In other words, the narcissist is never wrong. It's always someone else's fault in the Führer's mind.
He could stop being a butthurt bitchboy and unban people who didn't deserve bans, perhaps even invite the back to the site personally, but no, he demands that anyone who wants back in will beg him for mercy.
There is no way he'd ever make the smart choice and give in to Greer to avoid legal liability or thousands of wasted dollars (other peoples' dollars, mind you).
I believe he's saying that his DNS resolution is all jacked up, his service provider(s) are shit, and he has to pay money to one of them in order to fix the problem.