If Null is supposedly such an exemplary traditional family man, why doesn't he parade his perfect nuclear family online for all to see so we can fact-check him on the trad-LARP?
Perhaps because... they don't actually exist?
Perhaps because... he never actually married his girlfriend because he fears Liz Fong Jones hiring a detective in Serbia/Romania/Whereverthefuck to look up his marriage records and using those to dox his girlfriend, if they ever formalized their bond and she became his wife?
Perhaps because... he never actually married his girlfriend because ..