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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Celebrate Nite said:
>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR
>they do, but now your site dies because of it
>rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you
idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic

So is he just eternally fucked forever because of how the site is structured or is there SOME saving grace to get it working somewhere in the realm of "normal"?
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i noticed some of this stuff about a year ago and just minded my own business. i would not openly remark on or post anything else that looks like an achilles heel, but 1) im not probing for it, and 2) i pinky swear that on a quick cursory check, he fixed it all.

the only and i mean ONLY thing left is that 500kb wallpaper (i like it) and the video autocaching/autoloading whether you want to watch it or not.

but he has done performance tuning, he may be doing imagemagick or doing image compression on the caching server or something like that on the fly to compress images. he fixed damn near everything that i saw as a weak point, whether because some asshole trying to fuck with his site, or it just not scaling for the kind of traffic hes getting with cloudflare out of the picture

hes probably doing 500-1000+ transactions per second in SQL just fine, and im guessing theres some bottleneck where its X,XXX or XX,XXX per second that things start fucking up. the site works fine its just scaling and performance. hes doing fine imo.

i guess every single "reaction" or reply is a chain of four transactions: 1, to the webserver, 2: to the database, 3: to update the page, and 4: to notify recipients.

(1000 people taking some action simultaneously , is instantly 4,000 transactions) thats just how it is. almost anything you do on his site is at least four transactions if youre doing something that notifies another user (quote. mention. react. etc.)

literally nobody asked me or gives a fuck what i think but id be happy to sperg some on this topic for any other site owner(s)
 
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TheAnimeRetard said:
It’s only gotten worse too. Articles and News used to be one of the more free speech areas of the website but now there seems to be an upsurge of Trump boomers and Israel simps who will insult into the ground if you don’t blindly support everything Trump does or if you insult Israel.
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Wendy Wheelchair, Seafarer, Soild Hyrax and Catch A Rainbow are all gay Israelis that would negrate anything critical of Israel. Every single "Jew caught being a pedophile and fled to Israel" thread would have them negrate anyone calling Israel a pedophile safe haven or saying Epstein was a mossad op.
 
The Washington Ogre said:
Wendy Wheelchair, Seafarer, Soild Hyrax and Catch A Rainbow are all gay Israelis that would negrate anything critical of Israel. Every single "Jew caught being a pedophile and fled to Israel" thread would have them negrate anyone calling Israel a pedophile safe haven or saying Epstein was a mossad op.
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B-but Judenstan IS pedophile haven!
 
The Washington Ogre said:
Wendy Wheelchair, Seafarer, Soild Hyrax and Catch A Rainbow are all gay Israelis that would negrate anything critical of Israel. Every single "Jew caught being a pedophile and fled to Israel" thread would have them negrate anyone calling Israel a pedophile safe haven or saying Epstein was a mossad op.
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The Washington Ogre said:
Wendy Wheelchair, Seafarer, Soild Hyrax and Catch A Rainbow are all gay Israelis that would negrate anything critical of Israel. Every single "Jew caught being a pedophile and fled to Israel" thread would have them negrate anyone calling Israel a pedophile safe haven or saying Epstein was a mossad op.
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I saw 2 random people in one thread this week pretty much back to back randomly saying the word “drek” and never even heard of that word till reading those replies. I looked up and it’s an Israeli word for garbage/trash.

It made me wonder if Jews have their footing there now like they do in 4chan. One account was COVID era and the other account was Post 2024 Election.


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Kiwifarmer explains why KiwiTubers are bad, accidentally explains why Kiwifarms is bad
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”Nowadays you need a moral reason to laugh at lolcows, you can’t just make Mister Metokur stuff anymore” Ya, cause there’s nothing more lame than when a normie sees something mildly eccentric and acts like that’s some groundbreaking comedy. Most people don’t care to sit all day and watch some weird person be weird because niggas got jobs. They’ll care if there’s a damn good reason to however, such as, them being a legit pedophile. You’re just mad everyone dosent share the same opinion as you, now who does that remind me of.. Some front page of the internet perhaps?

Lolcow stuff is niche cause to the average person it sounds incredibly stupid, and that’s ok. I’m not sure when KiwiFarms started wanting to be normie. You’ll see it in threads where they’ll say “Maybe this will give us a better reputation! Maybe this will get more people to come to the forum!” Why do you want that? Do you just want a world where everyone busts out laughing at the most mundane uniqueness in a person, arguements are ended by angrily calling eachother a pedo, and you can be put to straight up execution for disliking European cheese?

THIS IS ALSO IGNORING THE FACT THAT KIWIFARMERS DO THE SAME SHIT WIFH A DIFFERENT TOILET
 
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Kiwifarmer explains why KiwiTubers are bad, accidentally explains why Kiwifarms is bad
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”Nowadays you need a moral reason to laugh at lolcows, you can’t just make Mister Metokur stuff anymore” Ya, cause there’s nothing more lame than when a normie sees something mildly eccentric and acts like that’s some groundbreaking comedy. Most people don’t care to sit all day and watch some weird person be weird because niggas got jobs. They’ll care if there’s a damn good reason to however, such as, them being a legit pedophile. You’re just mad everyone dosent share the same opinion as you, now who does that remind me of.. Some front page of the internet perhaps?

