Nah that's too nitpicky. That's just stylized spelling of dude and rude, people do it a lot my dood.
Also, the whole "You Can't Sit With Us" shit is definitely a Spooky Bones-ism. Regina George. Ah shit, here we go again.
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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip
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Also, the whole "You Can't Sit With Us" shit is definitely a Spooky Bones-ism. Regina George. Ah shit, here we go again.
JewNiggerCock
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I just can't see how Lidl Drip/3322 is Spooky socks to be completely honest with you. Both are attention whore for sure, but Spooky Bones socks are always reeks of discord gayops. Something that I can't sniff out of Lidl Drip/3322 posts.
JewNiggerCock
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Remember how I above I said that Lidl reminds me of a far-right closeted homosexual misogynist like Nick Fuentes? Lidl tells on himself again:
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I went through more of his MATI posts, and this fucking guy just keeps telling on himself over and over again: "I think it's very normal for women to want to be dominated by a strong man they are attracted to", no honey, it's closeted repressed homosexual bottoms like yourself who want to be dominated by a hairy bear BDSM Eric Cartman cupid like Null. You dream of cupid Null flying into your room late at night and plopping onto your bed as he takes over the reigns. Don't project your own gay domination fantasies onto women, gaycel. You know nothing about what women want. Heck, you only know what women don't want, because you started the "Man Hate" thread to immerse yourself in misandry, effectively as a kind of "gay conversion therapy".
Maybe one day Lidl will stop trying to parrot every single one of Null's homophobic talking points from MATI just to convince himself he's really not gay and doesn't have a mancrush on Null:
Lidl sox admits: gay sex is the superior kind of sex because it's safer to women, as it doesn't involve them at all. Yet he Lidl still represses the gay in himself:
Null comes in and teases Lidl and other repressed gays with their hidden disavowed desires for dominant slave master Null to come in and take over the reigns as he "loses all inhibition":
Lidl dares to disagree with his mancrush, only to inadvertently reveal his repressed gayness: "I see men cry all the time about male suicide rates due to not being able to share their emotions and not having anyone to talk to and how being a man is so lonely and you're never allowed to cry blahblah... This problem could easily be solved if men just learned how to talk to each other without making fun of each other for having feelings.", Lidl, how many times has Null said that men expressing their emotions to one another is peakgay, and that he, Null, personally doesn't know any man who calls him up in the middle of the night under the shower to express his feelings about something? Go back to Man Hate and read some more misandry there on how emotionally stunted and affectionately illiterate REAL men are, you pansy ass emo fag!
No Lidl, you don't get to express emotions and get to keep your "normal straight male" beard. You have to repress your emotions along with your disgusting homosexuality and be a REAL man according to the Null standard of acceptable masculinity.
Repressed closeted far-right homosexuals like Lidl stop projecting their pedophilia agitprop onto out-of-the-closet gays mission: impossible.
When your main exposure to gays is through far-right racist homophobic agitprop on KF alone, it suddenly makes sense why there are so many repressed gay zoomers like Lidl who think that all homosexuals are pornsick predators who will want to rape children the moment they come out of the closet:
"It also explains guys like Dick Masterson who are hardcore misogynists because they are degenerate coomers and the only women he interacts with offline are absolute braindead fameseeking LA whores, which leads him to believe that all women are like that," but not Lidl, who is totally not a misogynist and is in fact the biggest gayest pickme of them all!
"so when guys say shit like "all women are whores", which is not Lidl himself, for he only calls some women "absolute braindead fameseeking LA whores", sometimes.
This is really funny, because Lidl claimed to have listened to literally all the MATI shows:
I guess Lidl missed this part of MATI where Null said that his Italian father would smack him right across the face, even on Christmas eve. Null idolizes aggressive obnoxious men because that's who his grandfather subjecting him to corporal punishment was, and that's who his mother's angry ex-boyfriend who set fire to their house was. Lidl in turn idolizes aggressive obnoxious men like Null because he's terrified of everyone learning the truth about him, which is that Lidl is actually a little emo faggot who wants men to discuss their emotions freely rather than blow their brains out in lonely isolation.
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I went through more of his MATI posts, and this fucking guy just keeps telling on himself over and over again: "I think it's very normal for women to want to be dominated by a strong man they are attracted to", no honey, it's closeted repressed homosexual bottoms like yourself who want to be dominated by a hairy bear BDSM Eric Cartman cupid like Null. You dream of cupid Null flying into your room late at night and plopping onto your bed as he takes over the reigns. Don't project your own gay domination fantasies onto women, gaycel. You know nothing about what women want. Heck, you only know what women don't want, because you started the "Man Hate" thread to immerse yourself in misandry, effectively as a kind of "gay conversion therapy".
