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As an actual contribution to this thread, here is a little collage I made of Null getting very very angry over people giving him weight loss advice. I’m sure some of these have been posted before but I think it’s more fun when you see them all put together. I made it because I find his aggressive sperg outs half cute and half arousing but you unyuns will probably enjoy it for other reasons. Also this isn’t bait there’s plenty of other null fangirls out there.
You're right this is very funny. another great idea for a compilation is him and especially his users going from "the UK child safety law is a nothingburger" to suddenly giving a huge fuck about it to the point of wasting money on a lawyer for the publicity.

especially in the politics thread, they went "great, kids shouldn't be watching porn, i wish we had this law" and slowly doing a 180 over time.
 
Losing weight is not as hard as Null makes it out to be. I've lost 30 pounds in the past 3 months just by lifting a few times a week, cutting out empty carbs like beer and bread, and eating a high protein, low calorie diet.
you're right. i think the biggest two problems null faces is a combo of 1. not being able to set a routine and 2. not cutting out empty calories. he literally drank a gallon of soda from age 13 to 30 every day.

people would be shocked how much water and high proteins destroy an apatite. i'd go entire days without eating, a lot of the time i'd have just a can of soda and some potato chips with dip just to at least get some calories in.

but honestly it wouldn't matter if Null was 150lbs with 15% BF, he's an annoying bitch. a great example of this that popped up in my mind is The Office, Michael Scott's actor got hair plugs and lost some weight and got more tan and despite having a nice glow up compared to his david brent-esque figure of season 1, he's still the same douchebag.

Ricky Gervais is a similar example, he had a pop star figure in the 1980s, but by the 2000s he was chubby, but was still the same douchebag. Same thing with most middle aged people, the personality is still there no matter how they look.

thats one of the silly parts about drake and josh that is accurate, even though that Josh lost weight and was arguably more attractive than Drake for most of the series, he was still a guy named Josh and had the same weird personality.
 
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You really think you can increase your podcast to 5h30min like Kino Casino and people are still gonna give you their full attention? This would be fine for background noise while gaming but come the fuck on dude. This better be amazing content or I'm never tuning in again.
I hope at least 2 hours of that is a Null whimpering and moaning compilation
 
I love it when he does The “no one understands me I’m alone in this cold dark world” edgelord schtick.
Dad Jersh…… FUCK I hope he never does that it’d be too hot.
 
As a fellow Jersh lover, I want to know: are you just into him for his internet presence, or do you find him attractive physically too?
I just wanted to see how he'd respond to a girl being into him. I'm not into him myself but I'm sure there's girls out there somewhere who are genuinely into him. There's someone out there for everyone.
 
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