You can use software and edit it accordingly. Like this ebonics translator. I just type this in:I do not see Null having the social grace to able to pretend to be another person entirely.
"Hello, my friend! How are you doing today?"
And it spits out:
"Yo! Hello, like,
Hooray! Now I sound like a nigger.
For women, it has been joked about here:
Realistically, you would need an app whose AI takes a logical A to Z form of discourse and remove the cause and effect from it.
You just say stuff with the intent to push buttons but never arrive at the solution or even address why the problem even exists.
Basically this:

There, now you can speak like Lidl.
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