning of the year, our original server died while being handled by remote hands. Somehow, the motherboard died. I've known people who've spent 20 years handling servers who have never seen a motherboard die. People refused to believe me when I said that was the actual problem.
We bought a new server off eBay and moved all the regular SATA SSDs over to it. These are very high capacity SSDs that are raided for extra redundancy, because if I need one video of Destiny gobbling cock, I need it four times. This highly resilient setup has a trade-off: much higher read speeds, much slower write speeds.
This server (which identifies its mainboard as the H12DSi-N6) came off eBay with two different sized M.2 SSDs (they are fast). We did not raid these because raiding NVMe actually slows it down. Instead, the smaller was made a boot drive, and the larger was made a MySQL drive. This worked great.
The MySQL drive melted within the first month, marking the latest victim of the Kiwi Farms hardware curse. There are years of history of drives failing spontaneously and I swear to fucking god it's not my fault.
In the emergency, I reimported the database then to the storage RAID. I made the decision that putting an intensive process on the boot drive was a bad idea. This worked OK for a while, but eventually I had to start putting in fixes to reduce I/O. Having a very read-optimized RAID sharing work with the write-heavy database caused problems. I also had to adjust the database to write less - the draw off being that if there's a crash, there's more data loss if you write less.
You can probably detect where this is going. Add in several thousand people trying to download a video of a goblin sucking dick along with a database already struggling to handle normal traffic, and you've got the potential energy for a disaster. A table locked up (the alerts table, which is millions of rows long) and in trying to get it to unlock the InnoDB structure completely collapsed.
After trying to fix it, I decided I would re-import it. This is not an easy decision to come to. The import is very, very slow because you're writing hundreds of millions of rows into a slow RAID. At a certain point, the import crashed. I became impatient and tried against to import, this time into the boot NVMe thinking it would be temporary until I can replace the NVMe I should have replaced months ago. Attempt #2 didn't work. The database is now so big it does not fit on that drive. Attempt #3 was attempting again to import on the slow raid. That didn't work. I fixed something and now we're on Attempt #4. Each of these attempts is at least two hours of time.
As it turns out, the motherboard has spaces for four M.2 slots, when I thought it had only two (one spare). I misremembered because it only came with two. I could have fixed this with zero downtime months ago but I never did, in part because I've never actually seen this server, and not knowing what I have is a huge detriment to being able to proactively solve problems.
I very much look forward to having a server in driving distance at some point in my near future, but even that has its own slew of problems because I have no idea how I'm going to move it to the east coast without 2 continuous days of downtime, and I really don't want to spend 4 to 5 figures on a new one just to avoid that.
Computers suck. Become an electrician or plumber. Do not become a computer person.