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So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as an option, all those little icons would eventually build-up to GBs of data to where the server couldn't handle it?

I assume videos are worse since they don't load as instantly as pictures do?
Let's all open like 20 tabs loading the biggest file on the site at once. Just to see.
 
So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as an option, all those little icons would eventually build-up to GBs of data to where the server couldn't handle it?
the static asset isnt the worst of it.
every click on a smile/reaction creates a database call, and that in turn causes another database call to notify the recipient with a badge. so that causes 1000s of operations. its normal for hm to have 4000+ people on the site including anonymous viewers.

but when theyve attracted 8000-10000+ the site starts falling over.
I assume videos are worse since they don't load as instantly as pictures do?
thats part of it, because the webserver socket/thread is tied up serving you that video.
instead of opening, and sending you text or a picture for a few seconds and then closing ...
it stays open longer than other types of content.


someone on a slow shitty TOR circuit could take 3-4x longer to get the content and keep that socket open. When the webservers out of available handles/sockets thats when uou start seeing the 5XX errors and a white page. there are no threads to serve you.

hes using some caching (openresty)

but when the "origin server" (the real webserver behind openresty) doesnt have any available threads/sockets you get the 5XXes.

the caching server (openresty) has to get a socket, just like i would with a browser IF we were hitting it directly.

you can only do so much "caching" of content because its dynamically updating with all the niggerfaggot likes, reacts, hearts, tophats, etc. so even with openresty or a caching server, best case he can cache images and CSS and shit like that but the page is constantly changing to let you know "there are new posts, (view)" , or to give you the badge that you had a react or reply.

Let's all open like 20 tabs loading the biggest file on the site at once. Just to see.

if youre going to do that, throtte your interface to 1kb/s or dialup speed so you hog the socket 100x longer and make the page take five fucking minutes to load. thats the hint about a "ddos" vector if the sites already redlining. supposedly someones hitting him with 1000+ VPS, TOR, VPN or whatever the fuck but theyre doing it at full blast. If theyd done some traffic shaping on the NIC first to throttle 1000 clients to dialup speed it probably would have taken the site down.

assuming again, that thats even what happened.

or taken longer to sort out that "this clients attacking me" v. "this is just some slow piece of shit client on TOR"

whatever the cause of the last couple outages were or werent he does seem to be telling the truth about doing some tuning.

the difference between a "DDOS" and a "hug of death" is that "DDOS" means someone did it on purpose, coordinating 1000+ clients, or a "hug of death" just means that 1000 people just clicked a link to KF in some discord or livestream and the site fell over. that is not a ddos. if youre vulnerable to this you could be ddosed this way is all im saying.

given KF's reputation, people would be smart to load a VPN or TOR or proxy before clicking that link. but is he just seeing 1000 randos on suspicious connections (vpn/vps/tor) and freaking out that its an "attack" or are these people who watch KF the same way KF watches "lolcows" and are just terrified of the evil hacker known as kiwifarms getting their IP and dox.......
 
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>post in 2023
>join date in 2022

"a couple years back"

>was a kiwifarmer for 5 months

not criticizing you @thefrogninja , id have fun spreading that one too if it checked out.

Twitter. Not Even Once.
To be fair, I lurked KF for many years before finally making an account. The lolcow threads (what was once the main content of the site) is a passive reading activity for most people.
 
MR. ANIME
oooh boy can't wait for Elliot Rodger, Peluchin Entertainment, Randy Stair and everyone to come back! Not
Which is equally funny because his parents shutdown his old first channel that wasn't taken down by YouTube. So the fact youtube wants to unban bad channels implies they never truly delete videos. They just archive them. Oh boy!
 
given KF's reputation, people would be smart to load a VPN or TOR or proxy before clicking that link. but is he just seeing 1000 randos on suspicious connections (vpn/vps/tor) and freaking out that its an "attack" or are these people who watch KF the same way KF watches "lolcows" and are just terrified of the evil hacker known as kiwifarms getting their IP and dox.......
>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR
>they do, but now your site dies because of it
>rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you

idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic

So is he just eternally fucked forever because of how the site is structured or is there SOME saving grace to get it working somewhere in the realm of "normal"?
 
