So offline I had been working on a rewrite but honestly, I tend to not like rewrites because whenever I do them, I end up feeling like the original version was better.
However, in those offline rewrites I introduce some extra points not here.
Here's some I'll transfer over before sleeping...
So essentially when he says he's not a vtuber, its the same as bronies saying they're not furries because of some arbitrary distinction nobody but them acknowledges.
Weirdly I just thought of a new one:
15. Both SJWs and Kiwis believe in media being "coded." SJWs would say characters are "gay coded" meanwhile Kiwis list a whole bunch of different "codings" things can have.
This especially stands out to me as I recall Kiwis used to say the whole concept...
Someone posted some idiotic thing about how "izzat" is a major thing in Indian culture and the kiwis believed it without question.
Because Kiwis are just like TV Tropers: you can make up any bullshit and they'll believe it and not even ask for a source.
Oooookay...... is there supposed to be a joke here?
Cuz I mean yeah, the avatar is the first letter of my username. The guy immediately below me has the letter T as an avatar for the same reason.... so... what's the point?
I'm not the one arguing its just a harmless word. Why should I prove something I don't even believe?
And a part of that conditioning is that a very reasonable "please tone it down" request is met with insane backlash from people who suddenly regress to being thirteen.
Kinda sad to see it on...
I hate to sound like a moralfag but I do want there to be a barrier placed on the spamming of the n-word. I've said a lot already that I got to really not liking it because of Kiwifarmers feeling like they need to say it 20 times a post and the post is about Tetris or something and has nothing...
Honestly anime was having problems long before "trannies" ruined it.
The thing about anime is, while still being animated (with all the advantages inherent to that), it could--and did--tell any kind of story. A guy accidentally intercepts a top-secret military motorcycle and discovers the...
I'm gonna be honest, part of the problem is Onionfarms is literally just a place I go to, to bitch about KF.
Part of the problem is nothing else is really actively discussed here. I recall back when the news of The Completionist being a charity scammer first broke, I posted about it both here...
There's a thought I've been having.
It's kind of weird to say, but it feels like when SSJ_Ness got banned, the soul of Kiwifarms died and the site truly entered its death throes.
I'm not gonna say Ness is innocent--he absolutely said stupid shit and deserved that ban--but the weird thing is...
[o}P II is clearly a troll. I hope "she/her" gets banned soon because I've legit never seen that user post anything other than "not reading that, too long."
Yeah.... and?
My statement that you quoted was about how KF only cares when its their enemies that do it, and that they would not go so hard if it was (say) Jersh doing it. You saying I'm wrong about that?
This kind of shit is exactly why I hate KF now. By this stupid logic, if I play as a...
The linked thing actually says a lot more than that. Hasan is a real douchebag, and like most male feminists has a history of being a creep.
Of course, he gets villified only because he's on the opposite side of the political spectrum. If it were Jersh or someone KF liked, this would get...
I love how the one guy says the Miyazaki quote is from a sketchy source and is very likely made-up, but then the other guy chooses to believe it anyway.
Dude, we're talking about a guy who runs an internet forum, a forum that is already quickly losing its relevance and will probably be dead by this time next year. The proper thing to do is point and laugh, not make plans to "take him down" like he's some sort of terrorist.
And knowing what kind of person Josh is, I can guarantee his AI will be trained to see any and all anime as CSAM even if there's no kids in the image at all, but then you could post something featuring a real-life child (or even a child not drawn anime-style) and it would pass without issue.
I label myself "King of Won't-Molest-U-Topia!" Also Earl of Reasonable Personhood, Lover Of Classic RPGs, and Hater of Dogs (Both the Human and Canine Kind).
I mean, I highly doubt Disney making Mickey Mouse means he actually wanted to fuck mice.
"Furry" is an odd term because people use it so generally, like Disney's Robin Hood is furry but has no sexual aspects whatsoever.
I do love that they clearly watch our threads here but have nothing to say about Josh's whole "diddling kids is fine as long as you deport injuns" take, but they make Onion out to be bad for.... having a schizoposter or whatever that guy is bitching about?