Maybe one day Lidl will stop trying to parrot every single one of Null's homophobic talking points from MATI just to convince himself he's really not gay and doesn't have a mancrush on Null:
Lidl sox admits: gay sex is the superior kind of sex because it's safer to women, as it doesn't involve them at all. Yet he Lidl still represses the gay in himself:
Null comes in and teases Lidl and other repressed gays with their hidden disavowed desires for dominant slave master Null to come in and take over the reigns as he "loses all inhibition":
Lidl dares to disagree with his mancrush, only to inadvertently reveal his repressed gayness: "I see men cry all the time about male suicide rates due to not being able to share their emotions and not having anyone to talk to and how being a man is so lonely and you're never allowed to cry blahblah... This problem could easily be solved if men just learned how to talk to each other without making fun of each other for having feelings.", Lidl, how many times has Null said that men expressing their emotions to one another is peakgay, and that he, Null, personally doesn't know any man who calls him up in the middle of the night under the shower to express his feelings about something? Go back to Man Hate and read some more misandry there on how emotionally stunted and affectionately illiterate REAL men are, you pansy ass emo fag!
No Lidl, you don't get to express emotions and get to keep your "normal straight male" beard. You have to repress your emotions along with your disgusting homosexuality and be a REAL man according to the Null standard of acceptable masculinity.
Repressed closeted far-right homosexuals like Lidl stop projecting their pedophilia agitprop onto out-of-the-closet gays mission: impossible.
When your main exposure to gays is through far-right racist homophobic agitprop on KF alone, it suddenly makes sense why there are so many repressed gay zoomers like Lidl who think that all homosexuals are pornsick predators who will want to rape children the moment they come out of the closet:
"It also explains guys like Dick Masterson who are hardcore misogynists because they are degenerate coomers and the only women he interacts with offline are absolute braindead fameseeking LA whores, which leads him to believe that all women are like that," but not Lidl, who is totally not a misogynist and is in fact the biggest gayest pickme of them all!
"so when guys say shit like "all women are whores", which is not Lidl himself, for he only calls some women "absolute braindead fameseeking LA whores", sometimes.
This is really funny, because Lidl claimed to have listened to literally all the MATI shows:
I guess Lidl missed this part of MATI where Null said that his Italian father would smack him right across the face, even on Christmas eve. Null idolizes aggressive obnoxious men because that's who his grandfather subjecting him to corporal punishment was, and that's who his mother's angry ex-boyfriend who set fire to their house was. Lidl in turn idolizes aggressive obnoxious men like Null because he's terrified of everyone learning the truth about him, which is that Lidl is actually a little emo faggot who wants men to discuss their emotions freely rather than blow their brains out in lonely isolation.
Go here for the lore on Framergirl:
Better yet, read this entire thread from beginning to end, at one point Dynastia shows up, and then he and Null proceed have an openly homoerotic exchange, showing that they're very skilled at sexting one another without skipping a beat:
Since I know Lidl is inevitably hate-lurking here, you are prohibited from reading the above mentioned homoerotic exchange between Null and Dynastia. Go back to reading more misandry on the "Man Hate" thread, you pathetic closeted self-loathing gay emo.
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Should I DM this thread to this faggot?
Nope, he's already read it, that's why he references me pointing out that Lidl is a gay man who for some reason decided to LARP that he's supposedly a tradthot feminist on KF. If this dude has been hate-lurking here, which he clearly has, then he has seen the screenshots where Lidl admitted being a man before he started his tradthot LARP.
Even in the MATI thread itself, before Lidl started the tradthot-LARP, everyone addressed him as a man.
Here's Lidl admitting he doesn't actually know any women IRL:
For the record: I've never seen the movie or read this book myself, but I do know one straight millennial woman (feminist) and one straight millennial man (BDSMer) who have read that book/saw the film, and they both independently fucking hated it, for very different reasons I'd imagine.
That said, why would a woman ever trust a closeted gay killjoy like Lidl with whatever sex literature they're reading? They won't tell you what they're reading, Lidl, because they know you're a far-right trad-LARPer who will judge them for it. We know the actual reason you hate "absolute braindead fame-seeking LA whores" is because these women get to fuck all the men you secretly desire but are actively trying to talk yourself out of fucking yourself, with your "Man Hate" gay conversion thread. No woman will ever trust your judgemental, self-loathing, homophobic ass with whatever is presently on her sexy reading list.
"Needless to say... TGFLA had the last laugh..."
JewNiggerCock
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I know the Framergirl lore a little bit. I'm just wondering if she's a chatfags though, I don't lurk around the chat that much. But thanks for the info anyway. Also Lidl Drip mention that the forum used to have IRL meet-up. Where the fuck is that coming from ? I heard about the self-doxing thread they had back in the day from ED, but I never heard anything about IRL meet-up.
