I never understood this take anyway. The deal with the Metroid endings has always been "gasp! Samus was a WOMAN?" not wank material. How the hell can you wank to those endings anyway?
The argument would make more sense if you unlocked full-blown nudity, but instead you see something you...
I'm thinking of doing a rewrite/version 2 of this whole list (too bad you can't edit the OP) but for now I'll just throw in the following:
13. The tendency to resort to labels in lieu of actual discussion. Disagree with a Kiwi and expect to be called a pedo, troon, media addict, or a litany...
So apparently Dems released some documents from the Epstein file.
One thing that got me is on the page I linked to, I do actually see Kiwis being anti-Trump in places. That... might be progress, I guess? I dunno.
This is always a possibility, sort of a "better the devil you know" situation...
Thought of a new one.
12. Both are harmful to their own stated positions. One of the biggest "accomplishments" of SJWs was that their push against racists and Nazis actually succeeded in creating more actual racists and Nazis. With Kiwis, what I've most experienced is that they actually...
As of this post, Kiwifarms is no longer a walled garden.
So I guess my bet was wrong as the government has not reopened yet. Tho this being KF they are likely gonna be shut down again an hour after I post this.
I finally realized what @SpaceStationRubber was getting at.
11. Both SJWs and Kiwis have a tendency towards "rules for thee, but not for me." They will expound at length about things other sites do that are so bad and wrong, and then turn around and do exactly the things they're calling out...
I'm guessing you're referring to how being sexually degenerate is bad when the other side does it, but is always turned a blind eye towards among their own members?
Please Null, please reconsider.
I didn't see the game design thing he mentions, admittedly, but the idea of Kiwis coming together to make comics does not fill me with good tidings. My honest prediction is we're gonna get a wave of edgy comics all about straight white men killing trans people...
Thanks. Not only is this true but it actually reminded me of a greater point.
10. The Sex Obsession. SJWs were obsessed with sex (we all remember how often they would drag people's nether regions into pretty much any discussion), and so are Kiwis--note how much of their moralfinagling...
1. No concept of gray or nuance. You either agree with every take, no matter how deranged, or you're immediately assumed to be taking HRT. You don't agree with some idiot's theory that black people are basically the real-life version of the Kender from Dragonlance (a race that realistically...
Glitches and automod shenanigans aside, the internet is considerably free-er than it was in 2015. It used to be you were a Nutzi if you so much as said... you're not interested in Ghostbusters 2016. That's where the "walking on eggshells" feeling came from: it really felt like any random...
Has anyone but me noticed that right-wing sources almost exclusively talk about the UK and how bad it is lately?
I searched up Freedomtoons to see if they had anything to say about the continuing government shutdown, but their most recent video was about the UK. And Kiwi Farms, too, goes on...
@Home On the topic of a post-KF internet, one thing I might miss is their information resources.
It's sad to remember KF was actually good at one time, and I think they were to some degree instrumental in helping push back against Social Justice insanity--not the least of which by hosting docks...
Already resorting to putting words in my mouth? Or else point out where I said crime is just caused by "dumb racism."
Also assuming I must be a "lib" because I'm not frothing at the mouth. You really do belong on Kiwi Farms. You gonna accuse me of being a troon next?
I said I didn't go to...
This doesn't make sense for a number of reasons. The first problem is what do you mean by "Aryan?" I assume you basically mean "white" but even if so, any idiot can tell you that an American White, British White, Irish White, White bread, white milkshake, white joycons etc. are not exactly a...
..... "Patel" is an actor who played Zorro?
(Nah, just joking, I think I get what you mean. I would like to know the origin of "saar" and "do the needful" though, outside of just knowing they're Indian)
The fuck does "do the needful" even mean? I see that phrase a lot on KF and while I can guess at its meanings, its just so weird that I'm never sure.
Also didn't quite see what that post had to do with indians, sorry.
EDIT: Also, I don't mind Obscenity being racist so much, but seeing the...
I mean, isn't that mostly true though? If people were biologically determined to act a certain way, they could never have made functioning societies and likely would have gone extinct.
It doesn't necessarily have to be that dirt was magic or anything, there is such a thing as being screwed...
... "Magic Dirt?"
I mean, if the site keeps going like it currently is, that'll happen sooner or later.
KF was only sustainable because for a long time it used to be sane. But now that it's insanely far-right its gonna collapse. I have never seen a far-right site last for long. Remember...
I have legit not read a Kiwi thread in three days. I will sometimes load the site up, then be like "you know what? I no longer care what these tards think, and there's nothing I want to say to them," then I go watch youtube videos about Goosebumps or something.
Onion I only come to check this...
So apparently, as of this morning you can not register on KF AT ALL.
Null is saying someone named James R. Conrad is responsible.
Is this another nail in Kiwi Coffin?
