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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
As a former barker, I am legitimately impressed by how much of a fucking carny Josh actually is. Imagine having ZERO talent, ZERO likeability, ZERO self respect, ZERO appeal, ZERO charisma, and just being a plain zero.... but still having a small army of sycophants and ball washers.

I mean fuck, if the dude wasn't so fucking far on the spectrum he probably could parlay his little website into some kind of kinky sex cult.

But I digress.
Josh has a fanbase because he successfully presented Kiwi Farms as the "last bastion of free speech on the Internet" and the "last remnant of the old Internet" and being that laid back community that does not clench pearls over gamer words. Not just that, but he actively defended his website against some really loathsome people like government censors, Keffals, and Liz Fong Jones. Telling people like that to fuck off feels inherently satisfying.

Unfortunately, Josh has moved away from the former position and now believes that only pedophiles want free speech. He still does the latter, but he has burned every bridge and not a single person of importance will hear him out when he tries to raise awareness about debanking or online censorship because he is well-known as an utter lunatic. Therefore he is left with a dwindling community that just wants to say niggerfaggot all day while stepping on eggshells so really just Green Reddit.
 
Josh has a fanbase because he successfully presented Kiwi Farms as the "last bastion of free speech on the Internet" and the "last remnant of the old Internet" and being that laid back community that does not clench pearls over gamer words. Not just that, but he actively defended his website against some really loathsome people like government censors, Keffals, and Liz Fong Jones. Telling people like that to fuck off feels inherently satisfying.

Unfortunately, Josh has moved away from the former position and now believes that only pedophiles want free speech. He still does the latter, but he has burned every bridge and not a single person of importance will hear him out when he tries to raise awareness about debanking or online censorship because he is well-known as an utter lunatic. Therefore he is left with a dwindling community that just wants to say niggerfaggot all day while stepping on eggshells so really just Green Reddit.

He created a monster and now Frankenstein is going to die a slow death in front of him because of his own hubris.

I would feel bad for the guy but he's a complete jerk off, so fuck him and everyone who looks like him.
 
i might be in the minority here but i like the site and "most of" the users ive ever interacted with. theyre fun and kinda based.

i dont wander into most of the places that people complain about (A&N or BP) and ive never encountered most of the posters being mentioned on onionfarms. the few that i have (Toji for example) I always liked and i missed whatever conflicts came up here.

i got banned for being "a sock" , its just a fucking humorous nickname, i wasnt running multiple accounts or socks or evading a ban. i had just simply lost the domain name on my KF email for "abuse" and there went my original KF account and all my Green Reddit karma. I'm still there. Now I do run socks and I do dispose of their bodies after few days or weeks. Good luck ever getting rid of me, I'll show motherfuckers what sockpuppetry even is.

Socking on green Reddit is NOT fetch, homie.
 
whats the point of getting invested in an alt there? its become clear that jersh will just chimp out and smear his imaginary period blood over the walls and ban people for sport with absolutely zero recourse or conscience.

Playing whack-a-mole on kiwi farms is like using multiple IDs to get kicked out of the same bar.
 
any time i have been thrown off of a platform for looking at somebody funny , or some harmless stupid meme or statement, given no recourse, by some site or site owner who does not care about whatever friends id made or if i ever see them again... ?

im done participating as myself , i start using throwaways and i dont care what they do them anymore. this is my 2nd account on onionfarms, i lost the original for the same reason. im not on here , or there, to fuck with people using alts if this makes any sense. i just dont care. if i need to call dear leader a fat retard under my shiny new alt, ill do fearlessly now.

I take the exact opposite approach. I've never used a sock. If I'm too cool for the room, I move on. And that's exactly why green Reddit membership is declining.
 
If you were able to see Null's fanbase irl they would all share the same traits as him: extremely autistic, fat, unloveable and unfuckable. The reasons they may be like that might be different but they would still be just like him. When he came up with Total Retard War he inadvertently let it slip he knows his forum followers exactly for what they are.
 
This is what a Kiwifarms meet-up would look like:
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Josh has a fanbase because he successfully presented Kiwi Farms as the "last bastion of free speech on the Internet" and the "last remnant of the old Internet" and being that laid back community that does not clench pearls over gamer words. Not just that, but he actively defended his website against some really loathsome people like government censors, Keffals, and Liz Fong Jones. Telling people like that to fuck off feels inherently satisfying.

