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Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
EDit: SHieeet didnt notice that Ipreferpickles already posted. sry.
Null has once again woken up angry. Not sharing your bank details is just like a jewish trick man. Send Josh all your bank details *wink* *wink*
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Oho? You dare question Jorschuas sound financial advice?
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Oh...
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Joosh's new Gumroad content is out and apparently it's about India because Joosh is so twitter brained that he cannot think in terms outside of [current meme]. Just a guess but he probably says "DO NOT REDEEM SAHR" for 2-3 hours complains a bit and calls it a night. All of his gumroad streams lately have been extremely low effort and he seems to barely want to do it just making a single sentence post when he could feature. Heck it's "HIS FUCKING SITE" he could even make a separate feature section for the latest gumroad content not to mention updates on legal and fundraising stuff. Not to derail my own post here but stuff about fundraising or site issues are almost never featured past the initial beg for money or when the initial problem arises. Josh has gotta be one of the least transparent site owners I've ever seen.
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Guy gets neg rated and called an indian but he has a point. Isn't lolcow countries something the Kiwis were making fun of Onion Farms for having? But that's besides the point. Josh as a supposed lore master of lolcow content should be able to effortlessly come up with a fresh interesting cow or even a forgotten old lolcow gem which could be a comfy stream. And yet he does very weird, low effort, uninteresting streams which aren't even about lolcows.

The whole TERF invasion angle always had me wondering because it wasn't like the TERFs just wanted lady utopia they seemed to just actively hate any user who wasn't a Josh dickrider fully or even just users that liked things that Josh doesn't. Now Josh is arguing that DSP isn't a lolcow and getting deep in the weeds about what he does and doesn't want on his site and it made me realize......

JOSH DOESN'T LIKE LOLCOWS ANYMORE

Sure Josh might like to make fun of cows he has a personal issue or dislike for but if he does not immediately see the person as a cow which after years of beefing with people like Ralph means the person must be a full out horrorshow plus personally after Josh to boot. Even cows like Kino Casino or Boss Man Jack who Null likes aren't even treated like cows.

He's just trying to make the site into everything he likes and nothing he doesn't cause secretly he really resents the site for making him break ties with Dick Masterson and Nick Rekieta. How did KF do that? Well they made Josh confront the fact that his E-daddies weren't perfect people and being that Josh is a little fetal alcohol BPD mongoloid he can only hate or love a person there is no inbetween.
 
Gargamel said:
That's because he's failed to maintain his status as King Farmer, ie. he's no longer the center of attention. As a narcissist, this frustrates him greatly.
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Yeah it was a little tough for me to figure out cause Josh started banning some people I thought he really wouldn't but he no longer wants anyone on the site who can tell him anything. He doesn't want anyone tech savvy enough to question his site decisions, he doesn't want anyone with more lolcow lore than him [which is damn near the whole site], he doesn't want anyone with more life experience [again damn near the whole site].

He wants a bunch of edgy 15 year olds with a bunch of weird older people with abandonment issues as mods. He will never not be insecure about people doing better than him which is why he needs to protect his inner circle so had because they are all emotionally wrecked. If you wonder why Josh really likes some of these people who have been around for a decade and cause him problems but are also complete basket cases it's because they are probably having emotional break downs to him in DMs and on discord and he enjoys the control this gives him.
 
Keeping the easily emotionally manipulated around is just what null does.
 
Wew now this is interesting on the Tuesday edition of MATI last week Josh describes that Matthew Hardin his lawyer was almost the lead prosecuting attorney during the Chris Chan case but failed to be re-elected which presumably lead to a mental breakdown because as Null describes he became a "drifter living in a camper van".

Several things:
A. Hardin is not the accomplished and competent lawyer Null is representing him as and he has clearly recently left his practice and home due to mental illness
B. Why was Null in contact with the would-be prosecuting attorney for the chris-chan case and is this the genesis of their relationship?
Starts at about 41:30 if the timestamp fucks up
 
KampungBoy said:
A. Hardin is not the accomplished and competent lawyer Null is representing him as and he has clearly recently left his practice and home due to mental illness
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Because of course no lawyer who is worth a damn would touch @Null, he had to invent one.
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B. Why was Null in contact with the would-be prosecuting attorney for the chris-chan case and is this the genesis of their relationship?
Starts at about 41:30 if the timestamp fucks up
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NO COW TIPPING!
 
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I'm having a brief lol at joshy's wish that he blown the slush fund on a beano to Vegas. Doesn't strike me as the "Bright Light City (gonna set my soul...)" type. 100% legal expenses... does that include monies spent on the Zhen fine?

Y'know... all it takes is the broom posting the bill Hardin sent him, right? Maybe Hardin's busy, maybe his law office/Campervan got clamped.
 
Nektar Geist said:
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I'm having a brief lol at joshy's wish that he blown the slush fund on a beano to Vegas. Doesn't strike me as the "Bright Light City (gonna set my soul...)" type. 100% legal expenses... does that include monies spent on the Zhen fine?

Y'know... all it takes is the broom posting the bill Hardin sent him, right? Maybe Hardin's busy, maybe his law office/Campervan got clamped.
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Previously I've made a few comments about how @Null likely stands on legally solid ground because of Hardin's involvement. I had assumed that Hardin was actually a prestigious lawyer with an axe to grind and not a loony toon. My bad.

This "in a van down by the river" with mental problems development pretty much destroys that theory. Way to completely blow what little legitimacy your griftraiser might've had, @Null.
 
KampungBoy said:
Whoa wait when was it confirmed that Null left europe? Remember at the start of this month Null was claiming to be stuck in an airbnb in a foreign country what does Fatta Whoria know that we don't?
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I assumed he was back in Americ around the time he started asking kiwis for help with guns. I believe Moon is too much of a pussy to buy guns on the black market and european countries normally have very strict gun laws so it would be hard for him to legally obtain a one; especially as a non citizen.
 
Gargamel said:
Way to completely blow what little legitimacy your griftraiser might've had, @Null.
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Yeah I wouldn't have mentioned that

It even brings questions like is Hardin a disgraced alcoholic retard who is desperately using the KF to rehabilitate his own terrible image? Terrible plan I know but maybe noone else would hire him.

Also brings new light to the aborted supreme court stuff null was going for which I always thought was wildly ambitious and foolhardy. Was Hardin egging him on to do this hoping a big win would put his name back in the news in a positive light? This is all getting very sus.
 
KampungBoy said:
It even brings questions like is Hardin a disgraced alcoholic retard who is desperately using the KF to rehabilitate his own terrible image? Terrible plan I know but maybe noone else would hire him.
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I mean, bar membership is basically the lawyer equivalent to holding a journeyman card. You aren't stuck working for somebody to make money.
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Also brings new light to the aborted supreme court stuff null was going for which I always thought was wildly ambitious and foolhardy. Was Hardin egging him on to do this hoping a big win would put his name back in the news in a positive light? This is all getting very sus.
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