I don't like the way he says "TOO-torial"
Trey Sesler. HOLY DOGSHIT ON A STICK, this guy is the human equivalent of a VCR stuffed with cat puke. He wanted to be the next big “school shooter legend,” but instead he’s the broken-ass bootleg cartridge of wannabe mass murderers. He slaughtered his own family—his own goddamn family—just so they wouldn’t watch him live out his little Columbine fanfiction. And then? He pussied out! He bailed harder than a NES game crashing on the final level. What a monumental sack of donkey diarrhea.

And now he’s still breathing, still wasting oxygen, because the court gave him the “legally insane” cheat code. Oh, give me a break! That’s not insanity—that’s just being a spineless, sweaty nutsack who realized real life doesn’t come with anime cutscenes. He’s the kind of guy who would rage quit Solitaire.

Meanwhile, his surviving relatives lost a brother, sister, and grandson because this ass-goblin wanted to “outdo Columbine.” But guess what, Trey? You didn’t outdo SHIT. Sandy Hook came along in 2012 and nuked your pathetic little scoreboard into oblivion. You couldn’t even win in the worst contest imaginable. You’re like showing up to the Olympics and tripping on the starting line—except instead of medals, it’s body counts, and you LOST.

So now what’s your legacy? You’re not infamous. You’re not scary. You’re not even a cautionary tale. You’re the fucking E.T. Atari cartridge of mass shooter wannabes: buried, forgotten, and only ever dug up as an example of how bad it can get. You failed at life, failed at death, and now you’re sitting in prison like a turd that won’t flush.

Trey Sesler, you are the festering hemorrhoid on the ass of history. The skidmark in the underwear of humanity. The kind of useless failure that makes people want to invent new swear words just to describe how much of a waste of ballsack space you are. You’re the kind of guy who’d fuck up a Pop-Tart. You’re not even worth spitting on. You’re the toenail fungus of mankind.

Go rot, you forgotten YouTube jackass.
 
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Trey Sesler. HOLY DOGSHIT ON A STICK, this guy is the human equivalent of a VCR stuffed with cat puke. He wanted to be the next big “school shooter legend,” but instead he’s the broken-ass bootleg cartridge of wannabe mass murderers. He slaughtered his own family—his own goddamn family—just so they wouldn’t watch him live out his little Columbine fanfiction. And then? He pussied out! He bailed harder than a NES game crashing on the final level. What a monumental sack of donkey diarrhea.

And now he’s still breathing, still wasting oxygen, because the court gave him the “legally insane” cheat code. Oh, give me a break! That’s not insanity—that’s just being a spineless, sweaty nutsack who realized real life doesn’t come with anime cutscenes. He’s the kind of guy who would rage quit Solitaire.

Meanwhile, his surviving relatives lost a brother, sister, and grandson because this ass-goblin wanted to “outdo Columbine.” But guess what, Trey? You didn’t outdo SHIT. Sandy Hook came along in 2012 and nuked your pathetic little scoreboard into oblivion. You couldn’t even win in the worst contest imaginable. You’re like showing up to the Olympics and tripping on the starting line—except instead of medals, it’s body counts, and you LOST.

So now what’s your legacy? You’re not infamous. You’re not scary. You’re not even a cautionary tale. You’re the fucking E.T. Atari cartridge of mass shooter wannabes: buried, forgotten, and only ever dug up as an example of how bad it can get. You failed at life, failed at death, and now you’re sitting in prison like a turd that won’t flush.

Trey Sesler, you are the festering hemorrhoid on the ass of history. The skidmark in the underwear of humanity. The kind of useless failure that makes people want to invent new swear words just to describe how much of a waste of ballsack space you are. You’re the kind of guy who’d fuck up a Pop-Tart. You’re not even worth spitting on. You’re the toenail fungus of mankind.

Go rot, you forgotten YouTube jackass.

Wait, that dude killed his family???

Also, "he's the kind of guy who would rage quit solitaire" is my new favorite insult. I can't wait to go back to work and use that on somebody 😂
 
>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR
>they do, but now your site dies because of it
>rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you

idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic
He has called people retarded for not using password managers

And at the same time he's successfully stolen accounts and illegally leaked private information (such as Yandev, for instance) because of him breaching password managers.

