The age of the lolcow is dead? It never lived to begin with. It was basically a brief 'ha ha ha, this guy is a dork' before you went on with your life that became gentrified by the chronic A-loggers (Null and the rest of KF) who don't really care about lolcows so much as they do boasting of their supposed superiority online because, offline, they're miserable wrecks. The problem with KF is the same problem with YA books, with video games, with sports teams, with a lot of things: eventually, retards get involved, and tard everything up. Beauty Parlour in particular reads like the inner thought process of some typical femcel wine mom who writes YA books: how dare people not realize how great I am, especially to some random fat slob or junkie. Seriously, literally every "cow" on the site nowadays has never elicited a "lol" from me. Not even CWC. I've always gotten the impression that the very idea of a "lolcow" was just a means to make people feel better about themselves - I mean, look at how many pages Amberlynn/Chantal/Luna Slater/Sagi have. Are they really that interesting, let alone funny?
Also, I think it's funny they consider DSP a lolcow considering he's pretty much doing everything Josh has been doing for years: e-begging, cringeposting, being a total dumbass, you name it, he's done it. KF could be taken a lot more seriously if they didn't simp for the Lolcow of Lolcows while simultaneously saying everyone else is one. The fact that they're so triggered by Onion Farms like the self-hating millenials they are is just another piece of the pie.
Imagine gatekeeping gossiping about the mentally ill (while simultaneously complaining white people have problems too and that they are ignored, mind you, when they themselves turn white people with problems into lolcows) and then sperging out when "splinter sites" develop.