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You know I do have to say that I wish I would have had a "normal" last couple years of my childhood. I was in high school married to my pregnant wife my junior year and was raising a baby and my senior year.

Top that all off with the fact that we were emancipated as well, so we were legally adults before we even had driver's licenses lol.

I was in a hurry to grow up but we did do it responsibly. But we both had the familial structure and help from both sides of the family that we were able to finish school and work and get on our feet.
Yeah I mean it a "don't make the same mistakes I did" sort of way because you're only young once so people should not be in a hurry to grow up because they will miss their childhood when they get older. It's way more simple when the most complicated thing in your life is studying for a math test or something.
 
Yeah I mean it a "don't make the same mistakes I did" sort of way because you're only young once so people should not be in a hurry to grow up because they will miss their childhood when they get older. It's way more simple when the most complicated thing in your life is studying for a math test or something.

Yeah I'm glad I'm not a grandpa yet lol.
 
While Josh pretends Reddit is at fault for killing Cobes with "care packages" of alcohol, his users have been confirmed as doing the same and more. This is behavior he claims gets you banned.
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people focusing on the random pack of seeds is my favorite surely that is what killed him

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(reaction images, static content including but not limited that 500kb background image on the front page, because if 2000 people hit you at the same time thats a gig now just for that one image, now you have the whole website hitting F5 to see "if its back" and , it could easily be gigs and gigs of traffic just to request that comic book background image, im not even kidding)
So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as an option, all those little icons would eventually build-up to GBs of data to where the server couldn't handle it?

I assume videos are worse since they don't load as instantly as pictures do?
 
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In KiwiFarm news, the Indian CEO of YouTube is somehow unbanning bad YouTubers. I wonder if this will include InfoWars and Alex Jones soon? (Also, what does a CEO of YouTube have to do with lolcows....)
Considering youtube accounts like Birdie's original channel was not terminated I am assuming more of the older ones are being brought back. Maybe the loophole Keemstar had won't be needed anymore.
 
So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as an option, all those little icons would eventually build-up to GBs of data to where the server couldn't handle it?

I assume videos are worse since they don't load as instantly as pictures do?
Let's all open like 20 tabs loading the biggest file on the site at once. Just to see.
 
So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as an option, all those little icons would eventually build-up to GBs of data to where the server couldn't handle it?
the static asset isnt the worst of it.
every click on a smile/reaction creates a database call, and that in turn causes another database call to notify the recipient with a badge. so that causes 1000s of operations. its normal for hm to have 4000+ people on the site including anonymous viewers.

but when theyve attracted 8000-10000+ the site starts falling over.
I assume videos are worse since they don't load as instantly as pictures do?
thats part of it, because the webserver socket/thread is tied up serving you that video.
instead of opening, and sending you text or a picture for a few seconds and then closing ...
it stays open longer than other types of content.


someone on a slow shitty TOR circuit could take 3-4x longer to get the content and keep that socket open. When the webservers out of available handles/sockets thats when uou start seeing the 5XX errors and a white page. there are no threads to serve you.

hes using some caching (openresty)

but when the "origin server" (the real webserver behind openresty) doesnt have any available threads/sockets you get the 5XXes.

the caching server (openresty) has to get a socket, just like i would with a browser IF we were hitting it directly.

you can only do so much "caching" of content because its dynamically updating with all the niggerfaggot likes, reacts, hearts, tophats, etc. so even with openresty or a caching server, best case he can cache images and CSS and shit like that but the page is constantly changing to let you know "there are new posts, (view)" , or to give you the badge that you had a react or reply.

Let's all open like 20 tabs loading the biggest file on the site at once. Just to see.

if youre going to do that, throtte your interface to 1kb/s or dialup speed so you hog the socket 100x longer and make the page take five fucking minutes to load. thats the hint about a "ddos" vector if the sites already redlining. supposedly someones hitting him with 1000+ VPS, TOR, VPN or whatever the fuck but theyre doing it at full blast. If theyd done some traffic shaping on the NIC first to throttle 1000 clients to dialup speed it probably would have taken the site down.

assuming again, that thats even what happened.

or taken longer to sort out that "this clients attacking me" v. "this is just some slow piece of shit client on TOR"

whatever the cause of the last couple outages were or werent he does seem to be telling the truth about doing some tuning.

the difference between a "DDOS" and a "hug of death" is that "DDOS" means someone did it on purpose, coordinating 1000+ clients, or a "hug of death" just means that 1000 people just clicked a link to KF in some discord or livestream and the site fell over. that is not a ddos. if youre vulnerable to this you could be ddosed this way is all im saying.

given KF's reputation, people would be smart to load a VPN or TOR or proxy before clicking that link. but is he just seeing 1000 randos on suspicious connections (vpn/vps/tor) and freaking out that its an "attack" or are these people who watch KF the same way KF watches "lolcows" and are just terrified of the evil hacker known as kiwifarms getting their IP and dox.......
 
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>post in 2023
>join date in 2022

"a couple years back"

>was a kiwifarmer for 5 months

not criticizing you @thefrogninja , id have fun spreading that one too if it checked out.

Twitter. Not Even Once.
To be fair, I lurked KF for many years before finally making an account. The lolcow threads (what was once the main content of the site) is a passive reading activity for most people.
 
