Because as much as he claims to be a "tech expert" he would rather have other people do it for him. It's why he has "professionals" handle his server because he's at the point where he''s just given up and will only handle the easy shit, and even then he fucks that up.1. So why can't Jersh just use a custom privacy-friendly Android ROM for privacy? Google and Samsung do spy on you but you can mod their phones. You can install GrapheneOS on Pixel phones and you can install LineageOS on select Samsung phones. For a self-proclaimed computer wizard, Jersh is awfully lazy to do any tinkering or modding.
Guarentee you he doesn't want to do any of that because he's afraid he's going to permanently brick his phone. To be fair, that IS a valid reason, but he would gain more respect from people if he just told the truth than just flail his fucking arms around making up any excuse he can come up with on a whim.
Truth. Gamers learn this lesson the hard way, fighters especially.3. Roses are red, Violets are blue. There's always an Asian that's better than you.