Like I think some people are bothered...
It's no stranger to movements you can hang your child's drawing on? ;)
Sorry, just I see a lot of typos on this board its funny. "Intensive purposes" instead of "intents and purposes," "fridge movements" instead of "fringe." I am easily amused.
I've been thru the desert on a Whore with no name.
This almost makes me want to go back to being on Kiwi full-time. Finally, sanity. That's what I'm missing!
But I'm sure as soon as I do, it'll be the same medley of "anything fun will make you troon out."
Someone elsewhere suggested that Kiwifarms had been subverted by the feds, and I myself said that nowadays Kiwifarms makes true every strawman that SJWs used to throw out.
It makes me wonder if Kiwi Farms is propaganda, but not the way you think--like its entire existence now is literally just...
What does "MTG" mean in this context? The only use I've ever heard of that acronym is "Magic the Gathering" and I doubt Trump would be talking about that.
I was about to make a post on KF where I asked basically this question, but for the n-word, since they describe so many things using it.
The problem is, I realized it would be pointless to do so. Kiwis are not an intelligent species, they're a bunch of barking dogs, making annoying noises for...
Is it weird to say that the banning of SSJ_Ness felt like a major turning point for the site?
I always felt weird about it. SSJ_Ness was strange in that sometimes, he could be the voice of sanity, but other times... not so much. He was always fun to talk to regardless.
At the time though I...
No offense but I wish when you posted these you would tell us which post you're reacting to, I don't feel like reading an entire page of chat just to find the one you're reacting to.
Kiwis are just obsessed with sex. I would be surprised if there's something they don't associate with horniness.
How NORMAL People React to That
"Awww, this must be a cute cartoon for little kids!"
How KIWIS Would React to That
"OMG this must be coombait for pedo furries!"
I never understood this take anyway. The deal with the Metroid endings has always been "gasp! Samus was a WOMAN?" not wank material. How the hell can you wank to those endings anyway?
The argument would make more sense if you unlocked full-blown nudity, but instead you see something you...
I'm thinking of doing a rewrite/version 2 of this whole list (too bad you can't edit the OP) but for now I'll just throw in the following:
13. The tendency to resort to labels in lieu of actual discussion. Disagree with a Kiwi and expect to be called a pedo, troon, media addict, or a litany...
So apparently Dems released some documents from the Epstein file.
One thing that got me is on the page I linked to, I do actually see Kiwis being anti-Trump in places. That... might be progress, I guess? I dunno.
This is always a possibility, sort of a "better the devil you know" situation...
Thought of a new one.
12. Both are harmful to their own stated positions. One of the biggest "accomplishments" of SJWs was that their push against racists and Nazis actually succeeded in creating more actual racists and Nazis. With Kiwis, what I've most experienced is that they actually...
As of this post, Kiwifarms is no longer a walled garden.
So I guess my bet was wrong as the government has not reopened yet. Tho this being KF they are likely gonna be shut down again an hour after I post this.
I finally realized what @SpaceStationRubber was getting at.
11. Both SJWs and Kiwis have a tendency towards "rules for thee, but not for me." They will expound at length about things other sites do that are so bad and wrong, and then turn around and do exactly the things they're calling out...
I'm guessing you're referring to how being sexually degenerate is bad when the other side does it, but is always turned a blind eye towards among their own members?
Please Null, please reconsider.
I didn't see the game design thing he mentions, admittedly, but the idea of Kiwis coming together to make comics does not fill me with good tidings. My honest prediction is we're gonna get a wave of edgy comics all about straight white men killing trans people...
Thanks. Not only is this true but it actually reminded me of a greater point.
10. The Sex Obsession. SJWs were obsessed with sex (we all remember how often they would drag people's nether regions into pretty much any discussion), and so are Kiwis--note how much of their moralfinagling...