Just me being pedantic: this is redundant wording. "Neko" already means "cat" and "shota" already means "boy" (presumably a prepubescent one), so "neko shota catboy" is basically saying "cat boy catboy."
Reminds me of the show Ninja Warrior, which always talked about the tournament taking...
This makes me wonder.
I've said before that Kiwis have a hair-trigger about "wokeness" but a part of me wonders if they even actually check first, or if they just assume everything is woke?
Likewise, they like to use the term "troonslop" or instantly assume all modern creators are troons, but...
So is 2025 officially the year of former Kiwis deciding they had enough of the Kiwi Cult Mentality?
Besides Slungus' thread and my own thread, I just happened to find this thread from earlier this year. There's also an active topic in General called "What Do You Dislike About Kiwi Farms?"
True, I forgot about that.
What I was getting at though is that at least "what are your pronouns" is something that really does specifically pigeonhole your creation, not only to a specific timeframe but also to a specific--and controversial--ideology.
By contrast, calling a game "woke" or...
Sorry for the doublepost.
What Once Was Normal Is Now Woke
To be honest you could make a variation of this for a lot of groups and political leanings, but this is the Kiwi Tropes thread, so I'll give the Kiwi slant.
Essentially, things have gotten so polarized that things which were once...
Funny thing is I've seen the argument on KF that "KF isn't really a free speech website" and even Null has backed away from describing it as such.
It's funny.... Americans are always raised being told freedom is the highest value, but places like Kiwi Farms are when you start to realize freedom...
I see your edit reason but... considering neither ssjness nor ishtar have been mentioned in this thread and my name is explicitly in the title, I think assuming you were talking about me is pretty reasonable.
Yeah that was disappointing.
To be honest the last election didn't really give most people much choice. Either Trump, or some laughing hyena whose whole position was being Not-Trump. And I'm doubtful of how much better Kamala would have handled anything, but she probably at least would not be...
Same here. This whole issue is one of the first times I regretted Trump winning, seeing him throw money at shit that isn't even important while letting an actual major issue fester.
So, is there a theme where you can clearly distinguish between normal text and boldface? The default dark theme does not (it all looks boldface) but the Lidl theme we had for a bit did distinguish... but then impaired visibility in other ways.
I sometimes wonder if Null regrets making Kiwi Farms or has ever considered just pulling the plug.
Awhile back I made this post on the farms, which is mostly a clip from an old stream Null did back when he and Rekieta were friends. This is the one where he talks about how DarkSydePhil attracts...
Especially Kiwis who, as myself and others have documented, are not the most intelligent bunch.
Andy are you goofing on Elvis (hey baby!)
Are we losing touch?
If you believe
They put a man in the moon (man in the moon!)
If you believe
There's nothing up their sleeve
and nothing's taboo...
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-trump-administration-has-the-power-and-legal-obligation-to-pay-snap-benefits-during-the-shutdown.231429/
The first three responses are all white supremacist bullshit.
I know plenty of white people who are on SNAP, but of course, Kiwis somehow think its a...
Name Something That WON'T Cause X
Whenever you're in a community that has an obsession with people turning into X (where X is "something bad") one question you should always ask is "name something that won't cause X."
For example, among Social Justice communities, ask "what's something that...
Just now ran across this topic:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-does-the-sharty-hate-kf-so-much.231415/
One of the earliest responses brings up the accusation of KF being a bunch of moral fags, and then another response says that's just code for being "grown-up."
Like.... no, guys, you're...
Apparently I accidentally outed what my OnionFarms name was on Kiwi Farms.
Thing is I kinda was under the impression that people already knew. I was already far-from-subtle about it.
"Hmmm, this nobodyworthwhile guy keeps linking to topics this Skykiii feller was in and has basically the same...
Ummm.... what's the actual question here? The Ethics of what now? Goofing?
This guy doesn't look like an Ethical role model.
What about the Ethics of someone else?
To be honest I have actually seen 12 year olds talk about/make jokes about sex. It's extremely common nowadays now that social media has allowed everyone to become brainrotted.
... By the way.... what's up with "Lidl Farms" and the color scheme today? Is there some joke I'm not privvy to?
On that note there was once a topic called "Why Does Anime Always Get Caught in the Middle?" which is interesting reading.
If Kiwis had any self-awareness, then anyone who had read that topic would stop trying to make anime a tool of the enemy.
So the "Debate SSJ_Ness" thread where SSJ_Ness got banned, took an interesting turn: for some reason it keeps attracting people who happen to have beliefs similar to Ness, who then subsequently also get the banhammer.
And so far its attracted people who, I'll admit, were people who I felt were...
Following up on this sentiment I posted earlier, I want to highlight a certain thread:
In this thread, user Skykiii says he's tired of "Jack Thompson-like" arguments about media being "damaging." If you've been on Kiwi Farms long enough, you know what he's talking about--how damn near the...
Another thing that's wrong is that its comparing mostly indie games against a first-party AAA title, many of which cost the same on Switch as they do on Steam.