Unfortunately, Josh has moved away from the former position and now believes that only pedophiles want free speech. He still does the latter, but he has burned every bridge and not a single person of importance will hear him out when he tries to raise awareness about debanking or online censorship because he is well-known as an utter lunatic. Therefore he is left with a dwindling community that just wants to say niggerfaggot all day while stepping on eggshells so really just Green Reddit.
It's why I think Kiwi Farms is on its death bed.

I'm pretty sure the Internet will achieve its goals to stop online censorship being done by hostile governments and corporate bullies that think they can tell people what to do.

But even if and when the Internet does stop online censorship, Kiwi Farms will likely be dead by then because most people are simply not going to be interested in a platform that is the embodiment of the 'No Fun Allowed' meme. There will always be websites like Kiwi Farms but it's just a quesiton of when the free market will do its thing where someday a real competitor to Kiwi Farms shows up and makes Kiwi Farms as dead as ED by then.
 
I thought his problem was that his parents had him circumcised and he's been a complete cry baby about it.

Imagine having parents cool enough to understand that a diamond looks better cut, and you turn into a total bitch about it.

"Hey son your penis doesn't smell like the back of an earring. You're welcome."
are you an Amerimutt? I will never get circumcised.
 
being circumcised is weird and makes your dick less sensitive so you can't feel the texture of a Mylar Balloon.

Less sensitive so I can go longer, baby. Plus no dick cheese for me!

are you an Amerimutt? I will never get circumcised.

American? Yes. Mutt? No.

I'm probably whiter by Ancestry than the majority of the uncircumcised savages that inhabit the European continent these days.

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And never say never because you can end up with that foreskin fusion thing where your dick turns into a piss balloon and you have to have an emergency circumcision.
 
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I will never get circumcised.

Imagine having phimosis and being a forever smegma collector. Yuck.

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I actually looked this up to bust your chops a little bit and found out today that there are actually people who naturally can't retract their foreskin at all. EVER. That's fucking gross. What do you get in there and clean that shit with a q-tip? 😂

See the uncut hordes on Reddit look at circumcision like it's some kind of barbaric genital mutilation. We look at it as the wave of the future. You want to keep your dick cheese flap because it's "natural"? So is squatting in a bush to take a shit and wiping your ass with your bare hand. Go do that too if you want to be "natural".

Move into the 21st century with the rest of us. A diamond looks much better cut than uncut, son.

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Less sensitive so I can go longer, baby. Plus no dick cheese for me!



American? Yes. Mutt? No.

I'm probably whiter by Ancestry than the majority of the uncircumcised savages that inhabit the European continent these days.

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And never say never because you can end up with that foreskin fusion thing where your dick turns into a piss balloon and you have to have an emergency circumcision.
I don't care about those % you are just a Amerimutt and less white than me. my dad's side of the family came from Germany over 100 years ago and we are all white. I don't eat cheese. circumcised Amerimutts using lub is gross. The only Good thing about United States is Mylar Balloons.
 
I don't care about those % you are just a Amerimutt and less white than me. my dad's side of the family came from Germany over 100 years ago and we are all white. I don't eat cheese. circumcised Amerimutts using lub is gross. The only Good thing about United States is Mylar Balloons.

I'm whiter than you and I don't need lube. It's called foreplay, it'll get a woman wet enough that you don't need any extras.

And good for you that your daddy's family were Nazis, my grandpa probably killed yours in WWII.
 
So anyhoo, back on topic. If KFs user base is dwindling, then dip shit Josh has no one to blame but himself for that.

Fucking guy took a page right out of Stalin's book and just erases everyone from his site that he slightly disagrees with.

Yeah I would imagine you would enjoy yourself more in an echo chamber of people who ball wash you, but it's going to be a much smaller group.
 
I'm whiter than you and I don't need lube. It's called foreplay, it'll get a woman wet enough that you don't need any extras.

And good for you that your daddy's family were Nazis, my grandpa probably killed yours in WWII.
you are less white than me.... my dads family came from Germany way before WWII... my mothers side of the family is from Denmark. we are all white. the only people who are circumsiced here are muslims and jews and its small % of the country. a lot of people here are boycutting American products and no longer see The United States as a ally or friend anymore.
 
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