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oooh boy can't wait for Elliot Rodger, Peluchin Entertainment, Randy Stair and everyone to come back! Not
Which is equally funny because his parents shutdown his old first channel that wasn't taken down by YouTube. So the fact youtube wants to unban bad channels implies they never truly delete videos. They just archive them. Oh boy!
 
given KF's reputation, people would be smart to load a VPN or TOR or proxy before clicking that link. but is he just seeing 1000 randos on suspicious connections (vpn/vps/tor) and freaking out that its an "attack" or are these people who watch KF the same way KF watches "lolcows" and are just terrified of the evil hacker known as kiwifarms getting their IP and dox.......
>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR
>they do, but now your site dies because of it
>rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you

idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic

So is he just eternally fucked forever because of how the site is structured or is there SOME saving grace to get it working somewhere in the realm of "normal"?
 
I don't like the way he says "TOO-torial"
Trey Sesler. HOLY DOGSHIT ON A STICK, this guy is the human equivalent of a VCR stuffed with cat puke. He wanted to be the next big “school shooter legend,” but instead he’s the broken-ass bootleg cartridge of wannabe mass murderers. He slaughtered his own family—his own goddamn family—just so they wouldn’t watch him live out his little Columbine fanfiction. And then? He pussied out! He bailed harder than a NES game crashing on the final level. What a monumental sack of donkey diarrhea.

And now he’s still breathing, still wasting oxygen, because the court gave him the “legally insane” cheat code. Oh, give me a break! That’s not insanity—that’s just being a spineless, sweaty nutsack who realized real life doesn’t come with anime cutscenes. He’s the kind of guy who would rage quit Solitaire.

Meanwhile, his surviving relatives lost a brother, sister, and grandson because this ass-goblin wanted to “outdo Columbine.” But guess what, Trey? You didn’t outdo SHIT. Sandy Hook came along in 2012 and nuked your pathetic little scoreboard into oblivion. You couldn’t even win in the worst contest imaginable. You’re like showing up to the Olympics and tripping on the starting line—except instead of medals, it’s body counts, and you LOST.

So now what’s your legacy? You’re not infamous. You’re not scary. You’re not even a cautionary tale. You’re the fucking E.T. Atari cartridge of mass shooter wannabes: buried, forgotten, and only ever dug up as an example of how bad it can get. You failed at life, failed at death, and now you’re sitting in prison like a turd that won’t flush.

Trey Sesler, you are the festering hemorrhoid on the ass of history. The skidmark in the underwear of humanity. The kind of useless failure that makes people want to invent new swear words just to describe how much of a waste of ballsack space you are. You’re the kind of guy who’d fuck up a Pop-Tart. You’re not even worth spitting on. You’re the toenail fungus of mankind.

Go rot, you forgotten YouTube jackass.
 
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Trey Sesler. HOLY DOGSHIT ON A STICK, this guy is the human equivalent of a VCR stuffed with cat puke. He wanted to be the next big “school shooter legend,” but instead he’s the broken-ass bootleg cartridge of wannabe mass murderers. He slaughtered his own family—his own goddamn family—just so they wouldn’t watch him live out his little Columbine fanfiction. And then? He pussied out! He bailed harder than a NES game crashing on the final level. What a monumental sack of donkey diarrhea.

And now he’s still breathing, still wasting oxygen, because the court gave him the “legally insane” cheat code. Oh, give me a break! That’s not insanity—that’s just being a spineless, sweaty nutsack who realized real life doesn’t come with anime cutscenes. He’s the kind of guy who would rage quit Solitaire.

Meanwhile, his surviving relatives lost a brother, sister, and grandson because this ass-goblin wanted to “outdo Columbine.” But guess what, Trey? You didn’t outdo SHIT. Sandy Hook came along in 2012 and nuked your pathetic little scoreboard into oblivion. You couldn’t even win in the worst contest imaginable. You’re like showing up to the Olympics and tripping on the starting line—except instead of medals, it’s body counts, and you LOST.

So now what’s your legacy? You’re not infamous. You’re not scary. You’re not even a cautionary tale. You’re the fucking E.T. Atari cartridge of mass shooter wannabes: buried, forgotten, and only ever dug up as an example of how bad it can get. You failed at life, failed at death, and now you’re sitting in prison like a turd that won’t flush.

Trey Sesler, you are the festering hemorrhoid on the ass of history. The skidmark in the underwear of humanity. The kind of useless failure that makes people want to invent new swear words just to describe how much of a waste of ballsack space you are. You’re the kind of guy who’d fuck up a Pop-Tart. You’re not even worth spitting on. You’re the toenail fungus of mankind.

Go rot, you forgotten YouTube jackass.

Wait, that dude killed his family???

Also, "he's the kind of guy who would rage quit solitaire" is my new favorite insult. I can't wait to go back to work and use that on somebody 😂
 
>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR
>they do, but now your site dies because of it
>rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you

idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic
He has called people retarded for not using password managers

And at the same time he's successfully stolen accounts and illegally leaked private information (such as Yandev, for instance) because of him breaching password managers.

So more pathetic than funny, honestly.
 
Wait, that dude killed his family???

Also, "he's the kind of guy who would rage quit solitaire" is my new favorite insult. I can't wait to go back to work and use that on somebody 😂
He did. He killed his parents and brother. Even before that shooting. He killed his pets. His family pets as target practice. He spared no one. Not even furry animals. They had to interrogate him to explain what happened to the pets and farm animals. He was this close to pulling a Sandy Hook. But he wasn't good enough so he cried and quit cold Turkey. He is such a pussy even the death penalty denies him. He will be lucky if he makes it to 89 years old. Unless his prison shows him newer anime or allows him to read manga. He is cooked. And even other prisoners are not safe with him. There was a report that his cellmate committed suicide. So extra shady.
 
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