Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

[Jane Doe 1]

The weirdest part of any engagement with any of you is how neurotically and awkwardly you try to insert yourselves into peoples' lives, to the point where if they obviously don't like you then you just ramp up doing bizarre creepy shit like using their names or asking them unwanted questions. Everyone on KF is exactly like this, and they all must be the most bitterly lonely people on the planet. Your social lives are blatantly more similar to Joshua than you'd want to let on, but you can't help yourselves.

And you didn't answer my question Ashley.

 

[Noghoul]

The weirdest part of any engagement with any of you is how neurotically and awkwardly you try to insert yourselves into peoples' lives, to the point where if they obviously don't like you then you just ramp up doing bizarre creepy shit like using their names or asking them unwanted questions. Everyone on KF is exactly like this, and they all must be the most bitterly lonely people on the planet. Your social lives are blatantly more similar to Joshua than you'd want to let on, but you can't help yourselves.

Ashley, you project more than the old man in Cinema Paradiso

 

[Jane Doe 1]

You're seriously like a tick if the tick had never had sex before.

And you're seriously an elephant sized schizo who keeps trying to find the right sock.

 

[GoodbyeEricaRae]

@blurpche Serious question: why do you keep coming here? I know the real answer is "autism" but I'd like to hear your reasoning

 

[Noghoul]

LOL autism! That joke will never stop being funny. Ten years now and calling everyone who doesn't like you autistic is still the funniest shit ever! How is your life different from Josh's again?

@blurpche Serious question: why do you keep coming here? I know the real answer is "autism" but I'd like to hear your reasoning

you do the exact same thing

 

[Jane Doe 1]

Hey are you seriously like 60 years old

Kill yourself my man

Don't write to @Sailfish like this, he's probably the only guy who likes you here.

 

[GoodbyeEricaRae]

How is your life different from Josh's again?

I only have autism while he suffers from ADHD, severe depression, probably borderline disorder as well. Come to think of it, you two have a very similar set of conditions

 

[Jane Doe 1]

I only have autism while he suffers from ADHD, severe depression, probably borderline disorder, obesity as well. Come to think of it, you two have a very similar set of conditions

Added one more thing.

 

[Noghoul]

JOSH IS FAT, LOL! JUST LIKE ASHLEY, BIG IF TRUE

 

[Jane Doe 1]

No I don't. I think using that term to deride people is child-like and if I've ever used it here it was to mock your uncreative and under-socialized overuse of it.

So you're basically stating that it is okay to use.

 

[GoodbyeEricaRae]

No I don't. I think using that term to deride people is child-like and if I've ever used it here it was to mock your uncreative and under-socialized overuse of it.

That's cool and all, but I'd still like to know why you keep coming. You clearly hate this place and everyone in it. So why are you here, Ashleigh? Just to suffer?

 

[Jane Doe 1]

That's cool and all, but I'd still like to know why you keep coming. You clearly hate this place and everyone in it. So why are you here, Ashleigh? Just to suffer?

It's a one-woman crusade to eat every lolcow site on the internet with only lolcow.farm being left.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

Let me just accept this haughty little analysis from some freakshow who was so toxic he got banned revenge porn forum and has been whining here ever since. Do any of you have any variation in personality or behavior at all? Every interaction I've ever had with anyone from KF they always betray how huffy and invested they are in a fucking anonymous internet forum and then try to roleplay as a psychiatrist or father figure. Maybe you should actually go fuck someone or have kids if you want that kind of authority anyone would respect.

She's says with internet psychiatry.

 

[Noghoul]

Excuse me miss, my dick is wholesomely moistured by a small layer of sweat, smegma and dry pre-cum

 

[GoodbyeEricaRae]

Let me just accept this haughty little analysis from some freakshow who was so toxic he got banned revenge porn forum and has been whining here ever since. Do any of you have any variation in personality or behavior at all? Every interaction I've ever had with anyone from KF they always betray how huffy and invested they are in a fucking anonymous internet forum and then try to roleplay as a psychiatrist or father figure. Maybe you should actually go fuck someone or have kids if you want that kind of authority anyone would respect.

1. I was never banned from the Kiwi Farms
2. I have no desire for authority over anyone
3. You still haven't answered my question

 

[Jane Doe 1]

1. I was never banned from the Kiwi Farms
2. I have no desire for authority over anyone
3. You still haven't answered my question

@Ronald Rump wasn't banned. @SSF2T Old User wasn't banned. I wasn't banned (not yet anyways.)

 

[Noghoul]

Because you're a bunch of pussies and lapdogs, that's why you aren't banned

 

[Jane Doe 1]

Because you're a bunch of pussies and lapdogs, that's why you aren't banned

Oh yeah? I'm going to post my Manifesto and see how you'll like it.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

How much do you really know?

Both run lolcow fourms.

That's my most shocking revelation.

 

[Noghoul]

Oh yeah? I'm going to post my Manifesto and see how you'll like it.

Are you gonna make us faggots put our money where our mouths are?
Are you gonna go to jail but send us to the morgue?

Huge if factual.