Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[Not enough minerals Not enough]

"I want to speak to the manager"

 

[Not enough minerals Not enough]

The king of PHP is having a normal one in his court.

Word has it that his rage steems from the fact he's impotent and thus unable to conceive an heir.
Or as the burghers say "he gets no bitches"

 

[Battle of Brainiac]

Josh thinks the Senior Vice President of Voxility should be taking his calls
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Getting DSP machinima vibes from all this. Amazing

 

[Empresa]

Yeah that'll show em, Josh. you tell em!

 

[thefrogninja]

Josh was the real ragepig all along

 

[Rat Speaker]

You will find we are much more tolerant here.

Lol cuck

 

[TheNotRealAsh]

Null meanwhile asks for something and spergs when he receives it. even something as simple as light recommendations spends him into a shitfit. he's a miserable guy, if he wasn't in charge of the website he would as respected as Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

HHH is way more respected than Josh to the general kiwifarms population.

 

[thefrogninja]

LFJ W

 

[Deleted member 1141]

LFJ W
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I honestly read this as LFJ admitting to swatting the Kiwifarms telegram moderator. Or at least trying to get his name thrown in.

 

[delphi]

I honestly read this as LFJ admitting to swatting the Kiwifarms telegram moderator. Or at least trying to get his name thrown in.

It's just a meaningless public statement made to distance himself from the event. Even if he genuinely believes that no-one in his group would do it, that doesn't make it true.

Vordrak lays out detailed plans of illegal things which "could happen" to KF and Josh all the time and just tacks on a disclaimer at the end, knowing full well that someone is likely to follow those plans.

 

[Not enough minerals Not enough]

Josh has completely lost it.

 

[TheNotRealAsh]

Josh has completely lost it.
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Okay who are the 2014 KF users?

 

[Not enough minerals Not enough]

Okay who are the 2014 KF users?

Nohull

 

[TheNotRealAsh]

Josh has completely lost it.
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And thinking about this, this site is Onionfarms. Is Null so angry at Kengle that this site causes him this much pain?

Like, Snailslime was here and Null accepted her back into the cowmmunity.

 

[CAPTAIN SHIT]

Josh has completely lost it.
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Compound that with his whole "Never talk to anyone from here off-site" thing when he was upset over Discord a few years ago

 

[Boingotango]

Josh has completely lost it.
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Source nigger?

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

Josh has completely lost it.
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We're reached peak Poe's Law where I don't know if this is something Josh actually said or another classic Nohull edit. I'm going to assume it's 100% true though because that's funnier.

Josh is more than welcome to make an account here and be a fren and an onionbro

 

[ChaoticPizzaParty]

That's just sad

 

[TheEternalCoomer]

Josh has completely lost it.
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Feels good, man.

Replying directly to Josh's statement, because I know he comes here:

Users with accounts all the way back to 2014 are posting on Onion Farms.

Well, we can't very well post on Kiwi Farms, Can we? Half of us lost our accounts because of the email-password reset, which was unnecessary, and you were advised against. The other half lost the entire site because you can't figure out how to self-host a Tor+I2P site which is nearly impossible to take offline when done right.

I don't know where the anti-Josh sentiment has come from, but [blah blah blah] People calling me a...

Calm down, Josh. We know you're not a degenerate. As you've stated; you don't even experience sexual attraction/arousal, and your dick simply doesn't work. You're practically an asexual and/or eunuch.

I feel like I've been betrayed by my frens.

No one's betrayed you. I've tried to help you at every opportunity. I was repaid by having my account with years of posts and more importantly, a reputation, permanently locked by an unnecessary email-password reset, and not even being given a an invite code as a backup to that. I can make a new account, in fact I already have, but the reputation will take years; I can't just create years of reputation in a few minutes like an account.

 

[delphi]

Not gonna lie, I hope that one of the first things Josh does when it officially becomes Elon's Twitter is make a new account that LFJ and crew won't be able to do a damned thing about.

Part of the current frustration everyone is feeling comes from updates about what is happening with KF being on platforms people are unwilling to use.