Obviously, something like Pokemon or Zelda is gonna be more expensive than Silksong. In other news, water is wet.
EDIT: On the topic...
I sometimes wonder if Kiwis even know what "Normal" is.
It's funny but I've seen Kiwis go back and forth on this. Sometimes they say "Normal people think ____" but then other times they're derisive about "normies" and how stupid "normies" are.
It's like... some Kiwis know they're not normal...
MATI
Short for "Mad At The Internet," also represented as a sticker of a top hat on the Kiwi forums.
The intended meaning is to tell someone that they're being irrationally angry at something online. However, the reality is that Kiwis really aren't good at reading people and will see pretty...
Excuse me if this just seems like a completely random statement, but I'm starting to wonder if a lot of recent join dates are some sort of false flag or psyop or something. I've run into a lot lately and they're usually some of the most retarded mofos. the kind of people I'm surprised haven't...
Meh, honestly I hope Hasan gets more than just "distanced from." That sounds like a slap on the wrist considering the crime.
If he's still got a Twitch show with millions of viewers, this time next year, then I will not think Justice has been served. Completely getting kicked from the...
IS this the end of his career though? From what I understand Hasan has friends in high places who pretty much always protect him from consequences.
In other news, there's actually a KF thread called "What Do You Dislike About KF?" now. I can't see how this could possibly go wrong.
Oh for fucks sake.
One reason I joined KF in the first place is because at the time, the internet was overrun with Social Justice Warriors. Now Kiwis ARE the Social Justice Warriors. They're even using a lot of the same terms and arguments. Have to ban an entire medium because it...
I hope the successor does away with the tariffs. As someone who buys import goods a lot, those have been miserable.
I swear in Kiwi-brains, just having the capacity for sexual attraction to any woman at all, makes you a pedo.
Kiwis really are no different from Social Justice Warriors. They...
I'd say it's a bit of both but I learn towards.... well, just the culture of KF changed, probably as a result of old users going away and getting replaced with new users.
I used to get the feeling that KF had some sense of self-awareness and irony about it, and used to not mind the terminology...
Did two pages get deleted? I swear when I came here earlier today this topic was up to page 718 but now its only 716 and a post I remember being in the middle of the page is now at the top of a page.
Kiwis Love to LARP
LARP, short for "Live Action Role Play," originated as a term within the tabletop roleplaying hobby. It was when people wanted to not just sit at a table and pretend to be knights and wizards, but actually dress up as those characters and explore actual environments.... sort...
Dude.
The thread you showed was one where guy criticizes Kiwi Farms. You otherwise presented no context for why this deserves the descriptor of "autist" or "going rogue" or intimations that its being done "just for his own amusement."
As presented, yes most people in the English-speaking...
Honestly I've heard this both ways--apparently a lot of people heard that the "canon trans" thing was just an insult about her being too ugly to be a girl, but which modern gender ideologues misread.
It's funny, but the other day I was talking to a friend about the classic MST3K "Mr. B Natural"...
And how does that question make someone a "tard" pray tell?
Especially on a website that asks far dumber questions daily? Seriously I just checked the Q&A board and there's endless amounts of questions about "the jap brain virus" and endless permutations of topics about "clit" and "cum," and...
And while we're talking about autistic KF behaviors, I just saw a post where someone bitched at someone else for... wanting to use a discussion forum to actually discuss things.
Sigh.... so, sorry if I sound like a moral busybody but I feel like I have egg on my face bitching about overuse of slurs, then one shows up just a post later. Couldn't you have said "Trump Pets?" That would have gotten points for being a pun.
................................
Anyway, more...
Honestly, they wouldn't even make him promise anything.
Actually I might as well make that an entry:
Hitler
[acknowledgement for the fact I'm borrowing from a post in the KF General thread]
Adolf Hitler, who holds the title of "History's Most Famous Monster" and who most of the world holds up...
This would be ideal. I'm starting to envision this topic as something I might show to people who don't know much about Kiwis so it might also be good to assume that anyone reading only knows the most surface-level info on Kiwi Farms.
By the way, I've been wondering if we should do "Trope"...
Yeah actually you do. I've never quite understood that name.
On that note:
Porn
As you said, Kiwis are obsessed with banning it (despite more than likely consuming large amounts of it themselves, as demonstrated by their freaky knowledge of porn content, labels, and fetishes). However, they...
Yeah this kind of shit is what I had in mind when I was writing up the Kiwi Tropes thread.
Like I said there, it's hilarious how Kiwis will shit-talk other hobbies, when their own website revolves around a hobby (obsessively documenting people they only know online) that most of the world...
I was having trouble sleeping and wound up reading some TV Tropes articles until my eyes drooped, and it just occured to me "hey, you could probably assemble a thing like this, but for common features of Kiwifarms users." Maybe an actual Kiwi will read this and finally gain some enlightenment...
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