Lunar Magma
Remarkable Onion
What I find especially funny is that Josh's baby, the Kiwi Farms is over. Or is at least past its prime and on the way downhilll. When Josh thinks about "Drop Kiwi Farms" with Keffals, that was the most stressful time for him as he woke up every day and dealt with new issues and new providers dropping him every day, and him trying to find solutions to new problems. But that was actually his peak when he was most relevant. The apex. The top of the mountain. And the only place to go when you're on the top, is down. So when a couple years pass and the Kiwi Farms continues its slow bleed-out, Josh will eventually look back on DropKF with nostalgia as the good ol' days when he was relevant and the site was getting media coverage and so much attention, even if it was negative attention. Josh thinks he's gonna jolt the site back to life using cheap publicity stunts and going on bigger podcasts but it's not gonna work. You had your time in the sun, your 15 minutes of fame, however brief they were, and you will never recapture that.
At any time in the day, there are 1800-3800 KF users. Most of those aren't even logged in so they are just casual readers in a thread. Basically a lot of these are people that left this site open as a browser tab while reading a thread in their internet browser. Not hardcore users that post. You're barely scrapping together 2K-4K people and you are very lucky to have those, despite poor leadership and squandering them all away. And taking them all for granted and constantly trying to cycle them out for new groups to grow the Farms. You're an ungrateful prick and you are the sole reason the Farms is dying and irrelevant. 2K people (at the site's lowest points in the day) is really nothing. Especially when you consider how many people are in America (300 million) or even the world 8 billion. If you can barely scrape together 2K from the world's internet presence, are you even trying? What exactly do you offer the world? A shitty podcast and you host a website about lolcows, which basically means Youtubers. Yeah join the club. Lots of people have shitty podcasts and are trying to make an easy grift for themselves and want a lot of money for little effort. You're not special.
And it doesn't matter how hard you aggressively monetize the Farms on its deathbed, trying to milk its users for every dollar as it bleeds out. A death spiral is still a death spiral. Yeah, you might be able to squeeze the paypigs for a couple more scam gofundme's but people have their limits.
At any time in the day, there are 1800-3800 KF users. Most of those aren't even logged in so they are just casual readers in a thread. Basically a lot of these are people that left this site open as a browser tab while reading a thread in their internet browser. Not hardcore users that post. You're barely scrapping together 2K-4K people and you are very lucky to have those, despite poor leadership and squandering them all away. And taking them all for granted and constantly trying to cycle them out for new groups to grow the Farms. You're an ungrateful prick and you are the sole reason the Farms is dying and irrelevant. 2K people (at the site's lowest points in the day) is really nothing. Especially when you consider how many people are in America (300 million) or even the world 8 billion. If you can barely scrape together 2K from the world's internet presence, are you even trying? What exactly do you offer the world? A shitty podcast and you host a website about lolcows, which basically means Youtubers. Yeah join the club. Lots of people have shitty podcasts and are trying to make an easy grift for themselves and want a lot of money for little effort. You're not special.
And it doesn't matter how hard you aggressively monetize the Farms on its deathbed, trying to milk its users for every dollar as it bleeds out. A death spiral is still a death spiral. Yeah, you might be able to squeeze the paypigs for a couple more scam gofundme's but people have their limits.