Oldfag. Doxed from the kf hack. Stopped using the site afterwards. Liked to make cp jokes.
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I'm in the same boat really, but I'm halfway feeding Elaine's paranoia, halfway hoping it's true just because the meltdowns that would follow would be so funny.
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Just call Lidl an Elaine sock, it pisses off both of them
I spat out my coffee, this paragraph is fucking hilarious.
Lidl Drip is a man, baby! Even a very oviously high Elaine on this Discord stream still had her female faculties intact to be able to sniff out Lidl as a man who is LARPing as a woman on KF:
Elaine, if you ever read this: Lidl is obsessed with you because Lidl, as a closeted gay man who wants Null all to himself, he obviously views you as a competitor merely for the fact that you are a woman at the periphery of Null. Lidl literally went and queried OG Kiwis about various Null's sexcapades with Kiwis, yet Lidl still insists everyone else is in a parasocial relationship with Null but him.
I have found what I think is the precise moment that Lidl Drip decided to LARP as a radical feminist tradthot in the MATI thread. I think it started with that shooting incident with the TIF (trans-identified female) shooter:
All of a sudden, Lidl began posting typical TERF-adjacent misandric talking points about how shaming men for their sexuality is based and a sure way to force degenerates back into the closet:
Lidl raged against violent pornography:
As his LARP commenced, his expressed views became increasingly unhinged and IMO at times bordered on some rather obvious trolling, such as in the following post where Lidl boldly states that "only women can create true art" and that all male-produced art features naked bodies and is therefore all pornographic:
Like Null himself does in his political rants on MATI, Lidl takes care to mix his far-right reactionary views on "normal" heterosexual relationships with radical feminist misandric talking points about how most men nowadays are pornsick, most men thus are secretly gay, and how all gay men are on a slippery slope of degeneracy that inevitably ends with them raping children. Lidl mixes hardcore misandry with hardcore misogyny and racism ("turning kids into niggeroni")
And here we catch Lidl talking about himself again: "most people really don't give a fuck if their favorite e-celeb is a good person or a degenerate rapist irl". Here is Lidl making excuses for Null having said on MATI that it's OK for him to hit on "1 or 2" of his fans, then Lidl trad-LARPs about how this totally leads to sustainable relationships using Pewdiepie as an example (imagine the sheer tone-deafness of comparing Pewdiepie to Null):
Despite being in alignment with these extreme views, Lidl seems obsessed with normalcy and insists that he himself is actually a "cringe normie", which is highly doubtful because anyone who spends so much time on KF or listening to MATI to the point of parsing Null's far-right talking points through a radical feminist lens is obviously not "normal" by any stretch. Lidl goes on to appropriate Joseph Paul Watson's Youtube video about how "normalcy is the new counter culture", which only means that Lidl wants his extreme views to become commonplace and accepted:
In this post Lidl claims to be a parent with multiple kids
and again insists that he's the normal one here, while also revealing that he follows Paul Joseph Watson on Youtube:
Yet Lidl can't help himself, and occasionally lets his tradthot mask slip to reveal his true, um, interests:
This only reinforces my personal belief, that Lidl IRL is likely not a woman at all, and is more likely just another Nick Fuentes (someone Lidl appears to be familiar with), meaning, a far-right closed gay man who decided that LARPing as a feminist tradthot, while copying and regurgitating Null's most reactionary talking points from MATI, as a sure way to grab Null's attention and get on his good side.
I don't know what Lidl's endgame is with all this LARPing, other than him using it to gain access to Null, whom Lidl seems to be in love with and whom he idolizes to the point of copying Null's hatred of anime. Lidl acts very protective/possessive towards Null, while accusing everyone else with a positive or negative interest in Null of having a parasocial relationship with him. Yet Lidl by his own public admission contacted OG Kiwis to learn more about Null's previous sexual escapades with female Kiwis.
Curiously, when people in the MATI thread began discussing the Chudbud leaks and "Christorian X", Lidl was very noticeably absent from that part of the thread, despite having joined seemingly every other pile-on in the thread, this was the one topic Lidl apparently had nothing to say about:
I hope this all demonstrates once again why I do not for a moment believe that Lidl is a woman.
I suspect that Lidl is another Nick Fuentes, a far-right closeted homosexual man who hates women, and who started the Man Hate thread as a form of gay conversion therapy for himself, to remind himself to stay away from men, and to devote his time entirely to simping for his Real Life Eric Cartman as Cupid, Null:
Elaine, if you ever read this: Lidl is obsessed with you because Lidl, as a closeted gay man who wants Null all to himself, he obviously views you as a competitor merely for the fact that you are a woman at the periphery of Null. Lidl literally went and queried OG Kiwis about various Null's sexcapades with Kiwis, yet Lidl still insists everyone else is in a parasocial relationship with Null but him.
