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Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

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kiwifails said:
You ever heard of sargon of Applebee's
This is Josh displaying once again he has no self-realization
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i was just thinking this

Oh jeeze, can you imagine Null smugly chuckling and acting all high and mighty because he went to fucking court of all places.

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- "I went out and made a difference, what did YOU do today, faggot?"
 
I am bypassing ken censoring the niggеr word DM me to find out how if you can't figure it out.
 
Betelgeuse said:
You go to thrift stores or even better yet pawn shops and you buy the most quality one they have. And I don't mean the price tag, because if you can get a Brooks Brothers that costs $200 you're going to want to buy that one over the bullshit $300 off the rack piece of shit from the mall.
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Suits have been slim or Euro cut (ultra slim) for the last fifteen years. You can't add fabric to the legs or body to fit his fat ass. His chance of finding anything thrifting is only some fat old dude's suit from the 80s.
 
The Washington Ogre said:
Suits have been slim or Euro cut (ultra slim) for the last fifteen years. You can't add fabric to the legs or body to fit his fat ass. His chance of finding anything thrifting is only some fat old dude's suit from the 80s.
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When you're right you're right I didn't even think about that. He's going to have to go back vintage like 40 years.

I don't even know how much that'll run you but now you're in the territory where you might as well just get a bespoke suit made from scratch.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
Yeah, he needs to go to a tailor initially, only slim boys get to buy suits off the rack.
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I mean just thinking about his weird little pear-shaped dimensions he's going to have to shell out the money to get it bespoke from scratch. Have you ever seen a big and tall fat guy suit off the rack? It looks awful.

He'll even probably be at the point where he has to wear suspenders and a vest because of how fucking weird just suspenders would look on him. A belt is out of the question because it wouldn't keep his pants up.

I have the standard black one for funerals, I have a blue pinstripe for things like weddings and formal celebrations, and I have a white leisure suit that I wear sometimes where an open collar and rolled up sleeves are permitted, but I still need to dress up.

I have spent my fair share of time messing with suits and every large or even oddly shaped man that I've talked to has told me that it is a pain in the ass to get a good suit.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
I think American talc is carcinogenic.
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Only if it hasn't been purified well enough. In its natural form it sometimes has asbestos but those can be removed and then it's perfectly safe to use. It's just that some companies cheaped out.
ipreferpickles said:
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Null thinks transsexuals working in the tech industry are harassing him with anime sent through his inbox.
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He's basically admitting that he is successfully trolled by signing him up for mailing lists.
kiwifails said:
You ever heard of sargon of Applebee's
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I have a funny video about that but it's 8 mins long and it won't let me post it here.
 
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