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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Josh had a segment yesterday on his show about all the guns he's going to buy to defend his house when he gets back to America. My god, it was larpy. The guy was talking about buying level 4 bodyarmor, a 9mm handgun, a shotgun, a 556 (AR15), ammo that can pierce body armor, a .50 cal sniper rifle (LMAO), grenades, suppressors, RPG's, and enough ammo to have a gunfight where one is spending thousands of bullets.
thefrogninja said:
Josh should buy the body armor and sentry guns because he'd look like an even bigger fat fuck larper than Steven Seagal.
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I guess he imagines himself holed up in his house for 2 hours taking cover like he's in Gears of War while trading potshots with trannies breaching his property. He wants cameras all over his house and an alarm system telling him when someone is approaching. A .50 sniper rifle can pierce concrete, metal, and body armor. It is complete overkill for defending your house.

Josh, before you start buying every larp gun you can get your hands on like you're playing Call of Duty, maybe lose some weight and do some pushups so you can have the basic strength to hold a shotgun out in front of you before you arms get tired. Let alone be able to absorb the impact from a shotgun kickback or the strongest assault rifle. LMAO.


Also, this is going to put him on increased government surveilance when he's buying all these guns like he's about to commit a mass shooting and banned from bank processors. Also, this payment processor stuff he cried about for years is all bullshit as he's getting several $300 donations every stream. So he does have some sort of banking and payment processing. It was all just another grift.
 
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Blocklands Boihole said:
Nothing like broadcasting that you're looking for a fight with specific groups of people and stocking up on elephant killing bullets so the family of the transwoman who goes up to his house unarmed and gets their ribs blown out can have an ultra speedy and successful civil trial right after the criminal one.
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Well that's chronically online josh TYPE-PZA for you
 
thefrogninja said:
Also, this is going to put him on increased government surveilance when he's buying all these guns like he's about to commit a mass shooting and banned from bank processors. Also, this payment processor stuff he cried about for years is all bullshit as he's getting several $300 donations every stream. So he does have banking and payment processing. It was all just another grift.
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It's attention whoring because he didn't get enough attention from mommy since she was always out looking for loser men to fuck. Everyone he a-logs was someone he initially sucked up to who stopped paying attention to his whinging-Masterson, CRP, Mekotur, Rekieta, etc. He's malding because his freeze peach act didn't endear him to the ACLU and EFF so now he's courting the crunchy lesbos and BPD whores of Ovarit. He might get a rifle or pistol and mistake someone for an imaginary stalker while tweaking and it will just be another opportunity for him to grift while claiming everyone is out to get him, which is typical of schizo attention whores.

Null stared at the lolcows too long and the lolcows stared back. Null is the lolcow now, all 300 pounds of him.
 
thefrogninja said:
Also, this payment processor stuff he cried about for years is all bullshit as he's getting several $300 donations every stream. So he does have some sort of banking and payment processing. It was all just another grift.
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No, the debanking is real. I got banned from Cash App within seconds of trying to donate to him. Account was 7 years old and customer service absolutely refused to make any sort of statement. I know he was considering using FedNow (Federal Reserve's answer to PayPal) so maybe that's a thing for him now or he acquired a foreign account or has the super berries cashed out to someone else's name.

But yes, Josh is a fucking idiot to be blabbering about guns. Not much point in having an arsenal when you only have two (weak) arms.
I hope the trannies just terrorize him with drones. The photos of him being very fat and paranoid would be better than trying to harm him or his property
 
thefrogninja said:
I guess he imagines himself holed up in his house for 2 hours taking cover like he's in Gears of War while trading potshots with trannies breaching his property. He wants cameras all over his house and an alarm system telling him when someone is approaching. A .50 sniper rifle can pierce concrete, metal, and body armor. It is complete overkill for defending your house.
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Nektar Geist said:
How much of the 400k+ was paid off by the Commie Farms...?
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Wild speculation here but null has always complained in the background about money and the farms not paying for itself, but it was much less intense than recently. Maybe he had to dip into his buttcoin stash to pay his gaysians's legal bill and it's left him short?
 
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