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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
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WHY AREN'T PRIVATE COMPANIES FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO DO BUSINESS WITH JOSHUA CONNOR MOON?!??!
 
Nektar Geist said:
Ok, for all the awkward weirdos lurkers, I shall dispense some valuable advice, on male grooming. As for aftershave and shit like that. It really doesn't mean much without body power/talc.
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>using adult baby powder
>admitting to using it even ironically in a shitpost

ngmi.


kiwifails said:
L

(Chuckles smugly*)
we're going to save the West.

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I hate autistic retard shit like this. It completely ruins my suspension of disbelief when these sub-humans would sooner just reach for the discord banhammer instead of moralfagging about semantics for 5 minutes like they do here. You know, actual dialogue between two parties like human beings have to communicate. Not how things go with the internet fiefdoms of today with petty tyrants. They are more accurately depicted like the red queen of alice in wonderland. Where they just act autistic and compulsively sperg "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" like its a god damn accent.

This would be more accurately shown within 30 seconds. The newfag just shows up and they go "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" and ban them. Then they play dumb and wonder why there's never anyone around. THE END. Not any of this br*tbong semantic bullshit.
 
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VAIDS Victim said:
Only if it hasn't been purified well enough. In its natural form it sometimes has asbestos but those can be removed and then it's perfectly safe to use. It's just that some companies cheaped out.

He's basically admitting that he is successfully trolled by signing him up for mailing lists.

I have a funny video about that but it's 8 mins long and it won't let me post it here.
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Compress it
What's the name of the video maybe I can find it
 
Fedbuster said:
>using adult baby powder
>admitting to using it even ironically in a shitpost

ngmi.



I hate autistic retard shit like this. It completely ruins my suspension of disbelief when these sub-humans would sooner just reach for the discord banhammer instead of moralfagging about semantics for 5 minutes like they do here. You know, actual dialogue between two parties like human beings have to communicate. Not how things go with the internet fiefdoms of today with petty tyrants. They are more accurately depicted like the red queen of alice in wonderland. Where they just act autistic and compulsively sperg "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" like its a god damn accent.

This would be more accurately shown within 30 seconds. The newfag just shows up and they go "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" and ban them. Then they play dumb and wonder why there's never anyone around. THE END. Not any of this br*tbong semantic bullshit.
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Nigga calm down and have a Snickers
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Fedbuster said:
>using adult baby powder
>admitting to using it even ironically in a shitpost

ngmi.
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Bongland is a damp, cold and dark country, so bongoblins need talc, it doesn't have the same connotations there. I feel like talc in the US is only for the Louisiana fancy men, in white suits and broken french, but in the UK hard working miner men wore talc.

kiwifails said:
I don't know If the make it short and fat.
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I think we grossly overestimate Nulls height here on Onion Farms and I will not stand for it for one moment longer. The going assumption seems to be 5'6", but in one of those photo he is standing NECK AND NECK with some Asians and it is giving me definite 5'2" vibes.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
Bongland is a damp, cold and dark country, so bongoblins need talc, it doesn't have the same connotations there. I feel like talc in the US is only for the Louisiana fancy men, in white suits and broken french, but in the UK hard working miner men wore talc.


I think we grossly overestimate Nulls height here on Onion Farms and I will not stand for it for one moment longer. The going assumption seems to be 5'6", but in one of those photo he is standing NECK AND NECK with some Asians and it is giving me definite 5'2" vibes.
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I'd be shocked if he wasn't shorter than the gunt and probably fatter than Ethan
 
youthful_ shannel said:
Bongland is a damp, cold and dark country
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You're talking about the Norf. I'm surprised that using talc/body powder (not actually the same thing) is such a controversial stance. I guess that smelling nice to women... that must be that faggy gay shit, right?
kiwifails said:
I'd be shocked if he wasn't shorter than the gunt and probably fatter than Ethan
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Certainly fatter, ever since Gunt has started drinking Mexican water.
youthful_ shannel said:
How short is the Gunt? I feel like he's an inch taller than gunt... and not nearly as virile.
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And consider all the booze n pills n trash burgers the gunt has consumed... and his fathered (in a strictly technical sense) two kids... that we/he knows of.
kiwifails said:
So let's say is 5'6 well into manlet territory.
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Ironic. If you go back to the 40s, that was typical height for male actors (check it out, the "greats", none of them over 5 8.) Still, I'm over half a foot taller than that. I could easily bully joshy IRL, like most people here. In fact, if you consider the fact, the broom has the same personality as Nick "The Knerf" Effluenes, he probably gets the same shitty service, y'know, incorrect orders, poorly cooked, with unordered "special sauce".

btw, isn't there a photo of joshy with other people (Hotwheels was there(?), you can roughly work out the brooms height from that photo.
 
Nektar Geist said:
You're talking about the Norf. I'm surprised that using talc/body powder (not actually the same thing) is such a controversial stance. I guess that smelling nice to women... that must be that faggy gay shit, right?
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I use talc powder the kind for men keeps my balls dry. I have to get a imported from Europe though as its banned in America cornstarch just ain't doing it.
Nektar Geist said:
Certainly fatter, ever since Gunt has started drinking Mexican water.
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Yeah the gunt has lost some weight a steady diet of Mexican water and dysentery will do that.
Nektar Geist said:
And consider all the booze n pills n trash burgers the gunt has consumed... and his fathered (in a strictly technical sense) two kids... that we/he knows of.
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This is true he is a rather virile individual
Nektar Geist said:
Ironic. If you go back to the 40s, that was typical height for male actors (check it out, the "greats", none of them over 5 8.) Still, I'm over half a foot taller than that. I could easily bully joshy IRL
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It's not hard to bully a tubby little cry bully like him.
Nektar Geist said:
, like most people here. In fact, if you consider the fact, the broom has the same personality as Nick "The Knerf" Effluenes, he probably gets the same shitty service, y'know, incorrect orders, poorly cooked, with unordered "special sauce".
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Yeah people used to be a lot shorter but the average height for a male now is 5'10 anything shorter than that you're a pygmy.
Nektar Geist said:
btw, isn't there a photo of joshy with other people (Hotwheels was there(?), you can roughly work out the brooms height from that photo.
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As far as I know he's been quoted Josh has been quoted as being a little over 55
 
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