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Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
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Null says he wants to mount sentry guns on his new house in the US and admits he's too fat to wear the combat gear he wants.
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BallsMcLongDong starts getting thirsty at the idea of a "swole Josh" and geckogoy advises Null to try and join a militia to get into shape.
 
polonium said:
Didn't you hear? Joshua is a smart boy and everything he knows is self taught. That's why he can put on his combat gear in one second, and how he codes so well that his chat client uses 12 GB of RAM per client and got buttfucked by cross-site scripting attacks.

He definitely doesn't want the IT thread so that he can use it to ask embarassing entry-level questions without being laughed out of town
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Come again?
That was ears being clogged by brilliant music, not cheese or pepperoni fingers being stuffed into my mouth. I don't recall any of these being an option for Josh
 
ipreferpickles said:
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Null says he wants to mount sentry guns on his new house in the US and admits he's too fat to wear the combat gear he wants.
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BallsMcLongDong starts getting thirsty at the idea of a "swole Josh" and geckogoy advises Null to try and join a militia to get into shape.
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PFFFTTTT...that nigga ain't lasting a minute, let alone a SECOND in the militia, you actually have to be BUILT for that kind of shit, he's not built for that shit
 
ipreferpickles said:
Null continues discussing his desire to defend himself from Antifa, wishes the threads that discuss the things most important to him (IT, Crypto and Guns) were bigger and says he wants a night vision helmet.
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It's a gossip site Null you retard, the only people showing up for that are /biz/ /g/ and /k/ and it's been made obvious you hate the whiff of anyone near /pol/. Since Salon has their arm all the way up your butt.
 
R9KS said:
It's a gossip site Null you retard, the only people showing up for that are /biz/ /g/ and /k/ and it's been made obvious you hate the whiff of anyone near /pol/. Since Salon has their arm all the way up your butt.
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To be fair, a tranny did turn up to his door once. Greta the Trans Lifeline tranny, my recollection is there was a weapon involved but I think it was either a crossbow or a combat knife, something memey and dumb.

Once he saw who was there, josh decided he needed to do a poo-poo and bravely stayed in the toilet to drop his guts while his mother answered the door. Obviously he was trying to squeeze out that extra pound or two to slip his combat armour on in record time
 
Besides unhinged trannies and zoomers looking to get some tough guy clout, I seriously doubt Josh needs the combat armor and sentry guns.

Just get a good fence, a shotgun, and a security system like every other white person ffs. Maybe a scary dog for the fenced in yard, too, if you can stand dogs idek man it's not that hard.

ETA: Maybe also consider keeping your nose clean by not hosting csam and zoosadist vids.
 
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Blocklands Boihole said:
Nah, what I said is once Null's enemies figure out where he lives what's probably going to happen is them making empty threats and not acting on them but it will drive him into a paranoid rage anyway. He's going to be living in a secluded hovel in the middle of nowhere Florida getting more withdrawn and crazy by the day, he's already talking about doing Dale Gribble shit like buying a plate carrier and night vision goggles. This has the makings of a dark comedy where he winds up killing a loose dog or a guy being called out to check the gas lines. He also claimed he's trained for 20 hours at a gun range which is cap, before he left the country he didn't have friends or family to go with him.
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*null shoots random worker or a random child playing in the street*
*gets his windows and door smashed up by the police and atf*
"the trannies made me do it. Free speech, 2nd amendment, they were on my private property"
 
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