I have found what I think is the precise moment that Lidl Drip decided to LARP as a radical feminist tradthot in the MATI thread. I think it started with that shooting incident with the TIF (trans-identified female) shooter:
All of a sudden, Lidl began posting typical TERF-adjacent misandric talking points about how shaming men for their sexuality is based and a sure way to force degenerates back into the closet:
Lidl raged against violent pornography:
As his LARP commenced, his expressed views became increasingly unhinged and IMO at times bordered on some rather obvious trolling, such as in the following post where Lidl boldly states that "only women can create true art" and that all male-produced art features naked bodies and is therefore all pornographic:
Like Null himself does in his political rants on MATI, Lidl takes care to mix his far-right reactionary views on "normal" heterosexual relationships with radical feminist misandric talking points about how most men nowadays are pornsick, most men thus are secretly gay, and how all gay men are on a slippery slope of degeneracy that inevitably ends with them raping children. Lidl mixes hardcore misandry with hardcore misogyny and racism ("turning kids into niggeroni")
And here we catch Lidl talking about himself again: "most people really don't give a fuck if their favorite e-celeb is a good person or a degenerate rapist irl". Here is Lidl making excuses for Null having said on MATI that it's OK for him to hit on "1 or 2" of his fans, then Lidl trad-LARPs about how this totally leads to sustainable relationships using Pewdiepie as an example (imagine the sheer tone-deafness of comparing Pewdiepie to Null):
Despite being in alignment with these extreme views, Lidl seems obsessed with normalcy and insists that he himself is actually a "cringe normie", which is highly doubtful because anyone who spends so much time on KF or listening to MATI to the point of parsing Null's far-right talking points through a radical feminist lens is obviously not "normal" by any stretch. Lidl goes on to appropriate Joseph Paul Watson's Youtube video about how "normalcy is the new counter culture", which only means that Lidl wants his extreme views to become commonplace and accepted:
In this post Lidl claims to be a parent with multiple kids
and again insists that he's the normal one here, while also revealing that he follows Paul Joseph Watson on Youtube:Yet Lidl can't help himself, and occasionally lets his tradthot mask slip to reveal his true, um, interests:
This only reinforces my personal belief, that Lidl IRL is likely not a woman at all, and is more likely just another Nick Fuentes (someone Lidl appears to be familiar with), meaning, a far-right closed gay man who decided that LARPing as a feminist tradthot, while copying and regurgitating Null's most reactionary talking points from MATI, as a sure way to grab Null's attention and get on his good side.
I don't know what Lidl's endgame is with all this LARPing, other than him using it to gain access to Null, whom Lidl seems to be in love with and whom he idolizes to the point of copying Null's hatred of anime. Lidl acts very protective/possessive towards Null, while accusing everyone else with a positive or negative interest in Null of having a parasocial relationship with him. Yet Lidl by his own public admission contacted OG Kiwis to learn more about Null's previous sexual escapades with female Kiwis.
Curiously, when people in the MATI thread began discussing the Chudbud leaks and "Christorian X", Lidl was very noticeably absent from that part of the thread, despite having joined seemingly every other pile-on in the thread, this was the one topic Lidl apparently had nothing to say about:
I hope this all demonstrates once again why I do not for a moment believe that Lidl is a woman.
I suspect that Lidl is another Nick Fuentes, a far-right closeted homosexual man who hates women, and who started the Man Hate thread as a form of gay conversion therapy for himself, to remind himself to stay away from men, and to devote his time entirely to simping for his Real Life Eric Cartman as Cupid, Null:
"Needless to say, TGFLA had the last laugh"
Don't waste your time hitting on him. As a far-right closeted homosexual, he would shame you for your male degeneracy (read: his own gay proclivities), then post about you in the "Male Hate" gay conversion therapy thread, mainly as a reminder to himself not to secretly masturbate to you:
I do wonder what Lidl thinks of that homoerotic exchange between Null and Dynastia on lolcow.farms that I shared yesterday. Does he have an excuse for such male degeneracy too? They were both in their twenties when they did that, so he can't use the "Null was only 15!" excuse like with the Blockland posts. I think Lidl should get over himself and just go ahead send Bryan Dunn a dickpick. It's 100% consensual cos Bryan Dunn explicitly requested it.
Didn't Spooky do the same?
If you are Null's fake online GF you can get away with all the one word posts and reaction images you want I guess.