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Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
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Chris was not trying to murder anyone. He went into the Gameplace with his mother by mistake where he was banned. He hid behind his mother and then made an ass out of himself when he took Michael Snyder's picture with a camera. He and his mother walked out and tried to drive out of the parking lot.

What Michael then tried to do was to run in front of the car and then run to the back to prevent them from leaving. Synder's intent was what you call a "citizen's arrest". Now in Virginia a citizen's arrest for a criminal act is legal but there are certain conditions. One of the requirements is that it has to be a felony. What Chris did with the camera incident was a misdemeanor, not a felony.

At any rate. the inevitable happened and Snyder was struck and knocked to the ground. Chris then called 911 on his cell phone and then drove off. He was arrested shortly after.
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I mean, blocking a mentally ill dude in a car tying to drive away is pretty much asking to get ran over or at least hit and knocked down. Just get the license plate and report it when they cops there. Putting himself in that situation is not only retarded but it makes it look like he was trying to bait them into hitting him since that's what people do for insurance fraud claims. They shouldn't have entered the store obviously but he definitely did a stupid.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
I mean, blocking a mentally ill dude in a car tying to drive away is pretty much asking to get ran over or at least hit and knocked down. Just get the license plate and report it when they cops there. Putting himself in that situation is not only retarded but it makes it look like he was trying to bait them into hitting him since that's what people do for insurance fraud claims. They shouldn't have entered the store obviously but he definitely did a stupid.
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I'm sorry that Snyder got knocked down with the car but I agree, it's best to let the police handle it, since they are trained to deal with situations such as this.
 
I think their in store freakout lowered his IQ enough to temporarily lose self preservation instincts.
 
Great news Josh.
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VAIDS Victim said:
Great news Josh.
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I took a look at that thread, and just from skimming it, it seems like the user just got buttblasted that someone in the server called them a nigger for even suggesting playing as a female. Not really newsworthy exactly, as people get assblasted by the word nigger all the time

However, can someone explain to me what UID, CKEY, and OOC are supposed to be? I've never touched SS13 in my life.
 
thefrogninja said:
Something strange is afoot. Recently some direct messages from Destiny (Steven Bonnell) were leaked. The messages portray him a bisexual sexual degenerate. Thing is, this isn't a shock to most people and everyone knows he is a sexual degenerate given his status as cuckold who was in an open relationship and defended it, and still defends, to the death. Destiny has talked openly about sucking dick. Josh decided to feature these messages likely because he's still angry that 2 years ago Destiny didn't clip out his little Ted Talk on his channel with Turkey Tom.

Now Ashton Parks and Andy Pirez/Warksi (hosts of the Kino Casino program) have had one of their paypigs Iron Wolf Spear expose a drug-fueled orgy in Las Vegas with black hookers which was fully funded by another paypig Metokur Masochist. As if this wasn't enough, it turns out this Metokur Masochist guy is married, defends lolicon, likes futanari (chicks with dicks) porn, and is also into tranny shit. Many fans of the Kino Casino program are rightfully angry and upset. For reasons unknown Josh doesn't consider this feature worthy despite being more revealing than Destiny's degeneracy. Josh has been completely silent on the matter over the past few days even though the Kino Casino thread has been popping off and is probably the most active thread on the site right now. Are we going to pretend that if Ralph was caught fucking black hookers in Vegas while pretending to be sober it wouldn't get featured? You know what Josh considers feature worthy? Ralph farting.
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Because we already know what it is, tranny Jocelyn doesn't want to feature KC stuff because anything featured would be something he hates.
 
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Kinoshit is still rattling around Commie Farms, and the broom's bonce.
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On the piracy bit... How would joshy feel about his gumroad content being ripped and uploaded for free viewing? Isn't this shit just for money laundering anyway?

Oh, and the broom still wants you to do his homework.
 
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