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General Discussion: users, bad takes, jannys, Null, etc
Boobie Bomb said:
He killed his pets.
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I watched this movie like 20 years ago called A Scanner Darkly and I remember very vividly having like that Homer Simpson "he dropped his notes" moment in the theater because I couldn't stop laughing at Woody Harrelson's sincerity in delivering the line "Oh my God... What if they STOMPED the animals???"

It got to the point where the theater started laughing at my laughing lol. It was just such an absurd and out of nowhere line delivered so genuinely.

God damn I'm literally crying with laughter right now remembering this because it was so funny.
 
i love how kiwifarms can be both anti-anime but every user has an anime avatar and looks at you like you're the retard for calling them out on it

Same thing with them laughing at the left over the sidney sweeney commerical but they also sperg hard over simping or posting any videos they find a bit too sexy.

Then there's the huge chunks of the site that don't allow you to shittalk women or jews. honestly fucking reddit was more free speech back in 2019 than kiwifarms is today.

the employees also like redditors more than null likes kiwifarmers, he's openly said on multiple occasions that kiwifarms in the 2010s had a massive pedo problem and that he loathes users from back then because they are constantly reported by newer users like Toji
 
Boobie Bomb said:
He did. He killed his parents and brother. Even before that shooting. He killed his pets. His family pets as target practice. He spared no one. Not even furry animals. They had to interrogate him to explain what happened to the pets and farm animals. He was this close to pulling a Sandy Hook. But he wasn't good enough so he cried and quit cold Turkey. He is such a pussy even the death penalty denies him. He will be lucky if he makes it to 89 years old. Unless his prison shows him newer anime or allows him to read manga. He is cooked. And even other prisoners are not safe with him. There was a report that his cellmate committed suicide. So extra shady.
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he might be able to be sent manga you can order books for people who are locked up he is likely suffering though at least most prisons here do not have ac
 
Obscenity2022 said:
i love how kiwifarms can be both anti-anime but every user has an anime avatar and looks at you like you're the retard for calling them out on it
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Yeah I have no idea what even is the mentality of those idiots. I think they want to simp for Josh and be like “look we are in of the good ones”. Welperhelper is one of the more hilarious ones. He has a Fate pfp but lectures people on anime and lolicon, let me remind you it’s THAT Fate.
Obscenity2022 said:
Same thing with them laughing at the left over the sidney sweeney commerical but they also sperg hard over simping or posting any videos they find a bit too sexy.
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Insane isn’t it?
Obscenity2022 said:
Then there's the huge chunks of the site that don't allow you to shittalk women or jews. honestly fucking reddit was more free speech back in 2019 than kiwifarms is today.
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It’s only gotten worse too. Articles and News used to be one of the more free speech areas of the website but now there seems to be an upsurge of Trump boomers and Israel simps who will insult into the ground if you don’t blindly support everything Trump does or if you insult Israel.
Obscenity2022 said:
the employees also like redditors more than null likes kiwifarmers, he's openly said on multiple occasions that kiwifarms in the 2010s had a massive pedo problem and that he loathes users from back then because they are constantly reported by newer users like Toji
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Null calls people a pedophile for anime pfps he thinks looks too young even when non sexual. Based on all the stuff I’ve seen revealed about him this summer it is major projection. It always is with schizos who label everything pedophilic.
 
TheAnimeRetard said:
Null calls people a pedophile for anime pfps he thinks looks too young even when non sexual. Based on all the stuff I’ve seen revealed about him this summer it is major projection. It always is with schizos who label everything pedophilic.
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>EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IS A PEDOPHILE!!!
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Celebrate Nite said:
>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR
>they do, but now your site dies because of it
>rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you
idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic

So is he just eternally fucked forever because of how the site is structured or is there SOME saving grace to get it working somewhere in the realm of "normal"?
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i noticed some of this stuff about a year ago and just minded my own business. i would not openly remark on or post anything else that looks like an achilles heel, but 1) im not probing for it, and 2) i pinky swear that on a quick cursory check, he fixed it all.

the only and i mean ONLY thing left is that 500kb wallpaper (i like it) and the video autocaching/autoloading whether you want to watch it or not.

but he has done performance tuning, he may be doing imagemagick or doing image compression on the caching server or something like that on the fly to compress images. he fixed damn near everything that i saw as a weak point, whether because some asshole trying to fuck with his site, or it just not scaling for the kind of traffic hes getting with cloudflare out of the picture

hes probably doing 500-1000+ transactions per second in SQL just fine, and im guessing theres some bottleneck where its X,XXX or XX,XXX per second that things start fucking up. the site works fine its just scaling and performance. hes doing fine imo.

i guess every single "reaction" or reply is a chain of four transactions: 1, to the webserver, 2: to the database, 3: to update the page, and 4: to notify recipients.