So more pathetic than funny, honestly.
 
Wait, that dude killed his family???

Also, "he's the kind of guy who would rage quit solitaire" is my new favorite insult. I can't wait to go back to work and use that on somebody 😂
He did. He killed his parents and brother. Even before that shooting. He killed his pets. His family pets as target practice. He spared no one. Not even furry animals. They had to interrogate him to explain what happened to the pets and farm animals. He was this close to pulling a Sandy Hook. But he wasn't good enough so he cried and quit cold Turkey. He is such a pussy even the death penalty denies him. He will be lucky if he makes it to 89 years old. Unless his prison shows him newer anime or allows him to read manga. He is cooked. And even other prisoners are not safe with him. There was a report that his cellmate committed suicide. So extra shady.
 
He killed his pets.

I watched this movie like 20 years ago called A Scanner Darkly and I remember very vividly having like that Homer Simpson "he dropped his notes" moment in the theater because I couldn't stop laughing at Woody Harrelson's sincerity in delivering the line "Oh my God... What if they STOMPED the animals???"

It got to the point where the theater started laughing at my laughing lol. It was just such an absurd and out of nowhere line delivered so genuinely.

God damn I'm literally crying with laughter right now remembering this because it was so funny.
 
i love how kiwifarms can be both anti-anime but every user has an anime avatar and looks at you like you're the retard for calling them out on it

Same thing with them laughing at the left over the sidney sweeney commerical but they also sperg hard over simping or posting any videos they find a bit too sexy.

Then there's the huge chunks of the site that don't allow you to shittalk women or jews. honestly fucking reddit was more free speech back in 2019 than kiwifarms is today.

the employees also like redditors more than null likes kiwifarmers, he's openly said on multiple occasions that kiwifarms in the 2010s had a massive pedo problem and that he loathes users from back then because they are constantly reported by newer users like Toji
 
He did. He killed his parents and brother. Even before that shooting. He killed his pets. His family pets as target practice. He spared no one. Not even furry animals. They had to interrogate him to explain what happened to the pets and farm animals. He was this close to pulling a Sandy Hook. But he wasn't good enough so he cried and quit cold Turkey. He is such a pussy even the death penalty denies him. He will be lucky if he makes it to 89 years old. Unless his prison shows him newer anime or allows him to read manga. He is cooked. And even other prisoners are not safe with him. There was a report that his cellmate committed suicide. So extra shady.
he might be able to be sent manga you can order books for people who are locked up he is likely suffering though at least most prisons here do not have ac
 
i love how kiwifarms can be both anti-anime but every user has an anime avatar and looks at you like you're the retard for calling them out on it
Yeah I have no idea what even is the mentality of those idiots. I think they want to simp for Josh and be like “look we are in of the good ones”. Welperhelper is one of the more hilarious ones. He has a Fate pfp but lectures people on anime and lolicon, let me remind you it’s THAT Fate.
Same thing with them laughing at the left over the sidney sweeney commerical but they also sperg hard over simping or posting any videos they find a bit too sexy.
Insane isn’t it?
Then there's the huge chunks of the site that don't allow you to shittalk women or jews. honestly fucking reddit was more free speech back in 2019 than kiwifarms is today.
It’s only gotten worse too. Articles and News used to be one of the more free speech areas of the website but now there seems to be an upsurge of Trump boomers and Israel simps who will insult into the ground if you don’t blindly support everything Trump does or if you insult Israel.
the employees also like redditors more than null likes kiwifarmers, he's openly said on multiple occasions that kiwifarms in the 2010s had a massive pedo problem and that he loathes users from back then because they are constantly reported by newer users like Toji
Null calls people a pedophile for anime pfps he thinks looks too young even when non sexual. Based on all the stuff I’ve seen revealed about him this summer it is major projection. It always is with schizos who label everything pedophilic.
 
Null calls people a pedophile for anime pfps he thinks looks too young even when non sexual. Based on all the stuff I’ve seen revealed about him this summer it is major projection. It always is with schizos who label everything pedophilic.
>EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IS A PEDOPHILE!!!
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