Lolcow stuff is niche cause to the average person it sounds incredibly stupid, and that’s ok. I’m not sure when KiwiFarms started wanting to be normie. You’ll see it in threads where they’ll say “Maybe this will give us a better reputation! Maybe this will get more people to come to the forum!” Why do you want that? Do you just want a world where everyone busts out laughing at the most mundane uniqueness in a person, arguements are ended by angrily calling eachother a pedo, and you can be put to straight up execution for disliking European cheese?
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I feel like if you decide to name your account “Femboy Fart huffer” it is more than just an ironic joke. This guy is definitely a freak.

Normal people aren’t terminally online enough to name a whole account around femboys and farting.
 
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I saw 2 random people in one thread this week pretty much back to back randomly saying the word “drek” and never even heard of that word till reading those replies. I looked up and it’s an Israeli word for garbage/trash.

It made me wonder if Jews have their footing there now like they do in 4chan. One account was COVID era and the other account was Post 2024 Election.


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I thought drek was a common word. I've heard it and I'm not a Jew.
 
TheAnimeRetard said:
I saw 2 random people in one thread this week pretty much back to back randomly saying the word “drek” and never even heard of that word till reading those replies. I looked up and it’s an Israeli word for garbage/trash.

It made me wonder if Jews have their footing there now like they do in 4chan. One account was COVID era and the other account was Post 2024 Election.


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VAIDS Victim said:
I thought drek was a common word. I've heard it and I'm not a Jew.
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It's dreck, not drek. Dreck is a common word in Yiddish meaning shit, but the origin is German and means the same thing. A New York jew at work used it in an email and our boss yelled at him, saying it's unprofessional to use words like that, even if it's in another language.
 
Funny Watermelon said:
e has called people retarded for not using password managers

And at the same time he's successfully stolen accounts and illegally leaked private information (such as Yandev, for instance) because of him breaching password managers.

So more pathetic than funny, honestly.
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That and the 4chan hack where Jersh openly encouraged his users to breach any emails and DMs that belonged to the 4chan admins to get their doxes and other private information.

It's still a federal crime and no amount of "We Do A Little Trolling" is going to change the fact that this still violates the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 (the same federal law that would nail communities and online skid groups like LulzSec, Breachforums, Lizard Squad, and other dumb skids on the Internet that flew too close to the Sun).

I'm surprised Jersh hasn't been arrested at this point over stuff like this. But I also like to entertain the theory that Kiwi Farms probably glows and Jersh is some kind of informant for the feds and Kiwi Farms is a honeypot this whole time.
 
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Kiwifarmer explains why KiwiTubers are bad, accidentally explains why Kiwifarms is bad
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”Nowadays you need a moral reason to laugh at lolcows, you can’t just make Mister Metokur stuff anymore” Ya, cause there’s nothing more lame than when a normie sees something mildly eccentric and acts like that’s some groundbreaking comedy. Most people don’t care to sit all day and watch some weird person be weird because niggas got jobs. They’ll care if there’s a damn good reason to however, such as, them being a legit pedophile. You’re just mad everyone dosent share the same opinion as you, now who does that remind me of.. Some front page of the internet perhaps?

Lolcow stuff is niche cause to the average person it sounds incredibly stupid, and that’s ok. I’m not sure when KiwiFarms started wanting to be normie. You’ll see it in threads where they’ll say “Maybe this will give us a better reputation! Maybe this will get more people to come to the forum!” Why do you want that? Do you just want a world where everyone busts out laughing at the most mundane uniqueness in a person, arguements are ended by angrily calling eachother a pedo, and you can be put to straight up execution for disliking European cheese?

THIS IS ALSO IGNORING THE FACT THAT KIWIFARMERS DO THE SAME SHIT WIFH A DIFFERENT TOILET
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Femboy farthuffer is an autistic spastic. He haunts the Brit-thread with sperging and autism of the highest level devoid of point.

Memba when Null banned reactions because he didn't like them?
Then said he would never ever bring them back because the site runs better without them and the discourse is better?
Memba when he brought them back and you couldn't talk about his 180?
But Josh will never change his mind of giving away your data or selling out to the feds. No sir.
 
We must settle something, I’m quite proud of Ruben.
He’s mellowed out a lot more since my original rants on him, I’m assuming it’s because he’s way too busy helping Schlep through this case. Which is very noble of him. Hopefully he keeps this up, less retarded trolling, more actually fucking with Roblox for being pedo plaza

Anyway, who’s your least favorite KF user? I wanna hear retarded KF history. Mine stays as Vibe_Guy but maybe someone more insufferable will come.
 
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