(1000 people taking some action simultaneously , is instantly 4,000 transactions) thats just how it is. almost anything you do on his site is at least four transactions if youre doing something that notifies another user (quote. mention. react. etc.)

literally nobody asked me or gives a fuck what i think but id be happy to sperg some on this topic for any other site owner(s)
 
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TheAnimeRetard said:
It’s only gotten worse too. Articles and News used to be one of the more free speech areas of the website but now there seems to be an upsurge of Trump boomers and Israel simps who will insult into the ground if you don’t blindly support everything Trump does or if you insult Israel.
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Wendy Wheelchair, Seafarer, Soild Hyrax and Catch A Rainbow are all gay Israelis that would negrate anything critical of Israel. Every single "Jew caught being a pedophile and fled to Israel" thread would have them negrate anyone calling Israel a pedophile safe haven or saying Epstein was a mossad op.
 
The Washington Ogre said:
Wendy Wheelchair, Seafarer, Soild Hyrax and Catch A Rainbow are all gay Israelis that would negrate anything critical of Israel. Every single "Jew caught being a pedophile and fled to Israel" thread would have them negrate anyone calling Israel a pedophile safe haven or saying Epstein was a mossad op.
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B-but Judenstan IS pedophile haven!
 
The Washington Ogre said:
Wendy Wheelchair, Seafarer, Soild Hyrax and Catch A Rainbow are all gay Israelis that would negrate anything critical of Israel. Every single "Jew caught being a pedophile and fled to Israel" thread would have them negrate anyone calling Israel a pedophile safe haven or saying Epstein was a mossad op.
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I saw 2 random people in one thread this week pretty much back to back randomly saying the word “drek” and never even heard of that word till reading those replies. I looked up and it’s an Israeli word for garbage/trash.

It made me wonder if Jews have their footing there now like they do in 4chan. One account was COVID era and the other account was Post 2024 Election.


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Kiwifarmer explains why KiwiTubers are bad, accidentally explains why Kiwifarms is bad
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”Nowadays you need a moral reason to laugh at lolcows, you can’t just make Mister Metokur stuff anymore” Ya, cause there’s nothing more lame than when a normie sees something mildly eccentric and acts like that’s some groundbreaking comedy. Most people don’t care to sit all day and watch some weird person be weird because niggas got jobs. They’ll care if there’s a damn good reason to however, such as, them being a legit pedophile. You’re just mad everyone dosent share the same opinion as you, now who does that remind me of.. Some front page of the internet perhaps?

Lolcow stuff is niche cause to the average person it sounds incredibly stupid, and that’s ok. I’m not sure when KiwiFarms started wanting to be normie. You’ll see it in threads where they’ll say “Maybe this will give us a better reputation! Maybe this will get more people to come to the forum!” Why do you want that? Do you just want a world where everyone busts out laughing at the most mundane uniqueness in a person, arguements are ended by angrily calling eachother a pedo, and you can be put to straight up execution for disliking European cheese?

THIS IS ALSO IGNORING THE FACT THAT KIWIFARMERS DO THE SAME SHIT WIFH A DIFFERENT TOILET
 
Home said:
Kiwifarmer explains why KiwiTubers are bad, accidentally explains why Kiwifarms is bad
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”Nowadays you need a moral reason to laugh at lolcows, you can’t just make Mister Metokur stuff anymore” Ya, cause there’s nothing more lame than when a normie sees something mildly eccentric and acts like that’s some groundbreaking comedy. Most people don’t care to sit all day and watch some weird person be weird because niggas got jobs. They’ll care if there’s a damn good reason to however, such as, them being a legit pedophile. You’re just mad everyone dosent share the same opinion as you, now who does that remind me of.. Some front page of the internet perhaps?

Lolcow stuff is niche cause to the average person it sounds incredibly stupid, and that’s ok. I’m not sure when KiwiFarms started wanting to be normie. You’ll see it in threads where they’ll say “Maybe this will give us a better reputation! Maybe this will get more people to come to the forum!” Why do you want that? Do you just want a world where everyone busts out laughing at the most mundane uniqueness in a person, arguements are ended by angrily calling eachother a pedo, and you can be put to straight up execution for disliking European cheese?
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I feel like if you decide to name your account “Femboy Fart huffer” it is more than just an ironic joke. This guy is definitely a freak.

Normal people aren’t terminally online enough to name a whole account around femboys and farting.
 
TheAnimeRetard said:
I saw 2 random people in one thread this week pretty much back to back randomly saying the word “drek” and never even heard of that word till reading those replies. I looked up and it’s an Israeli word for garbage/trash.

It made me wonder if Jews have their footing there now like they do in 4chan. One account was COVID era and the other account was Post 2024 Election.


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I thought drek was a common word. I've heard it and I'm not a Jew.
 
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