1. No concept of gray or nuance. You either agree with every take, no matter how deranged, or you're immediately assumed to be taking HRT. You don't agree with some idiot's theory that black people are basically the real-life version of the Kender from Dragonlance (a race that realistically...
Glitches and automod shenanigans aside, the internet is considerably free-er than it was in 2015. It used to be you were a Nutzi if you so much as said... you're not interested in Ghostbusters 2016. That's where the "walking on eggshells" feeling came from: it really felt like any random...
Has anyone but me noticed that right-wing sources almost exclusively talk about the UK and how bad it is lately?
I searched up Freedomtoons to see if they had anything to say about the continuing government shutdown, but their most recent video was about the UK. And Kiwi Farms, too, goes on...
@Home On the topic of a post-KF internet, one thing I might miss is their information resources.
It's sad to remember KF was actually good at one time, and I think they were to some degree instrumental in helping push back against Social Justice insanity--not the least of which by hosting docks...
Already resorting to putting words in my mouth? Or else point out where I said crime is just caused by "dumb racism."
Also assuming I must be a "lib" because I'm not frothing at the mouth. You really do belong on Kiwi Farms. You gonna accuse me of being a troon next?
I said I didn't go to...
This doesn't make sense for a number of reasons. The first problem is what do you mean by "Aryan?" I assume you basically mean "white" but even if so, any idiot can tell you that an American White, British White, Irish White, White bread, white milkshake, white joycons etc. are not exactly a...
..... "Patel" is an actor who played Zorro?
(Nah, just joking, I think I get what you mean. I would like to know the origin of "saar" and "do the needful" though, outside of just knowing they're Indian)
The fuck does "do the needful" even mean? I see that phrase a lot on KF and while I can guess at its meanings, its just so weird that I'm never sure.
Also didn't quite see what that post had to do with indians, sorry.
EDIT: Also, I don't mind Obscenity being racist so much, but seeing the...
I mean, isn't that mostly true though? If people were biologically determined to act a certain way, they could never have made functioning societies and likely would have gone extinct.
It doesn't necessarily have to be that dirt was magic or anything, there is such a thing as being screwed...
... "Magic Dirt?"
I mean, if the site keeps going like it currently is, that'll happen sooner or later.
KF was only sustainable because for a long time it used to be sane. But now that it's insanely far-right its gonna collapse. I have never seen a far-right site last for long. Remember...
I have legit not read a Kiwi thread in three days. I will sometimes load the site up, then be like "you know what? I no longer care what these tards think, and there's nothing I want to say to them," then I go watch youtube videos about Goosebumps or something.
Onion I only come to check this...
So apparently, as of this morning you can not register on KF AT ALL.
Null is saying someone named James R. Conrad is responsible.
Is this another nail in Kiwi Coffin?
Just me being pedantic: this is redundant wording. "Neko" already means "cat" and "shota" already means "boy" (presumably a prepubescent one), so "neko shota catboy" is basically saying "cat boy catboy."
Reminds me of the show Ninja Warrior, which always talked about the tournament taking...
This makes me wonder.
I've said before that Kiwis have a hair-trigger about "wokeness" but a part of me wonders if they even actually check first, or if they just assume everything is woke?
Likewise, they like to use the term "troonslop" or instantly assume all modern creators are troons, but...
So is 2025 officially the year of former Kiwis deciding they had enough of the Kiwi Cult Mentality?
Besides Slungus' thread and my own thread, I just happened to find this thread from earlier this year. There's also an active topic in General called "What Do You Dislike About Kiwi Farms?"
True, I forgot about that.
What I was getting at though is that at least "what are your pronouns" is something that really does specifically pigeonhole your creation, not only to a specific timeframe but also to a specific--and controversial--ideology.
By contrast, calling a game "woke" or...
Sorry for the doublepost.
What Once Was Normal Is Now Woke
To be honest you could make a variation of this for a lot of groups and political leanings, but this is the Kiwi Tropes thread, so I'll give the Kiwi slant.
Essentially, things have gotten so polarized that things which were once...
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