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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
But neither you or the other din are Chinky Chongs, so the broom won't fuck you.
What part of Findom don't you understand?
You can't find an example that wasn't ironic
You dickride Josh, stop playing. You only came to this forum so you could dickride your way back onto the other farms. Now you're just mad that you can't get close enough to grind on his broke dick anymore.
 
Reason: clarity
What part of Findom don't you understand?
Is this to me?
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"Herro joshy, you got my money? Not some of my money, but ARR my money"
You're only mad that you can't get close enough to grind on his broke dick anymore.
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Tol' yew. Simping for the pissminge, it's canceraids. Just ask the ex jannies from here... oh... you can't.
 
This is why you lot use the word "unironically", instead of "sincerely
Yes, I am aware that it's not a proper word but that's the beauty of a living language, you can be grammatically correct if you force the meme hard enough. Irregardless, it's funny to get a grammar lesson from our most incomprehensible user
You only came to this forum so you could dickride your way back onto the other farms
Yes, I did get to my Time 4 Guillotines account back after complaining here, which wasn't the goal but it also wasn't my first account on either site.
You dickride Josh, stop playing.
Not really. I've been incredibly critical and a-loggy towards him in the past and the scales continue to tip towards distaste for him. But I got the whining out of my system and got bored of the repetition. Saying it's boring as fuck to read "Josh Moon is fat/bad/gay" reworded and regurgitated ad nauseum isn't dick riding. If I admired him I would just say so, I share plenty about myself and certainly wouldn't shy away from stating my honest opinion because a 4/12 spergs on this site are gonna holler at me.
Don't ever make me sincerity post on this gay forum again, I feel dirty
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Is this to me?
Josh can't have sex with the Asian men, he just gets off on giving them money.
Yes, I did get to my Time 4 Guillotines account back after complaining here, which wasn't the goal but it also wasn't my first account on either site.
It was your Woodchipper account, and you were definitely crying out into the void for Daddy, but I feel like it was another mod who gave you the account back.
Josh Moon is fat/bad/gay
That's the spirit!
 
Yes, I am aware that it's not a proper word but that's the beauty of a living language, you can be grammatically correct if you force the meme hard enough. Irregardless, it's funny to get a grammar lesson from our most incomprehensible user

Yes, I did get to my Time 4 Guillotines account back after complaining here, which wasn't the goal but it also wasn't my first account on either site.

Not really. I've been incredibly critical and a-loggy towards him in the past and the scales continue to tip towards distaste for him. But I got the whining out of my system and got bored of the repetition. Saying it's boring as fuck to read "Josh Moon is fat/bad/gay" reworded and regurgitated ad nauseum isn't dick riding. If I admired him I would just say so, I share plenty about myself and certainly wouldn't shy away from stating my honest opinion because a 4/12 spergs on this site are gonna holler at me.
Don't ever make me sincerity post on this gay forum again, I feel dirty
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I know. You aren't the first to mention it. E-lame isn't the first to mention it (but she has). Funny, E-lame is actually Ing-Middle Class, but sounds like a troglodyte, and has the intellect of kelp. Me. My Dad used to save the dripping from the Sunday roast, then spread it on a piece of toast. Yet, it's bints like E-lame slidin' into my dms. I'm like David "TInker" Essex.

btw Cog isn't a plebby working class oik, like myself, and my Father before me, he's middle class, certainly by Blairite standards. And here's a list of "Working Class Heroes" of Bongland...

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Dude was in Maverick, dude.
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Couldn't act particularly well, was in some terrible films, and here he looks like Joe 90, but millions of birds wanted to sit on his face. And Alfie is a right cunt.
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If you are working class and can singer nigger blooze moozik, 90% of American women will fuck you.
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Sincerely, one of the greatest musos ever.
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Yanks can't get enough of bloke, they love him on the telly. This is him doin' a bit o' the Bard.
 
Josh Moon is fat, bad and gay.
And is a cack handed programmer.
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Try and put some effort into it, at least dude. I know you have the repertory of road kill, but still... You could at least steal a bit, like...

"joshy is soooo fat... he puts hollandaise sauce on an aspirin" I changed it, to make it more fitting the broom, originally it was mayo. Again, you're just so shit at this. Axiom was quite right about you.
 
Josh stares into the mirror knowing he will be lonely for the rest of his life.

He thinks to himself...that fucking autist Chris...he has succeeded...

Josh closes his eyes and remembers what Chris once said long ago...

"Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or Bella would have been better kissers than Judas Iscariot." - Chris Chan, July 4th, 2022
 
Something strange is afoot. Recently some direct messages from Destiny (Steven Bonnell) were leaked. The messages portray him a bisexual sexual degenerate. Thing is, this isn't a shock to most people and everyone knows he is a sexual degenerate given his status as cuckold who was in an open relationship and defended it, and still defends, to the death. Destiny has talked openly about sucking dick. Josh decided to feature these messages likely because he's still angry that 2 years ago Destiny didn't clip out his little Ted Talk on his channel with Turkey Tom.

Now Ashton Parks and Andy Pirez/Warksi (hosts of the Kino Casino program) have had one of their paypigs Iron Wolf Spear expose a drug-fueled orgy in Las Vegas with black hookers which was fully funded by another paypig Metokur Masochist. As if this wasn't enough, it turns out this Metokur Masochist guy is married, defends lolicon, likes futanari (chicks with dicks) porn, and is also into tranny shit. Many fans of the Kino Casino program are rightfully angry and upset. For reasons unknown Josh doesn't consider this feature worthy despite being more revealing than Destiny's degeneracy. Josh has been completely silent on the matter over the past few days even though the Kino Casino thread has been popping off and is probably the most active thread on the site right now. Are we going to pretend that if Ralph was caught fucking black hookers in Vegas while pretending to be sober it wouldn't get featured? You know what Josh considers feature worthy? Ralph farting.
 
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